May 30th, 2008

yellow_elephant

Demonic Dunkin Donuts Demonically Deceiving With Kultur of Deception

How SHOCKING!!! I just learned that Devil Worshiping Satanic Ritualist Spawn of Gertie The Gay HomoZeXual Golf Cart Gollom, Scott Mclellen, named his book "What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception,". Hello, of COURSE the Washington Culture of Deception is Deceptive!

Like DUH!!! Did you think you were going to go home to the Emerald City where Devil Worshipping Demonic Forces Of Dunkin Donuts roamed the street spreading the state sponsored terrorism....

Oh, hold it, that is what he was doing...

So what is the Issue?

Just because Stocc Mclellan hates Freedom and no longer belives in RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

They no deceive!

Did you know that both decieve and deceive take you to the same places?

Interesting..... also found that Roman Catholics are being decieved by Demonic Mary Apparitions.

Hey, what if we got the Demonic Mary Apparitions to go out on a date with the Demonic Dunkin Donutes?

What do you say? Maybe a love Triangle with RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!!

They Not Donuts!!!
greenfire

Which Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is More Disorderly?

This Just In:
Jane Clark, a satellite feed coordinator, says in a lawsuit filed Thursday in Manhattan's state Supreme Court that she picked up the bugs in the mid-Manhattan tower that houses the New York Post and the Fox News Channel.

Clark, 37, says the critter encounter last year left her unable to work and suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder. She said an investigation revealed that another employee was bringing the bugs to work from his home, but that person no longer works at Fox.
...
Ashley McCown, spokeswoman for building owners and managers Beacon Capital Partners LLC, 1211 6th Avenue Property Owner LLC, and Cushman & Wakefield, said they learned bedbugs were in an area of the Fox newsroom.

[ cf Fox News employee sues over workplace bedbug bites ( emphasis mine ) ]
Hum....

Remind me again, which part of the life threatening criterioun was raised to make the diagnosis of 'post traumatic stress disorder'???? Or is this more the same, to be expected from Fox News, and their minnions, of devaluing both the scientific and the factual, as well as down grading our troops who are suffering from actual PTSD.

Ah yes, america, where all the real combat heroes are in the rear, with the beer, suffering from the horrors of being Victims of Chicken Hawk Angst Syndrome and all of the other true Combat Disorders that come to the True Heroes who are every day Heroically Suffering The Harrowing Hurts Of Hissy Fitting!!!

Can there Be ANY Doubts that this Vicious And Brutal Peace Freak Hippie Stinking Draft Dodging Moral Reprobate Bed Bugs were unleased by radical left wing anti-war extremists because they are the sort of Hateful people who are in Leaquge with the Gertie the Gay HomoZeXual Golf Cart Gollom, and the Demonic Dunkin Donuts of DitziNeff!!!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney!!!
They Shiney!!!

They not bed bugs!!!
They Bright Lights!!! Glowing Lights!!! The Divine Emmanations Of LightedNeff!!!
yellow_elephant

Britan Falls To Terrorist Onslaught Of Drunkin Dunkin Donutin Demonin!!!

How SHOCKING!!! to learn that Britain is now a Terrorist Hot Bed of Fellow Travelors of Gertie The Gay HomoZeXual Golf Cart Gollom, and their Demonic Underlings at Dunkin Donuts.
The US chain Dunkin' Donuts has pulled an advert following complaints that the scarf worn by a celebrity chef offered symbolic support for Islamic extremism.
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This fashion choice incensed at least one prominent conservative blogger, who said it evoked extremist videos.

The blogger, Michelle Malkin, called the garment "a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos".

[ cf US chain drops 'terror scarf' ad ]
As one UnNamed God Hating America Bashing Spawn of an another source of sweets, confectionaries, and International terrorism noted:
In particular, this comment:

How incredibly over the top. I don't think I have ever heard something so silly. Surely the big guns they are holding in the terrorist videos are a more true representation of their intentions yet you don't see any change in gun law in the US.
Mary, Colchester

This one's not bad, too:
Brilliant! Everything that is wrong with America in a single news story. Neo-Con extremism, the inability to distinguish between 'Arab' and 'terrorist', corporate kow-towing to inarticulate ranting, and huge diabetes-inducing donuts with icing on top.
Mike, UK

And a bit of context:

According to her stylist, Rachel Ray was wearing a white scarf with a black Paisley pattern. If the War on Terror has morphed into the War on Paisley Scarfs then I support the world-famous pattern with its Persian origin, which was popularised by the great textile mills of Paisley, Scotland. If you are not with us, you are against us!
Rob, Paisley, Scotland

The best way forward (note it's from COMMUNIST CHINA):

Along the same lines, I suppose we should stop showing faces in all advertisements, as it is well known that all terrorists have faces. Clearly, by showing even a single face, we are also supporting terrorism. Shame on Dunkin' Donuts for submitting to the ignorant populous.
Jessica, Beijing, PRC

( unamed evil doing evil doers)
How Shocking!!!

Clearly These Are People CRYING OUT to be freed from the Horrors Of Unamerian God Hating America Bashing!

Remember, in america, only the Ideologically Correct can embark on mind numbing America Bashing, as they are true beleivers in the divinity of Dubya, and support the Inevitable Inevitablity of the WinningIst Winning!!

Thank GOD we still RoboBushCheney!!!

They Shiney!!!

They Not In League with the IkkyYukkyFerrignDevilPoooh!
yellow_elephant

Professional Media Advise for Scott McClellen

UnNamed God Hating Ammerica Basher, who is currently threatening to stop clapping for TinkerBelle, specifically to cause Michele Malkin a nocturnal urinary tract related issue, and issuance, has recommended:
Until now, we've resisted the temptation to post on former White House press secretary Scott McClellan's new book, which accuses the Bush White House of launching a propaganda campaign to sell the war in Iraq.

Why? It's not news. At least not to some of us who've covered the story from the start.

(Click here, here and here to get just a taste of what we mean).

Second, we find it a wee bit preposterous -- and we are being diplomatic here -- that a man who slavishly - no, robotically! -- defended President Bush's policies in Iraq and elsewhere is trying to "set the record straight" (and sell a few books) five years and more after the invasion, with U.S. troops still bravely fighting and dying to stabilize that country.

But the responses to McClellan from the Bush administration and media bigwigs, history-bending as they are, compel us to jump in. As we like to say around here, it's truth to power time, not just for the politicians but also for some folks in our own business.

[ cf Memo to Scott McClellan: Here's what happened ]
Yes, click on through, READ IT ALL!

They do a nice remindering to the folks who might want to cut dear old scott some slack... since, well, these are such tough times and all, and he may not be able to get a Three Feature Movie Deal where he gets Keneau Reaeves to play him as the hard hitting investigative spokes person doing his part to be meaningful and significant who has a coming of age experience that teaches him all about the values of family and sharing and caring as a way to get through those tough times of life.

If there is any comedy that is more comical than the current HORROR of watching the Freak Show. I am hard pressed to find it... What with feith explaining to us that you folks out there failed to understand the extra special super secret story that was the real really real story about why we needed to restore the wetlands in Iraq, to keep those Persian Pedal Powered Gertie The Gay Gollom Horror scary thingus of pooh...

I mean how can any of us forget how those, uh, thinguses and poohs, and stuff, was stuff like, and stuff.