October 21st, 2008

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Radical Left Wing Crazies Get Wacko....

A former high-ranking Chicago police official was arrested Tuesday on charges he lied when he denied that he and detectives under his command tortured a murder suspect two decades ago, federal officials said.

A federal indictment unsealed Tuesday accused former police Lt. Jon Burge of perjury and obstruction of justice for statements he made in 2003 when answering questions related to a civil suit.

Burge, 60, who has long denied wrongdoing, was arrested before dawn at his home in Apollo Beach, Fla., the U.S. attorney's office said. He had moved to Florida after he was fired in 1993.

"There is no place for torture and abuse in a police station," U.S. Attorney Patrick J. Fitzgerald said in a statement. "There is no place for perjury and false statements in federal lawsuits. No person is above the law and no person — even a suspected murderer — is beneath its protection."

[ cf Ex-Chicago cop arrested in 1990s torture scandal ]
WHAT????

There is no place for torture and abuse in a Police State?

How can that be Mr. Bill?

Don't folks know that we have always been winning on the Malabar Front....
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Godless Evil Ones Hate Freedom Seek Brutal Tax War!!!!

Some of the financial giants that are turning to US taxpayers for unprecedented assistance have used disputed practices over the years to avoid the payment of billions of dollars in taxes for themselves and their clients, according to tax specialists, court records, and a Senate investigation committee.
[ cf Bailouts spur calls to end tax dodges ]
Can there be any doubt that this is but the First Vicious And Brutal Assault by the God Hating America Bashers for more class warfare against the poor victimized Financial Industry!!!

What next? that the loans to the Financial Sector will need to be paid back!!!

How will Muffy and Buffy be able to live if they are forced to go to college with a certified pre-owned Jag simply because Daddy Dearest is too Poor to buy them a new one each year...

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!! THE INNOCENT CHILDREN!!!!

Whom else But Gay HomoZeXual Class WarfareIsts would be so vicious and brutal!!!
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But Fact Checking IS an important Thingus Of Pooh...

Oh no, those MojoItes are at it again....
News item in the barely readable Newsweek chortling with glee over FactCheck's latest salvo against the Obama campaign, to wit:
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Except for the fact that senior policy people for the campaign have been saying just that for a couple of weeks now, as reported in the Wall Street Journal:

[ van.mojo: Fact Check? ]
But isn't the point of Fact Check dot com to protect americans from the clear and present danger of regressing back into a fact based society????

Clearly the Annenberg Foundation is your friend, and supports many worthy things, just no GODLESS AMERICA BASHING SATANIC Islamo-Fascist-Zionist-Mormonist-Communist-Papist-TheyThemThoseTypes!!!

I mean, the annenberg foundation supports PBS, so it clearly has always been a communist front organization, and as such knows how to provide fair and balanced coverage....
In a nutshell, we believe that there are links worth investigating between the Barack Obama campaign, William Ayers, the Annenbergs, and ACORN.
[ cf Obama, Ayers, Annenberg, and ACORN: a family affair? ( emphasis in original )
Quite the A list of evil doers...

Can we really allow KNOWN COMMUNIST FRONT ORGANIZATIONS like FactCheck.org engage in godless unamericanism of pal-ing around with known terrorist kliques....

Besides, do we really want them Uppity Types in the White House? with their Filibuster Proof Senate Guard of America Hating Atheists????

Can we really afford to retreat backward into the dark days of merely factualist america???

Facts are what cowards retreat too, when they have given up the True Faith!!!
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Pro Marriage???

It's important that pro-marriage forces really get mobilized in opposition to Proposition 8. It will be a lot simpler for everyone, including the churches actually, if this initiative is defeated. I bring this up because, if you're like me, then you probably know someone who knows someone who's a Mormon, and that means there's a good chance you've been swept into a wider discussion with one of the many Brothers and Sisters who've been sent out to engage the public in support of Proposition 8.
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[...] more importantly, what happens when a gay couple want to be married in the temple? The temple, in our belief, is the most sacred of places, and the whole ceremony is about the creation, and men and women. So, is that bigotry, or 2000+ year old doctrine? [...]
[...] The California Supreme Court did not rewrite church doctrine with its decision. It can't do that. Just because gays and lesbians have a right to obtain marriage certificates from county clerks just like straight couples, it does not mean that they now have a right to profane your temple. [...]
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See? This is another one of those right wing lies that your church is spreading-- that *you* are helping your church to spread.

Do you feel good about helping your church to spread lies, [brother]? Is that one of the ways that following the LDS church has improved your life? By giving you an excuse to spread convenient lies?

[ cf How To Confront Mormons About Proposition 8 ( emphasis mine )
You really should read it, it is a lovely rant, by a clearly deranged opponent of the free trade system against an equally dangerous opponent of free trade...


Well, ok, so maybe the idea that changing the law about how the secular state works, scares some folks, because, in their world there is no distinction between the secular state and the DIVINE STATE that is controlled not by the mere laws of men, but by the DIVINE WILL OF GOD!!!

So with that thot in mind, the number ONE reason for opposing the EVILS of Prop 8:
FAILURE TO PROVIDE THE APPROPRIATE TAX INDENTIVES FOR THE SECOND AND SUBSEQUENT WIVES AND CONCUBINES!!!!
Clearly as long as these RADICAL INTERVENTIONISTS wish to destroy the freedom of the Free Trade in Wives and Concubines, then we must fight back to keep the Freedom in the Free Trade in Free Markets!!!!

IF we do not stop them with Prop 8!!! then they will start imposing their Godless Excesses on the rest of the Freedom of the Free Trade In Free Markets, and will mandate that we get no form of capital depreciation on wives and concubines, and that we are limited to the mere poor boy poverty levels of but one wife!!!! SIMPLY BECAUSE THESE FREAKS HATE FREEDOM!!!!

So forget the Pro-Marriage Wankage - go for the Freedom of Free Trade!!!!

Anything Less and the Terrorists Win!!!

{ remind me again how it is that the biblical literalists can use the Old Testament for their anti-gay stand, and then turn around and impose some anachronistic notion that we should not be allowed our GOD GIVEN tax write offs on the Emergency Wife, and concubines.... and in a time of @WAR!!!! }
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Obama Policies COULD spark Crisis, insider asserts:

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin suggested Tuesday that it would be Sen. Barack Obama's policies that would spark the international crisis that Sen. Joe Biden has said would be likely within months of Obama taking office.
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"I guess we have to say, "Thanks for the warning, Joe,' " Palin, the Republican vice presidential nominee, told supporters during a rally in Reno, Nevada.

She speculated that instead of the crisis being generated by another world leader, as Biden suggested, an international crisis could be sparked by Obama's willingness "to sit down with the world's worst dictators without preconditions," to send troops into Pakistan to try to kill Osama bin Laden and other top al Qaeda officials, or to draw down U.S. troops in Iraq.

[ cf Palin: Obama's policies would spark international crisis ]
Ok, so is Sarah Pallin gonna pull the plug on the american support for dictatorships???

And didn't Plumber Joe explain that there were grave economic problems right now??? And what are we suppose to do with the crisis at hand:
Yesterday on CNN’s late edition, Chairman of the President’s Council of Economic Advisers Edward Lazear told host Wolf Blitzer, “We are seeing what I think anyone would characterize as a recession in certain parts of the country.”... Today, Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke echoed Lazear’s sentiments, saying that the nation is facing “a serious slowdown in the economy with serious consequences for the public,” but stopped short of labeling the downturn a recession.

But during a press briefing on Air Force One today, White House Press Secretary Dana Perino dismissed Lazear’s and Bernanke’s concerns. She argued instead that there are always “some regions” of the nation that are “hurting”:

[ cf Come Back to Stanford, Eddie Lazear! ]
Thank GOD it is not like there is the still under resolved financial concern about which is the what of whom that the former president was doing about that fiscal stuff of the Evil Liberals of Wall Streeet....
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Fox News Special.... The Judith Miller Story...

On Sept. 7, 2002, she and fellow New York Times reporter Michael Gordon reported that Iraq had “stepped up its quest for nuclear weapons and has embarked on a worldwide hunt for materials to make an atomic bomb.” As proof, she cited unnamed “American intelligence experts” and unnamed “Bush administration officials.” Subsequently, Condoleezza Rice, Colin Powell, and Donald Rumsfeld all pointed to Miller’s story as justification for war. On April 22, 2003, she told PBS’s Newshour that WMD had already been found in Iraq: “Well, I think they found something more than a ’smoking gun.’”
[ cf New York Times/Fox Crashed-and-Burned Watch (Judith Miller Edition) ]
Oh for those Halcyon Days way back when, when the economy was economical, the liberation of Iraq would bring us cheap access to oil, and democracy and freedom to anyone who had been released from the torture centers...

What exactly is the war crimes statute for falsely providing the excuses for an Aggressive War Of Conquest?
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Evil Liberals Who Do Not Believe In Saint Miltie???

If you actually look at the Great Depression, it started with a liquidity crisis [in the fall of 1929], but [that soon came to an end, and] through the 1930s there was more than twice as much money sitting around in T-bills getting 0.8% as there was money running up real estate and stock prices in the 1920s. While the main fear in the 1930s was that the weak recovery would collapse, there was a real fear that this money might fund a new bubble from which recovery might be unimaginable. We are still in late 1929. Secretary Mellon, in his annual fiscal statement, was quite optimistic despite the 15% drop in housing starts. He didn't have the advantage of hindsight either.

I'm with the dead parrot theory. Preserving zombie banks is a waste of money. If the problem is credit, the government should provide credit, not prop up obsolete credit organizations. Current banking and financial practice is based on expensive computation, dissemination and aggregation. These are no longer expensive. I can use the same databases Citibank uses to check out credit rankings, and I have a spreadsheet to use for amortization tables. The Gameen Bank, the Google IPO and the Obama campaign, with its $150M take with an average donation of $86, might be better models for the future.

[ cf The Great Depression Was Not a Liquidity Squeeze ]
and yes, you should click on back and read the comedic bits from Anna Schwartz: Where We Are Getting It Wrong since it is Good to see that folks like Anna Schwartz able to refluxinate their positions about what they had written back then, and what should be the new party doctrine which is clearly more Truthier Now than the old things that had been so clearly a part of some failed history that only the people who are stuck in the Reality Based Community could believe in....

So yes, Clearly the economy is merely Pining For the Fjords...
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Red States Go Wonky???

Could it be that there is some sort of Joe Plumber/HanoiAnnie Coulter Death Squad gone Wacko??? Because of the evils of the Liberal Wall Street Regime backed by the Tree Hugger In Chief?
At least 30 Chase bank offices in nine U.S. states have been targeted by threatening letters, many of them containing an unidentified powder, an FBI spokesman said on Tuesday.

At least five Chase branches in Colorado and Oklahoma received the letters on Monday and some contained a white powder, Chase had said.

"Today we're well over two dozen," FBI spokesman Rich Kolko said. "To the best of my knowledge they're all Chase." An FBI statement later said more than 30 letters were being investigated.

[ cf Letter threats to Chase grow past 30: FBI ]
Maybe now americans will be ready to suspend the elections so that we can find out why the Zombie Bankers are causing this level of UnAmericanism....

Can we be serious about changing horses in mid stream while out valiant fighting forces are every day winning ever greater military victories over the Evil Wall Street Liberals!!!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
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God Haters Attack Freedom

The average annual income of the richest 10 per cent in the US – $93,000, using common purchasing parity – was the highest in the OECD. The poorest 10 per cent earned $5,800, “about 20 per cent lower than the average for OECD countries,” it said.
[ cf Rich-poor divide widens, says OECD ]
Well, there you have it, clear and unquestioned class warfare by evil doing evil doers.

Why just this morning there was the usual whining by the snivelling underclasses that so called middle class families have medical coverage through their employers, but their children do not. I mean why should children who are not willing to get out there and work get any sort of medical coverage!!! That sort of Godless ASSAULT on the Freedom of the Free Trade In Free Markets simply shows what has gone wrong in this country with all of the radical socialist welfare stateism!!!

Clearly children need to learn early on the importance of owning a senator, judge, congressman, tax auditor, and the importance of being able to create creative dirivative funds that funnel the cash into safe off shore tax havens while filing for more recovery money as a fund in need of governmental bail out funds!!!

I mean, what is more important to a child than to learn the important things in life!!!!
To Crush Your Enemies!!!
And listen to the lamentations of their Creditors!!!!
The sort of important life lessons that separate the winners from the fodder....

Now more than ever we must stop the GODLESS ATTACKS on the capital depreciation of Wives and Concubines that is clearly the agenda of the "yes on 8" folks who hate the freedom of the Free Trade In Free Markets!!! Clearly when children learn the tax advantages that come from owning and trading wives and concubines they will be able to grow up as responsible men who see the importance of correct investment strategies....

"Write Off Your Old Used Wives And Concubines!!!!"

Anything less and the terrorists WIN!!!
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Holy Blue Helmetted One Worlder God Haters....

"The consequences of not having Status of Forces Agreement (Sofa) and of not having a renewed UN authorisation are pretty dramatic."

Failure to finalise the Sofa or renew a UN mandate would mean US operations would have to be suspended. The UN mandate for US-led coalition forces expires at the end of the year.

"What really needs to happen is for us to get this Sofa done. It's a good agreement. It's good for us. It's good for them. It really protects Iraqi sovereignty," Mr Gates said.
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The draft agreement calls for a drawdown of US combat forces from Iraq by the end of 2011 and includes US concessions on immunity for US troops who break Iraqi law.
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The cabinet must approve the draft before it can be sent to parliament for a vote.

Apart from the two main Kurdish parties, political leaders have so far withheld their support for the deal.

[ cf US warning on Iraq deal failure ( emphasis mine )]
WHAT????

THE EVIL ONE WORLDER UN has had a mandate to win in Iraq????

OH ME!!! Oh MY!!! What ever will we do now that the God Hating Liberals have stabbed our troops in the back and given up Iraq to the Evil, Sinister, One World Blue Helmetted UNers!!!

It is as if they think that Iraq were some sort of soveriegn nation that should be allowed to negotiate what sorts of things that foreign troops would be allowed to do on their national territtory....

Talk about stabbing our troops in the back....

I mean, it is almost as if those Evil Iraqi's want to make it a crime to murder, rape, and torture folks, simply because they elected a bunch of whiney liberals to their whiney liberal america hating institutions.

Clearly NOW more than ever we MUST invade this UN, and bring them the glories and freedoms of the Free Trade in Free Markets, and their chance to comply with what ever policy is operable at any given instance as dictated by the freedoms of the free market...

Anything less and the terrorists win!!!

Besides the Iraqi's have failed to pay their war reparations for having attacked america on 09/11...
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More Glorious Military Victoriousness On The East Front!!!

All Hail The Victorious Gloriousness of Mission Accomplished
The Federal Reserve will provide up to $540 billion in loans to help relieve pressure on money-market mutual funds beset by redemptions.

``Short-term debt markets have been under considerable strain in recent weeks'' as it got tougher for funds to meet withdrawal requests, the Fed said today in a statement in Washington. A Fed official said that about $500 billion has flowed since August out of prime money-market funds, which with other money-market mutual funds control $3.45 trillion.

The initiative is the third government effort to aid the funds, which usually provide a key source of financing for banks and companies. The exodus of investors, sparked by losses following the bankruptcy of Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc., contributed to the freezing of credit that threatens to tip the economy into a prolonged recession.

``The problem was much worse than we thought,'' Jim Bianco, president of Chicago-based Bianco Research LLC, said in a Bloomberg Television interview. Policy makers are trying to prevent ``Great Depression II'' by stemming the financial industry's contraction, he said.

[ cf Fed to Provide Up to $540 Billion to Aid Money Funds (Update6) ( emphasis mine ) ]
How can anyone doubt that this is clearly the Freedom of The Free Trade in Free Markets....

Hey dude, how would you like a Certified Pre-Owned Free Market, original equipment, used by a little old lady on sundays to go to church and shoot craps and play bingo...

And to think some EVIL LIBERAL RINO RAVE DANCERS were acting as if we would have to wait until Obama got elected for some kind of International Crisis....

Are YOU doing your part to liquify the liquidity markets into Bail Out Welfare Queens???
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Stop The Obama/Biden Media Binging...

If you caught my guest appearance on Saturday Night Live this weekend, you may have seen an ad or two (or twenty) from Senator Obama's campaign.

This barrage of advertising is adding up to the most expensive negative ad buy in political history. And these ads are funded with the nearly $200 million the Obama campaign and the DNC raised in September.

With this new money, they'll only step up their media buying efforts to flood every network with ads attacking our shared values. These ads are full of inaccurate information designed to mislead voters in key media markets.

We need your support to stop the Obama-Biden Democrats' media buying binge. Your immediate contribution of $25, $50, $100, $250, $500, $1,000 or more will help fund our team's ads in key media markets across the country.

( email from "Governor Sarah Palin" ecampaign@gop.com [ emphasis in original ] )
Ah yes... the value of free merchandising by being a puppet toady of the Evil Liberal Media that is destroying our White Christian America with their godless heathenistical dope smoking gay marriage supporting SNL skits....

Anything less and that Obama-biden media buying binge would show how bollemic those types of folks are, because they are not willing to go on those Tough News Shows like Saturday Night Live...

Yeah, dude.... put down the BONG!!!! You are soooo past totally baked...

Remember, if you want an america of SNL skits, vote for the right types, otherwise them uppity ones will just go out there and destroy our white christian america the old fashion way....
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Looking For CounterParty For 50.1% investment in Great Election Returns!

Three Putnam County voters say electronic voting machines changed their votes from Democrats to Republicans when they cast early ballots last week.

This is the second West Virginia county where voters have reported this problem. Last week, three voters in Jackson County told The Charleston Gazette their electronic vote for "Barack Obama" kept flipping to "John McCain."

In both counties, Republicans are responsible for overseeing elections. Both county clerks said the problem is isolated.

They also blamed voters for not being more careful.

"People make mistakes more than machines," said Jackson County Clerk Jeff Waybright.
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Last week, three Jackson County residents said they experienced similar problems when they cast early ballots at the county courthouse in Ripley.

Virginia Matheney, one of those voters, said Friday, "When I touched the screen for Barack Obama, the check mark moved from his box to the box indicating a vote for John McCain."

Retired factory worker Calvin Thomas of Ripley said he experienced the same problem.

"When I pushed Obama, it jumped to McCain. When I went down to governor's office and punched [Gov. Joe] Manchin, it went to the other dude.

"After I finished, my daughter voted. When she pushed Obama, it went to McCain. It happened to her the same way it happened to me," Thomas said.

[ cf Voters allege ballot trouble
More say machines changing their votes ]
Hello, do you feel that the Uppity One will win? do you really think he can post above a 49.9% vote in any of the crucial places, like the Kommisariate Of State Security?

Let us be honest, when people just throw their votes away by not getting the fair market value for them, does it really matter what happens?

Clearly only by Freeing The Freedom of the Free Trade In Free Markets can americans buy the sort of Great OverLord that GOD has always mandated by way of the Freedome Of the Free Markets To Be Free!!!!

IT IS WHAT THE TROOPS ARE PROTECTING YOU FOR!!!!