June 3rd, 2008

yellow_elephant

Why DOES the washington monthly Hate Freedcom.

Oh Dear ME!!!
Recently, two more articles about Phil Gramm, "McCain's Economic Brain", have appeared. MSNBC had reported a week ago that Gramm was a paid lobbyist for UBS, one of the banks most heavily involved in the subprime scandal, until six weeks ago.
[ cf PHIL GRAMM: THERE'S MORE... ]
Ok, that is just scary!!!

But NOT ONCE do the evil Liberals mention OOH The Damnable Donut Dunking Demon Disturbs Distributed Danglers... where we learn how UBS has always been in league with EVIL!!! As a part of the monolithic Donut Based Demonology!!!

Oh mY - how ever will the Evil Liberal Media learn that we are in a most Holy Crusade against EVIL!!! and we must stop the Evil RINO Rave Dancers, and their godless Unbeliever Fellow Travellors!!!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney!!
They Shiney!!!

They Not Have any economic policies or plans!!!

Unlike the evil doers, and as the Evil washington monthly references, there are some ways to try to describe the reality behind the Evil Liberal Economic Psycho-Babble about things like "credit default swaps". But let us be reasonable, most of that can be summarized as the 3rd M,
  • Mark To Market
  • Mark To Model
  • Mark To Myth
but you might want to read how the evil liberal just does not understand the importance of faith based economics.
yellow_elephant

Why Jesus Loves US more Than YOU

It was the calm before the storm. Brokers were sitting at their desks in silence, watching the clock. The market was going to open in minutes, and huge volume orders would start pouring in. The developers working for the firm – a mid-size proprietary trading outfit on Wall Street – were already busy; an order from the previous day should’ve expired automatically, but didn’t. It was manually fixed moments after it was discovered.

“Huh,” Daniil shrugged, “I wonder if this has anything to do with the latest release.” They’d just rolled out a minor update to their proprietary trading system. Daniil had overheard his boss barking at a junior developer that they needed the feature in two days – testing, review, standard processes be damned. “Done” had a higher priority than “working.” Any objections raised by the developers were met with the same reaction you’d get from a dog after explaining the Pythagorean Theorem – blank, drooling faces.

[ cf Deploy! Deploy! Deploy! ]
All Hail The Great Victory Of The Free Marketeering!!!

For Lo We Have RoboBushCheney!!!!

They Shiney!!!!

They not bogged down in functionality!!!

Would this be a bad time to talk about the persons who were the architect of ThatIraqiThingiePooh???

Or would that be way too obvious?
yellow_elephant

People Defeating The Evil Princess Sparkle Pony!!!

What more do you need to say about Argumentum ad Physticobutyrum - the argument from Peanut Butter....

Are YOU doing your part to stop the Evil Dunkin Donuts Peanut Butter Gay HomoZeXual Assault....

Only Be Defeating The Evil Of Evil Penut Butter can we truly defeat the forces of The Evil Princess Spakle Pony and keep the free world Free!!!

Thank GOD for RoboBushCheney!

They Shiney!!!

They Kill Evil Peanut Butter and the Evil Princess Sparkle Pony Fellow Travelors!!!

Are YOU doing your part?
yellow_elephant

Evil Liberals Always Demanding Higher Taxes!!!

I was SHOCKED to see I Hearts Me Some Redneckistan... since clearly it fails to take into account that taxing the tax payers is just WRONG!!!

If corporate america has a need for a trained and educated population, then they would have built corporate education facilities!!! So why should education be something that the tax payers have to pay for, when children around the world are learning the important things they need to know in the various armed forces fighting against the evil things and stuff!!!

Do Evil Liberals think that tax payers have nothing better to do than to frivilously squander good dollars after bad funding failed liberal agenda items like some form of socialist welfare state like providing corporations with the free lunch of an educated citizenry!!!! What Next??? They want to have a Free Lunch of a Military as some sort of Red Hollywood Welfare State? And then Red Socialist Welfare State Courts!!!

What about freeing the free market of Justice!!! All the Justice that you can afford to pay for!!!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney!!!
They Shiney!!!

They not wasting tax payer dollars on frivilous things like schools!!!

Are YOU doing your part to stop the Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Canadianist Zombie Educationalists and their Red Hollywood Welfare StateIsms???
yellow_elephant

Drug Crazed Liberals Gone Wild....

One of my evil liberal god hating america bashers has taken to pointing folks to President Bush Outlines Iraqi Threat which, comically also has the buzz phrase Denials and Deceptions ironically listed right up there on the top!!!

But I hate to remind folks, The White House, and it's web sites, are not a valid medium of actually understanding or actually assertaining a truthier vision of what the white house, or it's mediums, whether astrological, numerological or mythological, actually hold as a truthier enough position to posit!!!

So when Evil Liberals site the white house as if something posted or asserted or originating from the white house should in some way be seen as a possible source of contradiction with other things, all that these folks have to ask them selves is:
Is Number Theory Just A Theory?
and they will automatically be able to see the whole ONSLAUGHT of the Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Canadianist Onslaught!!!

Don't these evil liberals CARE about the innocent children!!!

THINK OF THE INNOCENT CHILDREN!!!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney!
They Shiney!!!

They are caring and concerned!!!
yellow_elephant

Britain, the New Terrorist Hot Bed!!!

Are YOU shocked that radical left wing pro-dunkin donut's munching Gertie The Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Evil Golf Cart Gollom, has destroyed the freedom of Great Britain, as they propose to limit the super secret powers of the state to hold persons for any integer number of days:
Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, set out a new concession on Tuesday to woo Labour's terrorism law rebels, insisting that powers to detain suspects for up to 42 days would only ever be used in the most exceptional of circumstances.
[ cf Terror law: Jacqui Smith sets concession for Labour rebels (emphasis mine) ]
You don't see that type of kapitulationist appeaser cut and runnerism here in America!!!

Where americans believe in the President's right to detain anyone, and to torture anyone, for any reason, and for any amount of Time!!!

Americans understand that in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn baby UBU that Jesus has given extra special dispensations for both Tax Cuts and the Right To Torture!!!

Since we are in a time of transferring the tax liabilities!!! and we know the full on Horror of the Persian Pedal Powered pGay pHomoZeXual Pirate pZombie pEvil pGolf pCart Phlying pSaucers pOf Phear!!! We remember how the President Lead the FREE WORLD to install the very virus programme he had personally written to Make The Whole World Free From PHEAR!!!! We have not forgotten 9/11/2001 and how that justifies anything, and everything, that has to do with the need for More Tax Cuts!!!

Clearly We MUST Free The Sh*T out of Canada to keep america safe from the growing terrorist threat of britian as it goes all limp wristedly soft of Evil Doing Evil Doers!!!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

The INNOCENT CHILDREN!!!

Do you want the Gay HomoZeXual Terrorists to destroy our white christian america????

That's why God Gave US RoboBushCheney!!!
They Shiney!!!

They not soft of Global IkkyYukkyPoohPerIsms...
yellow_elephant

Religious Cult Gone Wild!!!

It is Wild And Crazy time at the old cult compound tonight
The same day a judge signed an order returning hundreds of FLDS children taken in the raid to their anxious parents, the polygamous sect pledged to no longer perform underage marriages.

"In the future, the church commits that it will not preside over the marriage of any woman under the age of legal consent in the jurisdiction in which the marriage takes place," Fundamentalist LDS Church member Willie Jessop said Monday, reading from a statement. "The church will counsel families that they neither request nor consent to any underage marriages. This policy will apply church- wide."

[ cf Polygamous Sect Pledges to Quit Performing Underage Marriages ]
Can we really trust these folks to stop the brutal onslaught of Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Canadianists on our white christian america???

Will this really be enough to keep american families familial?

Will this restore the sanctity of marriage stuff to the marital sanctity???

ESPECIALLY since it does not even begin to address the biblical mandates about the capital depreciation values of the spare wives and concubines....

Don't Americans Understand That Our Troops ARE FIGHTING to protect our American Tax Cuts...

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney!!!
They Shiney!!!

They Know Tax Cuts Stop The Gay HomoZeXual Onslaught!