July 2nd, 2008

yellow_elephant

Your Terrorist Anxiety May Vary...

( hat tip to evil one who likes reddit.com )
Things are changing.. rapidly. The SUV is dying. Your sales are down. It's time to swallow your pride and get a hold of yourselves. If you didn't see this coming, fire your yes-men. Sit down with a web browser, drink some strong coffee, and get a hard dose of reality.
[ cf Non-advice for Auto Makers in Crisis ]
Ok, so let us all say it loud and proud
Noun! Verb!! TERRORRISM!!!
gosh if there is anything i soooo hate about these stab the troops in the back types is that they really are not willing to support the troops for their wonderful job of resource recovery as Jesus Demands!!!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney!
They Shiney!!!

They not bogged down in this failed reality based reality!!!!

Remember boys and personsWhoShouldBeMakingInfantry, this is what our valiant fighting forces are fighting for!!!

Are YOU doing your Part?
yellow_elephant

Yes Virginia, somethings are just WRONG!!!

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BTW Oh well, it doesn't stop it being turing complete

BTW Start of loop
IZ THING LIEK "[" AND CELL LIEK 0?
LOL IPTR R IPTR IN MAH LOOPZ
KTHX

BTW End of loop
IZ THING LIEK "]" AND CELL NOT LIEK 0?
LOL IPTR R IPTR IN MAH LOOPZ
KTHX

BTW End of program!
IZ THING LIEK "!"?
GTFO
KTHX

UPZ IPTR!!
KTHX
KTHXBYE

[ cf Proof that LOLCode is turing complete:BrainF*** interpreter in LOLCode ]
Do NOT try that at home kids.

These are Paid Professionals!!! Using the Latest in Saskatchewan salmon skin Safety Equipment!!!

Ask an Adult or Guardian to assist you.

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney!!!
They Shiney!!!

They a living proof of the church-turing hypothesis is merely Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Canadianism!!!
yellow_elephant

scary people.

If you have not been following Bush's Torture Program.... it's almost ten minutes.

but will it really matter?

clearly how could anyone have considered that the advocacy of torture might lead to actual torturings, and with that the usual backlash of both the ENEMY who do not like us, and well, the failures of intelligence that come from working with broken information containers.

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney!!!
They Shiney!!!

They never need no stinking actionable intelligence.

Remember DraftBait and TheFriendsTheyLeftBehind, this is what our valiant fighting forces are fighting for!!!

Are YOU doing YOUR Part?