December 16th, 2008

yellow_elephant

Fed Frees The Free Trade In Free Markets!!!

Yes boys and NonPerKin, the fed cut by 75 bips!!! which means that bernanke is more Japanese than Greenspan, and we can now see the glorious wonders of the Happier World of Most Brilliant Military Victories over the Unbelievers and their Evil Liberal Wall Street Red Followers!!!

Would this be a bad time to be reading krugman's "The Age of Diminished Expectations", what must be the 2nd edition,not the third.... so that one can get that whole 90's thing on...

I mean, clearly reading that other book by him about depression economics was, well, just clearly not at all useful, because it failed to reference Gay HomoZeXual Marriages as a leading cause of all things dark and evil.

So clearly now the Supply Side of the ReFi industry will allow for the glorious growth of the growing growingNeff....

Or is a part of the problem that we are still stuck with 'productivity' as a useless metric, and that it is getting closer and closer to trying to majikally implement that Star Trek Economics... in lieu of say, well, trying the tried and true, a Global War, and this time, why not against the Gay HomoZeXual Zombie Marriage Agendanista!!!

I mean there are some great subsidiary rights for marketting the correct type of merchandizing....
yellow_elephant

Dubya to declare war on auto makers!!

The War President used the secret signal!!!
President George W. Bush said Tuesday he is "considering all options" when it comes to aiding the U.S. auto industry because doing nothing could lead to further economic decline.
[ cf Bush: Open to 'all options' for automakers]
And this time the Evil Liberals will not prevent us from Winning!!!

In related comedy, the president's work on stand up continues:
"I feel a sense of obligation to my successor to make sure there is a not a huge economic crisis. Look, we're in a crisis now. We're in a huge recession, but I don't want to make it even worse.
[ op cit ]
Hum... now that's funny....

I mean, it's not like any of the president's policies, including the failure of the SEC to do it's job, were in any way a bad thing...
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But what about bombing to win???

The Fed will step up their other activities:
The focus of the Committee's policy going forward will be to support the functioning of financial markets and stimulate the economy through open market operations and other measures that sustain the size of the Federal Reserve's balance sheet at a high level. As previously announced, over the next few quarters the Federal Reserve will purchase large quantities of agency debt and mortgage-backed securities to provide support to the mortgage and housing markets, and it stands ready to expand its purchases of agency debt and mortgage-backed securities as conditions warrant. The Committee is also evaluating the potential benefits of purchasing longer-term Treasury securities. Early next year, the Federal Reserve will also implement the Term Asset-Backed Securities Loan Facility to facilitate the extension of credit to households and small businesses. The Federal Reserve will continue to consider ways of using its balance sheet to further support credit markets and economic activity.
To the point: the Fed is scared right now. I mean really scared. And they will do anything even remotely possible right now.
[ cf Hale "Bonddad" Stewart Is Scared ]
Where is the Bombing To Win????

Clearly there is suppose to be an Earth Shattering Bombing To Win...

Or at least some sort of reference to defeating the Gay HomoZeXual Marriage Agendanista!!!

Holy Defeatings Kapitulationist Kut And Runners!!! Who are soooooo clearly stabbing our valiant fighting forces in the back with their failure to support Unlimited Submarine Warfare against the Godless Unbelievers and their Evil Liberal Wall Street Fellow Travellors!!!

You know, the problem with all of these draft dodger types is that they are unwilling to support TOTAL MILITARY VICTORY as the Proper Form of Mission Accomplished!!! I mean, can we wait around until the smoking gun is a mushroom cloud of imploding economic sheer brainStoopids!!!
yellow_elephant

Why we must STOP the Jack Boot Of Excessive Governmental Brutal Regulator Bone Crushing Of Freedom!

The Bernie Madoff fiasco is looking more and more like a serious regulatory failure by the Securities and Exchange Commission.

The Washington Post confirms that, despite several complaints dating back to 1999, the SEC never examined Madoff's investment advisory business. And it pieces together a preliminary explanation for why that might have been the case.

First, Madoff appears to have had a cozy relationship with regulators. After helping to create the NASDAQ, which was the first electronic stock exchange, he went on to advise the SEC on electronic trading.

In this video from a roundtable discussion held last year about the future of the stock market, he brags: "I'm very close to regulators. In fact my niece just married one." (It's at the 1-hour, 51-minute mark.)

[ cf Why Didn't SEC Look Closer At Madoff? ]
Can there be any doubt that the fact that there was such MIND NUMBING Jack Booted Iron Fisted Metal Kneed, ceramic Carpul Tunnel, Aluminum Siding, Brutal Governmental Excess Regulation that poor, poor, dear, sweet, innocent Bernie, became just One More Week End At Bernies...

How tragic that the Free Trade in Free Markets was never allowed to bloom and blossom, cross polenate, flower, pestil and that sticky stuff, into the Garden of Investment Eden....

HOW MUCH LONGER CAN A FREE SOCIETY SURVIVE UNDER THE HORRORS OF EVIL EXCESS REGULATION!!!

Clearly only by having more and deeper Permenant Capital Gains Tax Cut to prevent Gay HomoZeXual Marriage Agendanista, can we even hope to help people like Bernie recover from the HORRORS of the Clinton/Gore Recession!!!
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Radical Federal Judical Legislating From The Bench Activists GONE WILD!!!

A federal appeals court today upheld, in part, a decision striking down provisions of the Patriot Act that prevent national security letter (NSL) recipients from speaking out about the secret records demands. The decision comes in an American Civil Liberties Union and New York Civil Liberties Union lawsuit challenging the FBI's authority to use NSLs to demand sensitive and private customer records from Internet Service Providers and then forbid them from discussing the requests. Siding with the ACLU, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit found that the statute's gag provisions violate the First Amendment.
[ cf Court Rules Patriot Act's "National Security Letter" Gag Provisions Unconstitutional ]
Clearly NOW it is obvious to all that only by allowing the Fed's to detain anyone, and engage in super secret rendition without court over sight can free americans remain free from the Tyranny of Radical Judicial Activism....

Because when one is rendered into one of the NEW High Paying Jobs in the Information Retrieval System, it is no longer a matter of Constitutional Law, but about keeping the High Paying Jobs in the Burgeoning Information Retrieval System the Trade Secrets of Those who's Free Trade In The Free Markets of Trade Secrets know best about what is more in the public interest than mere radical judical activist judges legislating from the bench!

Clearly if they had allowed the Great Leader's Great Patriotic Recycling Services to render all of those who were so clearly engaged in unamericanism, then none of the current so called alledged economic issues would be the level of emotional distress that the evil liberal media is trying to make them out to be, but as we all know, there is nothing to worry about, not even these Radical Hard Left Stab Our Troops In The Back Judicial Activist Judges Legislating From The Bench because the Economy is clearly Economical, and there is nothing here to see, so move along.
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Iraq Moves to Free Market System.

The brother of the Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at US President George W Bush has said that the reporter has been beaten in custody.

Muntadar al-Zaidi has allegedly suffered a broken arm, broken ribs and internal bleeding, his older brother, Dargham, told the BBC.

Mr Zaidi threw his shoes at Mr Bush at a news conference, calling him "a dog".

A spokesperson for the Iraqi military says the journalist is in good health and said the allegations were untrue.

[ cf Shoe thrower 'beaten in custody' ( emphasis in original) ]
You see, there is clearly freedom in Iraqi markets that can only come from deregulation!!!

Do we really want to have the respressions of freedom by imposing excess governmental regulation of the way that the government supports the Free Trade in Freedoms???

Is great market freedom!!!
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More Evil Liberal Stabbing Our Troops In The Backing....

What’s Your Big Idea for Change in America?

President-Elect Obama says he wants to hear ideas from all Americans, so we're taking him up on his offer. Submit your ideas for how to change America, discuss with others, and vote for your favorites.

The "Top 10 Ideas for America" will be presented to the Obama Administration on Inauguration Day. We will then build a national campaign to advance each idea in Congress, marshaling the resources of Change.org, MySpace, and our dozens of partner organizations and millions of combined members.

[ cf What’s Your Big Idea for Change in America? ]
Hello! Hello! Komrade Evil Hard Left Wing Extremists!!!

Why, oh Why, should americans be bothered by being obliged to be engaged in democracy, rather than allowing the Miracle of the Marvelous Free Trade In The Free Market do it's free market majik of allowing the invisible imaginary real actual foote of the market make the choices that chose the right thing every tyme.

Clearly if we should not allow the Excess of Government to decide what the DIVINE WILL of the invisible foote is, then WHY allow leftist, who are not willing to let the market rule, and simply throw away their votes without ever asking the market place what the price of that vote is worth!!! Not to mention what would that Senate Seat sell for on eBay!!!

Do we really want their type putting input into the flow....
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SantaKon 2008 Korrrupts Moral Fibre!!!

Santacon is essentially the excuse for dozens of increasingly drunken New Yorkers to dress up as a variation on St. Nick (or any holiday-themed icon) and prance around the city, amusing and/or scaring unsuspecting tourists and citizens. The 2008 edition started off with a quick visit to the 34th Street Post Office, before swarming throughout Manhattan with holiday chaos and cheer. Santa was spotted at Macy's, Rockefeller Center, Grand Central, accosting beer trucks and investigating many bars along the way.
[ cf New York City SantaCON 2008 ]
And the photo with the article has a Darth Vadar Santa....

Think of how many INNNOCENT CHILDREN will grow up to become Gay HomoZeXual Agendanista becaue of this life scaring experience.

Can there be any doubts that we must have permenant capital gains tax cuts????

You know, to stop Gay HomoZeXual Agendanista!!!