November 6th, 2008

yellow_elephant

Day TWO: America Held Hostage!!!

In the ongoing war between President Bush and Dubya, President Bush Stabs Dubya and the troops in the back asserting:
Bush said that "this peaceful transfer of power is one of the hallmarks of our democracy." And he warned that the United States would be vigilant against any attempts by enemies to take advantage of the country during its period of transition.
[ cf Bush seeks seamless transition to Obama ]
SHOCK!!! SHOCK!!! HORROR!!! HORROR!!!

No wonder the Godless Communists are On The Rampages:
Russia will deploy short-range missiles near Poland to counter U.S. military plans in Eastern Europe, President Dmitry Medvedev warned Wednesday, setting a combative tone that clashed with global goodwill over Barack Obama's election.

In his first state of the nation speech, Medvedev blamed Washington for the war in Georgia and the world financial crisis and suggested it was up to Washington to mend badly damaged ties.

[ cf Russia to deploy short-range missiles near Poland ]
How SHOCKING!!!

This would never happen when Dubya was the War President and had the full backing and support of president bush!

NOW more than ever we must PRAY TO GOD for RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney!!!
and fashionably fashionable!!!

And THEY have protected us from Godless Communists And Uppity Ones...
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DRUG CRAZED LIBERAL LOONIES RUN RAMPANT ON WALL STREET!!

With the news that President Bush had stabbed Dubya, and the troops in the back, the DOW collapses below 9,000 Points, a never heard of occurrence brought on by the HORRORS of Wall Street Liberalism and the RADICAL LEFT WING SHIFT of the country into the ARMS of Godless Communism!!!

WHAT EVER WILL WE DO!!!!

BE AFRAID!!!

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yellow_elephant

SUPPORT PROPOSTION P!!!

"Proposition P", which would restore TRADITIONAL prophets, as THEY have been defined for thousands of years.
[ cf An Ever So Modest Proposal. ]
Clearly ONLY Proposition P will help restore Tradtional Family Values, and the Capital Depreciation Tax Credits for Wives and Concubines.

ARE YOU! doing your part to defend Tradtional Prophets, or are you in league with SATANISTS!!!!

{ some times, hysteria IS the right option. }
yellow_elephant

Americans, you have to love them...

There was the time Komrade Party Leader Ashcroft lost to a dead guy.

And now in Caribou Barbie Land, even being a convicted felon, and therefore not allowed to vote for yourself, is NOT a problem:
The fate of a convicted felon will help determine the size of the Democrats' expanded power in the U.S. Senate, and may provide a new job opportunity for failed vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin.

After being found guilty of political corruption last month, Republican Sen. Ted Stevens, 84, of Alaska clung to a narrow lead on Thursday in his bid to win an eighth term.

With state election officials sorting through thousands of absentee ballots, a winner was not expected to be announced for at least several days.

[ cf Convicted Stevens holds slim lead in Senate race ]
Thank GOD some folks understand that mere Partisan Politics should take precedence over personal responsiblity...

It is what the Troops are fighting for...
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TERRORIST Rampage Gone WILD!!!

I was just shocked to learn
A deal like the one McPherson is seeking is rare, but not without precedent. Earlier this year, Cal State Fullerton rehired a lecturer who had refused to sign a loyalty oath required as a condition of employment. The woman, a Quaker, had objected to the militaristic tone of the oath, in which employees pledge to defend the state and national constitutions “against all enemies, foreign and domestic.”
[ cf UCI prof risks job by refusing sexual harassment training ]
It is bad enough that EVIL LIBERAL COLLEGE PROFESSORS are evil, and will not support the State Laws, but there are even evil liberals who will not support the Loyalty Oaths!!!

How Shocking!!!

How Frightening!!!

The Rich White Elitist Obamanites come out of the wood work trying to destroy our white christian america, with their.... uh, hum... should we be Obliging folks to sign loyalty oaths in the first place, and is the folly of Mandatory Sexual Harrassment Training Laws, well... Silly....

Or should we just get MORE HYSTERICAL since clearly failure to Support President Bush stabbing Dubya in the back is, uh, THE TERRORISTS WIN!!!

Liberals, and Evils, And Bears, OH MY!!!