July 29th, 2008

yellow_elephant

So just another Marketting Moment....

.... Hum wonder why the usual suspects are not getting all stoked about their New Poster Boy:
Police found right-wing political books, brass knuckles, empty shotgun shell boxes and a handgun in the Powell home of a man who said he attacked a church in order to kill liberals "who are ruining the country," court records show.
[ cf Bill O'Reilly, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity on accused shooter's reading list ]
Hum...

Are we suppose to feel gooder that so few folks still actually read???

Or....

Makes one really wonder why the fun folks in the NeoConClownCarCrew are not embracing one of their own....

Oh that's right, as actual draft dodgers, they never really expect anyone to follow a rhetorical position into actual action - why gosh, just like the reason that there has been this recruiting problem, cause, in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn Holy Baby UBU it is not really like one has to really join the US Military to get anywhere....

Ah yes....

What is it going to be like as the wankers keep on advocating their Pro-War Stance, as long as it is someone else's ass that is gonna wind up in the weeds as a 'boot on the ground'.

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney!!!
They Shiney!!!

They actualizing their actualities actually!!! Not like the Imaginary Real Actualities...

Which of course what the troops are still going to be fighting for....
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Loopy Loser Liberals Who Hate Freedom, and the NonPersons Who Have Emotional Issues With Them...

Palestinian security forces loyal to Hamas and Fatah have both carried out serious human rights abuses over the past year, including arbitrary arrests and torture, according to a report on the bitter power struggle.

Human Rights Watch, in the report released on Wednesday, cited a pattern of politically motivated arrests, mock executions and severe beatings in detention centers run by Hamas Islamists in the Gaza Strip and President Mahmoud Abbas's secular Fatah faction in the West Bank.

It faulted the United States and other donors, which have bankrolled Abbas's Palestinian Authority and Fatah-dominated security forces, for "not paying adequate attention to the systematic abuses by those forces".

[ cf Hamas, Fatah both commit human rights abuses: report
(emphasis added to help the irony overload victims) ]
No Seriously, remind me again why this is not itself more of the same old evil liberal stabbing our troops in the back???

No, Seriously. What is wrong with accidentally forgetting to have any law with regard to the detention and extraction of information units in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn Holy Baby Unborn UBU UBU!!!

Yes, I know, once upon a time, a long time ago, back in the time before 911 americans may have thot that Information Containers were almost like human persons, but really, the whole world has changed, and in a time of transferring tax liabilities, well, anything GOES if it can help the Tax Cuts, direct or indirect, including, but not limited to things like the emergency support for preventing short sellers from causing issues with the source of things like covered debt exchanges, you know, so that folks can refi their formerly Jumbo Loans, and now the flippers can flip what were formerly Jumbo Loan cribs as if they were mere peasant lands, and the peasants know that this is the only way to stop the TERRORISTS!!!

You know stopping the Gay Marriage Only Initiative that is Oppressing Innocent People who are being repressed by the Tyranny of Liberalism and it's Factualism!!!

My GOD what is wrong with the evil liberal media that they are unwilling to support the President To Support The Troops as we Holy Crusade against all monsters everywhere, so that we can have better more permenant tax cuts that will save us from Gay marriages and those who do not love the Unborn Holy Baby UBU!!!

Thank GOD! We Have RoboBushCheney!!!
They Shiney!!!

They bring us the factualisms that we need untainted by the facts.

And that IS what our troops are fighting for....

{ I mean who are these stoners, and why ever do they think americans think that torture and illegal detention is even a pubic issue any more... }
yellow_elephant

WARNING MAY CAUSE BRAIN CANCER!!!

Rep. Roy Blunt, the House Republican whip, on July 8 introduced a resolution demanding that the Defense Department better enable U.S. military personnel overseas to vote in the November elections. That act was followed by silence. Democrats normally leap on an opportunity to find fault with the Bush Pentagon. But not a single Democrat joined Blunt as a co-sponsor, and an all-Republican proposal cannot pass in the Democratic-controlled House.

Analysis by the federal Election Assistance Commission, rejecting inflated Defense Department voting claims, estimated overseas and absentee military voting for the 2006 midterm elections at a disgracefully low 5.5 percent. The quality of voting statistics is so poor that there is no way to tell how many of the slightly over 330,000 votes actually were sent in by the absentee military voters and their dependents and how many by civilian Americans living abroad -- 6 million all total.

[ cf The Soldier Voting Scandal ]
It was so reassuring to know that komrade party Leader Novak was once concerned about the troops and the horrible threat of bringing democracy to them...

Clearly we must stop the threat of the spread of democracy in the US military before it turns into some form of dope smoking hippie dippie draft dodging moral cesspool, you know like the last time around when the draft dodgers were the dogerist of most!!!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney!!!
They Shiney!!!

They Bring It ON!!!

And what more do the troops need but a Unitary Executive!!!

It is what they are fighting for, so who cares what they are voting for...