November 4th, 2008

yellow_elephant

How the EVIL LIBERALS are stealing the election.

So I get up early, get organize, and STILL I wind up stuck in the ICE AND COLD of Sunnyvale, CA, freezing in line to vote. So I read the notice about what Poll Watchers can and can not do.

Did you ever NOTICE that they do not restrict Poll Watchers from
  • Co-ordinating Mortar Fire on the polling Place.
  • Unleashing DEMONIC HELL HOUNDS of liberalism.
  • Causing Gay HomoZexual Pirate Canadianist Voodoo Zombie from clogging the lines with their Provisional Ballot Needs
Can there be any doubt that the EVIL LIBERALS as a part of their Sinister RICH WHITE ELITIST OBAMA strategies are going to use every dirty trick in the book against the Uppity Maverick and his Gal Pal, Caribou Barbie!!! Simply because they HATE the Guacamole!!!

So remember, if YOU do not VOTE!!!, then STFU!!!

And please, remember to leave the country in an orderly fashion, as well as pack out your trash.
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Corporate Terrorism On Election Day????

Businesses that hope to reward voters today for exercising their patriotic right might be committing a felony.

A number of companies, including Starbucks, Ben & Jerry's and California Tortilla, said they would give out free food and sweets today to customers displaying an "I Voted" sticker.

But such freebies might be a violation of election laws -- they could be viewed as bribes even after a vote has been cast.

[ cf Authorities Eye Voter Perks ]
HOLY RICH WHITE ELITIST DESTRUCTION OF DECENCY!!!

Can there be any doubt that the fact that these Uppity White People are getting away with their terrorist acts of UnAmericanism is because they are unwilling to back God's Divinely Appointed Ruling War Lord, The Divine Dubya...

{ hey, someone has to keep supporting the whole Post Surrealist Kultur!!! }
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Should voting machines be required to pass poll tests????

Clearly this sort of REVISIONIST REGRESSIVE Rich White Elitist Attitude of mandating that voting machines pass poll tests, is simply their way of Persecuting Uppity Maverick Voting Machines:
Optical-scan machines made by Election Systems & Software failed recent pre-election tests in a Michigan county, producing different tallies for the same ballots every time, the top election official in Oakland County revealed in a letter made public Monday.

The problems occurred during logic and accuracy tests in the run-up to this year's general election, Oakland County Clerk Ruth Johnson disclosed in a letter submitted October 24 (.pdf) to the federal Election Assistance Commission (EAC). The machines at issue are ES&S M-100 optical-scan machines, which read and tally election results from paper ballots.

Johnson worried that such problems -- linked tentatively to paper dust build-up in the machines -- could affect the integrity of the general election this week.

[ cf ES&S Voting Machines in Michigan Flunk Tests, Don't Tally Votes Consistently ]
Clearly we must stop this sort of BRUTAL PERSECUTION of Voting Machines.

Since clearly our Robot Masters are our friends, and wish to do the right thing for us.

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheneyParis!!!
They Shiney!!!
and fashionably fashionable!!!

and will protect us from the EVIL PERSECUTIONS of the Rich White Elitists!!!

{ can one really ever say good bye to the BushCheney2008 campaign? }
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Glorious Military Victory Over Iran being Under Reported By Evil Liberal Media!!!

Once again the GOD HATING AMERICA BASHING evil liberal media is over looking the great and glorious military victories on the Eastern Front:
The Iranian Parliament voted on Tuesday to dismiss a top government minister, another setback for President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad eight months before he faces presidential elections.

Parliament dismissed Interior Minister Ali Kordan on charges of dishonesty and lying about a fake doctorate degree he said he received from Oxford University. Some 188 out of 247 members present voted to fire Mr. Kordan, while only 45 legislators voted against his dismissal. Fourteen members abstained.

Analysts say the vote underlines the assertiveness of the Parliament at a time of growing economic crisis in the country. Inflation is running at 30 percent and falling oil prices — Iran has the third-largest known oil reserves in the world — are presenting the government with a budget deficit. The impeachment suggested Mr. Ahmadinejad could be losing many of his political allies ahead of the presidential race next June.

[ cf Minister’s Dismissal Is Setback for Iranian Leader (emphasis mine) ]
WHAT????

So called dismissal for mere underTruthiNeff??? That should be the clear give away that once again the Evil Liberal Media is covering up the Glorious Military Victory!!! I mean, who can believe that any form of Parliment would be allowed to express anything but total solidarity with the Unitary Executive Principle!!!

All Hail RoboBushChenyParis!!!
They Shiney!!!
and fashionably fashionable!!!

and still winning great military victories over the godless heathens even IF the evil liberal media wants to wallow in some Reactionary Throw Back to the Sixties...
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Let the Stoner Moments Continue...

Irregardless of how the RichWhiteElitites go wonky, things remain decided post-surreal:
... If anyone had told me that my company would be before the US Supreme Court defending inane comments by Cher and Nicole Richie, I would have said you're crazy," News Corporation President and COO Peter Chernin told the Media Institute on Wednesday, accepting the group's Freedom of Speech award.
...
But Fox's boss insisted that if the FCC wins on this issue, "it is the beginning of the steep slide toward censoring unpopular political content."
...
Chernin told the Media Institute that, however the case gets resolved, Fox won't back down on this issue.

"As a media company, we have not just a right but a responsibility to stand up to the government when it crosses that First Amendment line in the sand–even if the content we are defending is in bad taste," he said. "And in the indecency context, that line has not only been crossed, it has been obliterated."

[ cf Fox TV: FCC F-bomb sanctions have "radical ramifications" ( emphasis mine )
yes.... Fox News, that Uppity Maverick Corporate Spin Doctor...

yes, take another Toke on that Reality Based News Series of Thingus's Of Pooh...

CLEARLY more proof that we must BONG Canada for give us another of the David Frum moments, with the Free Marketeeres fighting against the Radical Judicial Activists on the Bench....

{ remember when the ranting was that if the RichWhiteElitist Obamanites were to win, then they would start censoring talk radio... Well, GOSH.... Golly, Gee Whiz... They didn't even wait till the Evil RichWhiteElitist Obamanites came to power to start fighting against the BRUTAL ONSLAUGHT of evil liberalism of the TreeHuggerInChief Regime... }
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Finally Someone Will Fix The Voter Fraud!!!

Forensicon, Inc., a Chicago-based computer forensics company, was contacted last Thursday by a security firm lining up vendors to assist the Republican National Committee with consulting related to potential allegations of computerized voter fraud. It has been widely reported that electronic voting machines in many states are vulnerable to hacking by anyone with the right equipment and a few minutes' access to the voting machine.
[ cf RNC Ready To Sue Over Computerized Voter Fraud? ]
well, thank GOD someone is concerned about protecting us from those radical extremist Rich White Elitist Obamanites....

BLINK.
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Communist Dominated Wisconsin has Lying Republicans.

GASP! Say it isn't So Joe McCarthy!!! Say it isn't So!!!
The employees told The Associated Press on Monday they were hired by Allstaff Labor Group to go door to door in the Milwaukee suburbs locating McCain supporters and distributing absentee ballot request forms. Allstaff recruited them under a contract with a consulting firm hired by the Republican Party of Wisconsin to run its absentee ballot program.

The workers claim they were told to say they were GOP volunteers even though they were getting paid $10 an hour. They were required to sign agreements stating they would not publicly discuss their work but said they decided to speak out because they were angry they had not been paid for the last few days. They claim they are owed between $200 and $300.

GOP spokeswoman Kirsten Kukowski confirmed there was a dispute over how many hours the employees worked and said the party's vendor was working to resolve it.

[ cf WI GOP "Volunteers" Admit They Lied To Voters ]
SEE!!! See how the VICIOUS AND VINDICTIVE Red Communist Hordes are brutaly attacking the Free Trade in Free Markets that brings market forces to bear on the need to sell the Presidency to OBO.
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Some People are JUST scary...



Ah yes.. and to think, it was not that long ago that america was ruled by the Prophets and Apostles who were put in place by the founding fathers to protect us from the apostate horror of a secular society in league with Papists and religious deviants.

In related comedies:
In related news so far today, the Catholic League and Mormon Church picked up a new Yes on 8 ally. As already noted today, arranged-mass-marriage enthusiasts The Moonies have jumped aboard the push to "save traditional marriage." Which simply serves to confuse the "traditional marriage" waters all the further.
[ cf The Catholic League Blasts Courage Campaign Ad ]
Speaking of which, why is it so hard for secularists to find the Holy Office of Prophet and Apostle in the American Constitution.
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Embrace Your Sixties Moments.

Hey kids, not old enough to know WHY you should be afraid, anyway, currently the wikipedia is not available, must be some sort of Black Panther Attack. So when the Wiki is back, check it out. In the meantime, be aware, that IF you are not yet afraid of them, there are at least TWO of them in Philly. (The Guy in the Black Panther Costume) a must read giggle moment from Seeing the forest.

You were warned what those EVIL Rich White Elitist Obamanites would do...

Thank GOD that Drudge and friends are going to be protecting us from them...

Makes me wonder if the whole Right Wing Blogosphere will finally get their game on and join the military to defeat these evil they them those types...

Not Likely. They have had how many years to find their Machismo, and get into the game... not expecting majik to happen suddenly...