November 18th, 2008

yellow_elephant

Stop PERSECUTING Caribou Ken!!!

Oh god, if there is nothing that is more Godlessly Heathenly Unamerica, it is the ONGOING PERSECUTION of Caribou Ken, simply because Karibou Barbiee no longer wanted the Bridge to KnowWhere to be at the end to the RoadToNoWhere!!!
A move to oust Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens from the U.S. Senate Republican conference was abruptly postponed on Tuesday pending the outcome of the convicted felon's bid for re-election.

Sen. Jim DeMint of South Carolina said he would now seek a vote on whether to remove the 84-year-old Stevens from the party conference and strip him of his committee assignments on Thursday.

By then, a winner should finally be declared in the extremely close November 4 election between Stevens and Democratic challenger Mark Begich, the mayor of Anchorage.

[ cf Vote on convicted Stevens in Senate postponed ]
YES, everyone gets it!!!

Karibou Barbie can See all the way to Russia with her Zel Miller Laser Death Ray Eyes, but that does not mean that she is going to let Caribou Ken back into the the Senate House Again, merely because he got himself convicted of some things and stuff!!!

Ok, so yes, the GODLESS HEATHENS let Caribou Lieberman Roam Free through the Chairmanship of the Department of Homeland Security, but that is because they HATE FREEDOM !!! and do not understand the Importance of being the True Senator Palpateen resposible for Homeland Security!!! And it is better that Homeland Security Oversight be in the hands of Caribou Lieberman, than to let it fall to Hitlary and her RadFemiSurfNazi's!!!

But that is no reason to continue to PERSECUTE Caribou Ken, simply because Karibou Barbie has a Hissy Fit!!!

Yes, if Caribou Ken would have supported Karibou Barbie, then she would be the RULER OF THE WORLD, and would be in a position to help him, but since Ken was bad, Barbie just has to spank him....
yellow_elephant

It was a Near Miss????

Wow... Clearly now we must do more to help work out why truth MUST be stopped in our life time....
As we as a Party regroup after our near miss in the presidential election, we must reflect on what our Party has done well and what we can improve moving forward. It is for that reason we have created a new Web site for you to share your thoughts on the direction of the Republican Party. Please take a moment to visit www.RepublicanForAReason.com and create an account to begin the dialogue.


The Republican Party has always been the party of reason and hope, and I strongly believe we will continue in this tradition as we work to the future.

I thank everyone who volunteered their time, money, and energy to elect John McCain and Sarah Palin. It was a ground-breaking year for the Party on a number of issues and those milestones would not have been met without your tireless efforts.

Moving forward, you have the opportunity to reflect on the reasons why you are a Republican on this site.

( email from Robert M. "Mike" Duncan, Subject: We Want to Hear Your Thoughts! )
Hum....

How exactly are we as republicans going to recover the notion of 'reason' as a part of the process of being a Republican???

No Seriously???

When was reason ever a part of the Post-Reality-Community of the last how many ever years????
yellow_elephant

The Hienous Onslaught of the Blah Horrors, Generic_Fear Style.

Can't we just BOMB someone? Ok, so the whine
I think this is a significant mistake: the Federal Reserve is handing a present to AIG's shareholders and bondholders that they do not deserve.

I say full nationalization, and then privatization of the insurance company parts of it. It is not clear to me that any private firm has any business offering insurance against systematic mortgage financial risk anyway.

[ cf AIG... ]
Is what we officially call, "Like Duh".

But it just gets worse with:
Larry Kudlow writes:
Kudlow's Money Politic$ on National Review Online: Mustard Seeds [Larry Kudlow]: Many Wall Street analysts are forecasting a steep 3 to 4 percent Q4 contraction. But they are not factoring in the roughly $200 billion dollar drop in consumer energy expenses that is accruing from the collapse in oil and gasoline prices. This huge energy tax cut effect will be a big booster for consumers and businesses. Not only will it benefit consumer purchasing power, it will also improve the profits picture, and as a result, the stock market...
But the stock market is a forward-looking animal. Unless you think investors are really stupid, the effect of falling oil prices on profits and future dividends has already been incorporated into stock prices--it has just been overwhelmed by the bad news about the financial crisis.

At some point predictions that the stock market is about to rise are going to be true. But if they are true now, it is not because "Wall Street analysts are forecasting a steep 3 to 4 percent Q4 contraction. But they are not factoring in the roughly $200 billion dollar drop in consumer energy expenses that is accruing..."

[ cf Why Oh Why Can't We Have a Better Press Corps? (National Review Edition) ]
Remind me again....

NO SERIOUSLY!!! REMIND ME AGAIN!!!

How do they let

RatBastardRedCommunistFaggotAssedNancyBoyDraftDodgingMentalMidgetsOfMindlessNeff

on the National Review pointing out to everyone how little they understand about the modern world, reasoning, the applications of reasoning to economics, you know, THE TECHNICAL STUFF that use to be the Home Ground for Tradtional Main Stream Republicans before the FREAK SHOW rolled into town on the back of the NeoConClownCarCrew???

Why yes, now that we understand that NRO is a Red Communist Front on the Road To SERFDOM - which as one of the evil doers noted:
Surf DOM, isn't that the Data Object Model, you know, like For Surfer Dudes????
Which is one more reason not to mix Web2.0 with Radical Left Wing Political Agenda Items of those who have always advocated that they were NOT the conservatives...

WE MUST STOP THEM!!! THEY ARE EVIL!!!!
yellow_elephant

PSA: do not do bad drugs.

President Obama and the Coming Stock Market Crash

How destructive to the U.S. economy would a Barack Obama presidency be?

An exclusive Newsmax analysis warns: There could be a very rough time ahead.

Beneath Obama's flowery rhetoric lies a dangerous economic plan that will wreak havoc on the American economy.

Obama plans to return to the failed policies of high taxation coupled with an expansion of government spending.

( cf email from those crazies at eagle@gopusamedia.com, subject The Coming Obama Stock Market Crash
[ NOTE: SCARY STRONG RED IN ORIGINAL TEXT, BE MORE AFRAID] )
WOW....

So President OBAMA was the president Prior to the Election...

This boys and NonPerKin, is why you really should toke and pass to the Right!!! I know that many of our evil liberal friends think that passing to the left, or simply passing out, is as good as BOGUARTING THE BONG, but, no.

Toke, and Pass to the RIGHT.

It IS a traditional family values thing.
yellow_elephant

Which Evil Liberal Media?

No please, remind me again...
Summary: A Media Matters analysis found that, on the first two Sundays following the November 4 elections, in which a Democrat took the White House and the party added to its majority in the House and Senate, conservatives and Republicans dominated post-election analysis on both Fox News Sunday and Face the Nation -- a pattern that is consistent with their guest and panelist lineups in the first weeks after the November 2004 elections.
[ cf Win or lose on Election Day, Republicans and conservatives hold majority on Face the Nation and Fox News Sunday ]
Thus PROVING that the Godless Unbelievers on the EVIL LIBERAL MEDIA have all stabbed the troops in the back by failing to support the president to support the troops.

You see, it really is that Simple!!!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney!!!!
and fashionably fashiionable!!

and not bogged down in any of that election who-ha about how the GODLESS Unwashed masses want to take away the divine rights as God Has Given them!!!!