September 18th, 2008

yellow_elephant

got Hedge Fund????

Once upon a time, a long, long, long, long time ago, there was a MOST INNOVATING CORPORATION, that was known as Enron. They were real market makers. They made them out of the spun golden words woven together into majikal and mystical weapons of great holy warriors.

One of the greatest ideas was a financialization of everything. Which inevitably leads to a hedge fund in truth, factualism, justice, why anything could have a counter party signature. All that was needed was a dating service to introduce those who were long on facts, to those who were short on facts.

So when I ponder the idea of folks doing things like asking for a FactChecker Kabal, I wonder, what if Enron was right??? What if what we really need is to unleash the imaginary invisible theoretical foote of the market, and let it kick this can down the road. Why then folks who were not sure what the future of Truthineff would be could place hedge bets, for a day when being somewhat factualist might be profitable....

Why folks who invest properly would be able to call on their rainy day cache of Justice, from when they had been long on it, but never really needed the actual substance of law and order tempered with Mercy and Grace...

What you say kids? got Hedge Fund????

It IS what the troops are fighting for...
yellow_elephant

And The Communist Armed Agression Continues....

The Federal Reserve has backstopped the purchase of Bear Stearns to the tune of $29 billion. It will loan $85 billion to insurer AIG. It's letting banks borrow up to $150 billion using risky mortgage-backed securities as collateral. And it's letting investment banks, which it doesn't regulate, get short-term loans using the central bank's discount window.

The Treasury, meanwhile, has pledged to backstop Fannie and Freddie up to $200 billion. Lawmakers passed legislation allowing the Federal Housing Administration to insure up to $300 billion in loans for troubled borrowers. They're likely to loan $25 billion to the auto industry.

[ cf Yet another bailout - Taxpayer tally ]
Hum.....

Ok, so maybe Sarah can be excused that she did not know that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were not government welfare organizations that were clearly in need of some market discipline.... Given the current Nationalist Assault of Nationalizing more and more of the Financial Sector, as a great leap forward for the Corporate Statists, it is understandable that being able to differenciate between corporate entities and state entities can be a bit complicated....

But now that the numbers are going PAST 'iraqi day' count values - and well past what the Evil Liberals were pooh poohing as the costs for occupying and mission accomplished dancing the Glorious Victories of Iraq, would this be a good time to work out why americans want to live in a country where the Corporate Statists are setting the fall fashion colour tips in Black and Tan...

I mean, yes RED, scary colour!!! It's The Sign of Islamo-Fascist-Zionist-Communist-Papist-Mormanist-TheyThemThoseTypes...

But does that really justify this level of Corporate Statism????

Is this really what the troops are fighting for?
yellow_elephant

More Post-Post-Surrealism....

Hey kids, now the Godwin's Law can be cited for the Conservatopedia??? Or are they working on finding a kinder and gentler way to embrace the traditionalist american spencerian Social Darwinism? as opposed to that science stuff, by advocating A.Hitler as their Icon for the so called Theory of Evolution?

Dude... WOW... The Colours....

Or is it like time for them to work out which of their Nationalist Nationalizing theories they really think are the science stuff... or is that also a core problem here - failing to understand the difference between science stuff, which is satanic, and ideological struggles, which are also satanic, except when biblically literal.

So, uh, are you Trooping Our President to Support The Support???
yellow_elephant

Nationalist Nationalizing Of Nationalism Flying rodent person...

The desperation was especially striking in the market for U.S. government debt, long considered the safest of investments. At one point during the day, investors were willing to pay more for one-month Treasurys than they could expect to get back when the bonds matured. Some investors, in essence, had decided that a small but known loss was better than the uncertainty connected to any other type of investment.
[ cf Mounting Fears Shake World Markets
As Banking Giants Rush to Raise Capital
]
Hum....

What do you call a negative interest rate????

Hey kids, what if folks in that upper 0.01 percent were willing to just simply pay their taxes to the government for an appropriate level of regulatory oversight of, oh, say the BANKING INDUSTRY, and those things that smell like a bank, quack like a bank, and WANT THE FED TO RESCUE THEM, when they collapse like a bank????

Or should we just keep singing another verse or twelve of the great songs that dress well in Black And Tan...

{ hey kids, is the wall street journal still a communist front organization? }
yellow_elephant

Rumour Mongering Rally Of Righteous Rankor!!!

"It's still a dangerous environment," said Michael Church, senior portfolio manager at Church Capital. "Despite the liquidity that the central banks have put into the system, banks are still reluctant to lend to each other."
[ cf Stocks surge on recovery hopes ]
What is it you call it, when the government starts printing money to cover debts that it creates bailing out the firms that it is nationalizing....

Ah yes, that will crush the foreign devils who have so clearly impose their evil treaty of versille upon our most glorious troops who are every day winning on the eastern front....

Metaphour Mixing? Should we be doing more???

You know, for the troops?

UPDATE:
Eye on short-sellers: Stocks responded positively to an afternoon announcement that Britain's Financial Services Authority (FSA) said its banning the short-selling of shares in publicly-traded financial companies at least through mid-January of next year.

Short-selling refers to the process by which traders sell shares short to take advantage of a falling market.

The news of the British ban lifted U.S. stocks because it sparked bets that the U.S. will follow suit, said Joseph Saluzzi, co-head of equity trading at Themis Trading.

( op cit )
Hum...

Should the American Government Nationalize the Stock Markets so as to provide them with the opportunity of being able to join democratic processess, end the Tyranny of Evil Liberals, like Saddam Hussein, who have been using WMD's on Wall Street, with their Iranian Flying Saucers, and thus giving Wall Street The Freedom to join the global economy....

You know, just like with iRaq, and the Other Axis Of Evil Nations....

You know, to win more winningly Gloriously Victorious...
yellow_elephant

Papists Admit to Being Evolutionist Destroyers Of White Christian America

The Vatican said on Tuesday the theory of evolution was compatible with the Bible but planned no posthumous apology to Charles Darwin for the cold reception it gave him 150 years ago.

Archbishop Gianfranco Ravasi, the Vatican's culture minister, was speaking at the announcement of a Rome conference of scientists, theologians and philosophers to be held next March marking the 150th anniversary of the publication of Darwin's "The Origin of Species".

Christian churches were long hostile to Darwin because his theory conflicted with the literal biblical account of creation.

Earlier this week a leading Anglican churchman, Rev. Malcolm Brown, said the Church of England owed Darwin an apology for the way his ideas were received by Anglicans in Britain.

Pope Pius XII described evolution as a valid scientific approach to the development of humans in 1950 and Pope John Paul reiterated that in 1996. But Ravasi said the Vatican had no intention of apologizing for earlier negative views.

"Maybe we should abandon the idea of issuing apologies as if history was a court eternally in session," he said, adding that Darwin's theories were "never condemned by the Catholic Church nor was his book ever banned".

[ cf Evolution fine but no apology to Darwin: Vatican ]
Any more reasons needed to start a Pogrom against the Papist God Hating America Bashers in league with satan???

Hum?

No seriously, can we get the Pogrom on now, so that our white christian america can be protected from these god haters????

It's what the troops are fighting for...