October 3rd, 2008

yellow_elephant

Are YOU doing YOUR Part To Stop Godless America Bashing Apostrophe Abuse????

Clearly when we are beset upon on all sides by the godless heathen, we MUST support the The Apostrophe Protection Society so that Innocent CHILDREN are protected from the DEMONIC FORCES called out in Whose vs Who's and Whose Shoes!

Since if we do not stop them here and now, then civilization as we know it will collapse!!!


{ I really should start an apocalypse's tag }
yellow_elephant

What do you have to be Franz Kafka to Understand????

UnNamedDirtyStinkingHippiesInGodLessUnamericanistLand report that the Evil Main Stream Media's Web 2.0 Assault on freedom has backfired:
"Citizen journalism" apparently just failed its first significant test. A CNN iReport poster reported this morning that Steve Jobs had been rushed to the ER after a severe heart attack. Fortunately, it appears the story was false. We contacted an Apple spokeswoman, who categorically denied it.
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We expect this will lead to an SEC investigation. The IP address of the iReport poster will be easily traceable, and we expect the SEC will want to interview him or her to see if the story was "placed." (You don't have to be George Soros to figure out how the stock would react to a story like this.)

[ cf Apple Denies Steve Jobs Heart Attack Report: It Is Not True ]
Well... There you have it....

The horrors of the corrupting influence of Godless Liberalism...

Any better proof needed that we MUST win against iRan, and the rest of the iNations and iProducts, And iIsms, that are not supporting the greatness of TeamPlayerNeff with their grubby greedy I first!!!

Remember:
There is no I in MooseLady
It IS what the troops are fighting for....
yellow_elephant

What can we learn from the EVIL LIBERAL MEDIA PERSECUTIONS!!!

The Rich White Elitist only want smart people in the positions of running the world's largest Nuclear Merchantilism.

They just do not want any joe six pack lipstick painted pig with a hockey stick, and the dilbert who picked her, to be allowed to decide which countries get nuked as an example to the others, that they need to pay their fair share of the bail out funds, so that rich white elitists will not have to be held accountable.

Thus proving that Rich White Eilists just hate the guacamole!!!
yellow_elephant

Happy Geek....

so, uh, drieux, I installed foo and then I found this advice on the net, and so I edited my .profile to be
export PATH=/opt/foo/bin
and now I can't do anything. Can you help?
Ah yes...

And once upon a time, a long, long, long, long time ago you had to know the mount order, and where the user applications, and why the BIBLE was clear on the stuff that was allowed in /sbin....

But those days have left, so a hack here, a tweek there, some paranoia, and a quick explanation about Godless Communist Heathenism, and it works.

PLEASE CHILDREN - remember to check things with a sense of sanity before going off the rez...

OR THE TERRORISTS WIN!!!!
yellow_elephant

Mark To Model and Mark To Phantasy Island, new accounting standards?

“Suspending the mark-to-market prices is the most irresponsible thing to do,” Diane Garnick, a strategist at the major investment firm Invesco Ltd. in New York, told Bloomberg News. “Accounting does not make corporate earnings or balance sheets more volatile. Accounting just increases the transparency of volatility in earnings.”

These “mark-to-market” rules have evolved since the Savings and Loan (S&L) crisis of the 1980’s, as well as questions arising in the last two years on how much mortgage-backed securities are actually worth, to press companies and financial institutions to disclose how they set the value of what they own and avoid overly creative prices.

Several House Republicans claimed that their reasoning for rejecting the original “bailout” bill in the House was that it did not call for ending “mark-to-market” accounting and that they are closer to approving the new bill because of the concession. Lobby groups such as the American Bankers Association and the mortgage lenders’ Consumer Mortgage Corporation, as well as companies such as American International Group (AIG), have also pressed Congress and the SEC for a full moratorium.

House Republican Leader Rep. John Boehner, (R-Kansas), said in a statement, “Onerous mark-to-market rules for certain financial assets that have no market value have worsened the credit crisis, and changing them has been a priority for House Republicans.”

[ cf Senate 'Bailout' Opens Door to Ending 'Fair Value' Accounting (emphasis mine)]
Ok, so I have to be honest, I learned about Mark To Model, as opposed to Mark to Market from Enron....

So maybe the Mark To Phantasy Island will be better, and Nah-gnu Nah-gnu will bring us all pretty umbrella covered drinks in lieu of accounting standards....

Ah yes, a whole new meaning for faith based economics....

It's the Majikal Stuff the troops are fighting for...