June 12th, 2008

yellow_elephant

They Just Hate Freedom...

What sort of GodLess Islamo-Fascist Zionist Whatever would post:
"Karl, there's too much heat on you. It's time for you to go."
-- George W. Bush, firing Karl Rove during a church service
[ cf Say What? ]
Thank GOD it is not like law is legal and mandatory in america...

Ok, so the idea of adding the pain to divorce by having lawyer's bill folks, that too was a Clear And Compelling Sign of the whole EVILS of Gertie The Gay HomoZeXual Phlying Persian Golfcart Of DOOM!

{ ok, so maybe you never really understood the whole Rove/Shubbery slash back story, to why we Have To STOP Gay Marriages... Deal With It... }

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

They Know The Importance Of Loyalty. And can sell you some whole sale from the factory to you.
yellow_elephant

RINO Rave Dancers Spew Defeatist Kapitulations Appeaser Cut And Runner Propoganda!

Under the God Hating America Bashing Banner RESTORE AMERICA PAC, there is now a web site where you too can learn that we need to restore america....

Uh, dude, like what changed? And why do you hate the Glorious Rule Of Great Leader???

More importantly why the defeatist propoganda
Barack Obama is a few points ahead of John McCain in most of the public polls. Liberal Democrats are favored to pick up several Senate and House seats. President Bush's approval is at a record low number. Unless we come together as conservatives, we are set to see conserva tives lose in November in landslide defeats.

I know that sometimes it's easy to sit back and let things play out - especially when all the media tells us is bad news. But if we sit back and do nothing, what is the future of Iraq? What is our relationship with Iran? How high will our taxes go? Who will protect the unborn?

( god hating america bashing propoganda email from RestoreAmericaPac@gmail.com )
How can anyone doubt that a war president has special rights and privileges in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn baby UBU!!

Besides, who actually believes that this Senate and House have any Divisions to field into the Combat Zone. { yes, you mind must now Crank Up The Theme Song From Top Gun, because YOU are flying INTO the Danger Zone, because of course there is no Combat Zone, since we do not recognize being 'at war' since ronald reagan got divorced rather than patriotically fight to get the tax credits due for having an emergency wife... But of course the Liberal Media Keeps covering all of that up with such Punched Up Exciting Songs As Danger Zone which show that you are more patriotic than those liberals who are not willing to be engaged by the popular americanist cult.

So IF you have not put Danger Zone into your Brain, you are a Terrorist, and must report for a Mental Flensing! }

So why worry, be happy!!! Because WE have RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

They Keep America American, for those who are american enough to accept the divinity of dubya as their personal lord and savior, since clearly all the rest are merely GODLESS ATHEISTS!!!
yellow_elephant

Terrorists Invade America And Destroy YOUR Freedom

The future of President Bush's controversial military trial system for terror suspects held at Guantanamo Bay has been dealt a potentially terminal blow by the US Supreme Court.

In its third rebuke of the Bush Administration's treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, the court ruled that the 270 foreign terror suspects have the right under the US Constitution to challenge their detention in civilian courts on the American mainland.

The 5-4 ruling did not order the military tribunal process to be halted but it could trigger a chaotic rush to civilian courts that in practical terms will leave the question of what to do with men such as Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the September 11 mastermind, in the hands of the next president.
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The court's four conservative justices dissented. Antonin Scalia said America "is at war with radical Islamists" and that the decision "will make the war harder on us. It will almost certainly cause more Americans to be killed".

[ cf Supreme Court ruling cripples Guantanamo trials ]
WHAT????

Hey kids, would Scalia give these powers to Hitlary or a Non-White Person???

Hum...

Just wondering...

Or was I suppose to ask about the strict constructionist position, and how the American Supreme Court RULED that Lincoln's abandonment of Habeus Corpus WAS ILLEGAL!!!

Could it be that Scalia and the rest of the Punters are never too sure when their ideology means that they need to abandon the rule of law, for, well, That Thing They Do...

Thank GOD we Have RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

They don't need no stinking laws from no stinking courts, because they have SUPER Powers!!
yellow_elephant

comments on commenters

why is it that the folks who hate the current ruling of the court whine like
Anyone who agrees with this ruling needs to be deported to Afganistan....I am so sick of this feel good liberal society we live in.

Joe Christopher, Richmond,

[ cf Supreme Court ruling cripples Guantanamo trials ]
Could it be that they so have not figured out why they want to have the rule of law?

Or are they just unsure why their majikal powers are majikal....

What if it is NOT about a 'feel good liberal society' - but about the fact that one prefers the tedium of the court system to the real unpleasantness of WarLordIsm!!!

So gosh, why don't these whiners about the evils of liberals wander off to some place where they can live out their happy war lord fantasies - since clearly they are just not getting enough through SCA!!!

Those of us who have served are just not impressed...
yellow_elephant

Why DO they hate freedom??

The recent spike in oil prices and unemployment is dramatically changing this presidential campaign -- virtually overnight. The near $20 jump in oil to $140 a barrel, the unexpected half-point increase in the jobless rate to 5.5 percent (the biggest monthly increase in 20 years) and the resulting 400-point plunge in stocks have created a new campaign issue right before our eyes.

Public worry No. 1 is now oil, jobs and the economy, with the inflationary woes of the U.S. dollar right underneath. The candidate who can connect with these issues will win in November. But so far neither Barack Obama nor John McCain is dealing with the new political reality.

In fact, it's all about oil right now. The price has doubled over the past year, while the economy has slumped.

But here's an eye-opener. Recent polling data from Gallup show the percentage of voters blaming oil companies for skyrocketing gasoline prices has dropped from 34 percent to 20 percent over the past year. At the same time, support for more drilling in U.S. coastal and wilderness areas has increased to 57 percent from 41 percent.

[ cf Voters Say 'Drill' -- But Neither Candidate Gets It. ]
Hey, it is great to see that Kudlow is still out and about advancing his Stinking HIPPIE Peace Freakisms...

Suddenly there are all of these Majikal Oil Fields in America....

But what if we need to preserve our American Oil so that we can maintain the bomber fleets, and the fighter aircraft that will keep those iranian flying saucers from coming back!!! So that we can keep our tanks fighting against the Hordes of Unbelievers...

I mean, why should we be frivilously squandering our American Oil on a bunch of failed liberal feel good types who are not willing to support the Resource Reclamation Combat Crews???

We are in a Resource War... So shouldn't the president have been putting OIL into the Strategic Reserves... rather than trying to diddle the market...

And why are so few of these majikal 'we are not free market droids' now so majikally opposed to their prior positions about how the free market is about allowing the global economy to deal with the global issues.

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!
They Gooder Too!!!
yellow_elephant

Spamers Support First Ammendment Terrorism!!!

So the Subject Line said:
Christina Aguilera tied to the bedpost
but the body of the email contained
Terrorist attack on the White House kills Vice President url_here
Thus clearly establishing that a terrorist white house attack on the Veep is a BedPost Full Of Bimbo!!!

Or something like that.

Which of course establishes that Liberals Are Evil!!!