September 29th, 2008

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Glorious Military Victory Against the Evil Liberals Of Walls Street...

HEY KIDS!!! Talk about total Mission Accomplished Dance by the Glorious Victorious Military Victory Of The Most Holiest Of Warriors.... The DOW is not 10,552!!!

Which means that the DOW is now over 10,000 points!!!!

Clearly a Great Military Victory For Great Leader....

How can it be anything else....

{ for those reading along at home, you really will love Predator State, especially now that we are Clearly WINNING these great military victories.... And of course they must be great military victories, because, well the CIC gets his special authority, because of the Military!!! and what this nation needs is to learn to use it's Great Military Strength to define the Greatness of Our Great American Century!!! }
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Klingons For Jesus....

Need we say anything more? ( cf Klingons For Jesus )

Now more than ever, americans need to be wondering if our so called presidential candidates, and their Evil Congressional Underlings, have been vetted by Klingons For Jesus, or is it going to be more of the same old Failed Liberal Agenda of PERSECUTING CHRISTIANITY by the God Hating America Bahsers who are not willing to support the Bibilical Literalism of Klingons For Jesus.

ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART FOR Klingons For Jesus?

Or are you on the side of SATAN!!!

It is what our troops are fighting for...
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Ah yes, the happy times are here again...

"How did Nancy Pelosi screw up this badly?".

Actually, all true believers are supporting that the Republicans are still protecting us from your EVIL RADICAL LEFT WING EXTREMISTS, like the eco-terrorists himself, the TreeHuggerInChief....

Granted, of course, who should be sorting out which way the wind blew???

Should americans want to know what happens as the run on the hedge funds help take down the currency? And ends the years of the american dollar as the favorite reserve currency of choice????

Or should we all be just happy that everyone knows that majik is as majik does....

Besides, maybe this will help americans decide that it is time to stop the elections and support the president to support the troops....

It is what the troops are fighting for....
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Maximal Great Leader IS Great!!!!

The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) lost 777.68, surpassing the 684.81 loss on Sept. 17, 2001 - the first trading day after the September 11 attacks. However the 7% decline does not rank among the top 10 percentage declines.
[ cf Stocks crushed ]
TOTAL VICTORY!!!!

Who can doubt that this most excellent NEWS from the Eastern Front says anything but TOTAL VICTORY over the God Hating American Bashing Evil Liberals Of Wall Street who are being Crushed under the Iron Heels of the Most Maximal Great Leader and his Holy Warriors BRINGING THE WORD OF GOD to the heathen....

Thank GOD! We have RoboBushCheneyParis!!!
They Shiney!!!
and fashionably fashionable!!!!

And willing to do their part to defeat the Heathen Unbelievers in Faith Based Economics!!!

It IS what the troops are fighting for!!!

{ let's party like it's 1998.... or at least 1983 on the NASDAQ!!! }
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Wire Transfer Fraud At CIA?????

The Duke Cunningham case continues to bear fruit.

Kyle "Dusty" Foggo, formerly third from the top at the CIA, has pleaded guilty to wire fraud, admitting that he helped his old friend Brent Wilkes obtain CIA contracts at inflated prices.

Cunningham, the now-jailed former California GOP Congressman, had also admitted to taking bribes from Wilkes.

Though Foggo faces a maximum of 20 years in prison, prosecutors agreed that they will seek no more than three.

[ cf Foggo Pleads Guilty in CIA Bribery Case ]
Would this be a bad time to talk about the marvels of Free Markets, and how they alone understand the way to price the value....

Or book the model?

Or was that Mark To Fantasy Island....

Well, which ever one it is that we think the FreeMarketeering Thingies is, well, clearly, it is SHOCKING to hear that the CIA has been infiltrated by GOD HATING AMERICA BASHING Evil Liberals Of Wall Street...

{ hey kids, when selling out one's nation in a time of @WAR what exactly is the obligations of the War Czar to do with the process of both maintenance of the law, and well, total victoryIzing? }
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Why Does Orrin Hatch Hate the Guacamole....

Here he goes again.

I wish Al Franken was joking, but what he says in the email below is just not funny.

Somehow, Franken managed to outline exactly why conservatives need to fight tooth and nail against Barack Obama and MoveOn.org's plan to seize total control of our government.
...
If these MoveOn.org-backed liberals seize the White House and break our firewall in the Senate, conservatives will be powerless to stop the far-left's agenda. And, you know exactly what that means . . .

. . . Liberal Supreme Court justices, reckless tax hikes while our economy is hurting, skyrocketing gas prices and payback to every liberal special interest that got them there -- from MoveOn.org to trial lawyers to Big Labor.
...
Time is not on our side.

With just 36 days until Election Day and less than 48 hours until our critical midnight fundraising deadline, we are running out of time to stop Barack Obama and MoveOn.org. We must move fast to protect our Senate firewa

( cf email from news@gopsenators.com : SUBJECT: FW: Why we need a landslide )
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

Or am I suppose to really worry that they are such n00bs that they do not know how to buy a legitimate enterprise grade firewall???? and therefore I should provide them with that advice, and bill them, Twice, and then ask for additional subsidies, because....

So remember Boys And Non-Persons, if you support the LAW, you are the Radical Hard Left!!!
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Do You Feel Safe Yet?

For the first time ever, the US military is deploying an active duty regular Army combat unit for full-time use inside the United States to deal with emergencies, including potential civil unrest.

Beginning on October 1, the First Brigade Combat Team of the Third Division will be placed under the command of US Army North, the Army’s component of the Pentagon’s Northern Command (NorthCom), which was created in the wake of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks with the stated mission of defending the US “homeland” and aiding federal, state and local authorities.

The unit—known as the “Raiders”—is among the Army’s most “blooded.” It has spent nearly three out of the last five years deployed in Iraq, leading the assault on Baghdad in 2003 and carrying out house-to-house combat in the suppression of resistance in the city of Ramadi. It was the first brigade combat team to be sent to Iraq three times.

While active-duty units previously have been used in temporary assignments, such as the combat-equipped troops deployed in New Orleans, which was effectively placed under martial law in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, this marks the first time that an Army combat unit has been given a dedicated assignment in which US soil constitutes its “battle zone.”

[ cf Army deploys combat unit in US for possible civil unrest ]
Well... ( see also Brigade homeland tours start Oct. 1 )

It is so much nicer to know that the Fed's are willing to give something back, now that the National Guard Units have been so gutted, that they have to turn to Kid Rock to pimp for them...

But clearly you should feel safe. They are our Federal Troops... just like the Serbian Federal Forces came to help make Sarajevo after the social disturbances caused by the Muslim Extremists and dangerous radical left wing extremists who beliedved that the law took precedence.

Trust them....

Think of how much fun the economic new world order will be.....

It is what the troops are fighting for.....
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Thot Experiment....

What if the Federal Government had US Attorney's who would fight the criminal corruptions of those persons who would be engaged in massive multi-state Banking Conspiracy and FRAUD!!!!

and what if there were some better reason to have ideological tests for who gets to play law...
ttorney General Michael B. Mukasey on Monday appointed a federal prosecutor to continue an investigation into the dismissals of nine federal prosecutors in 2006 as an internal Justice Department inquiry concluded that political pressure drove the action against at least three of them.
[ cf Prosecutor Is Named in Dismissal of Attorneys ]
Nah....

They wouldn't be that obvious, now would they???

Not in a time of @War??? When the cool kids wanted to go to war, but had to stay home and milk their investment portfolio's...