May 27th, 2008

yellow_elephant

What IS the Evil Liberal Media Say????

Or why does the Voice Of America Hate Freedom...
U.S. President George Bush is fundraising for presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain, who generally has distanced himself from the unpopular president.

Mr. Bush is appearing with McCain at a fundraiser in the city of Phoenix, in the senator's home state of Arizona Tuesday, in an event that is closed to the press.

[ cf Bush Begins Fundraising for McCain ]
What????

Bush has begun to stab himself in the back by failing to support the president to support the troops!!!

What about all of the Majikal Powers? The super secret decoder Ring? The Special Knowledge about the True Founding Father's Actual Intended Meanings....

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney!
They Shiney!!!

They Not Stab Themselves In The Back For RINO Rave Dance Festival!!!
yellow_elephant

Saving American History!!!

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yellow_elephant

The Demons Are Coming!!! The Demons Are Coming!!!

It's official kids
If we fail to elect conservative Republican leadership in Washington, D.C. and all across the country, we face a return to the Democrats' tried-and-failed liberal policies that embrace higher taxes, more government spending, socialized medicine, and surrender in Iraq.
( email from John McCain john_mccain@gop.com ( emphasis in the original test ) )
Thank GOD we are not going to Retreat from Iraq!!!!

Clearly we will go on fighting them On the Beaches, In The Streets, at the Malt Shops, in our Brokerage Offices, and any place that the Godless Heathenistical God Hating America Bashers seek to SURRENDER IN IRAQ!!!

Granted of course Komrade Party Leader McCain is on record holding both the position that we will be there for the next hundred years or we may be able to withdrawl all of our troops so that the Evil Liberals will not be allowed to Use their Desire To Surrender In iRaq as a political campaign issue in the middle of the Coup of 2012!

Would this be a bad time to talk about how the temporary job creation stimulus tax stimulators which will roll out in 2010, were suppose to be a temporary job stimulating tax stimulus to stimuli the economy, and not some sort of Permenant Life Support System for an economy Gutted by the Horrors Of Evil Liberals and their God Hating America Bashing Moral Reporbation. So if anyone is in office in 2010, we will of course want to know if they are a part of the God Hating America Bashers who Hate The Unborn Baby Unicorn because they believe that there are Serious Limits on the amount of Jack Booted Excessive Governmental Intervention into the economy that can be done and still whine, "I was sooooooo drunk, I had NO IDEA what I was doing." Or will they be the sort of God Hating Vindictive Moral Reprobates who Have SOOOO Stabbed our Troops In The Back because they NEED to crush our economy under the excessive eternal economic stimulation to keep it from compeletely collapsing...

And why didn't they mention the Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Canadianists? Are the McCain RINO Ravers so BLIND that they are stabbing our troops in the back by failing to be at all concerned about the GAY HOMOZEXUAL PIRATE ZOMBIE CANADIANISTS and how they are driving up the prices of housing and destroying the moral fibre of america, while providing absolutely Family Destroying Fashion Fanaticism!!!

Why Do These McCainItes HATE the Unborn Baby UBU????

Thank GOD we have RoboBuchCheney
They Shiney!!!

They Protect Us from the Evil RINO Rave DanceFestival FreakShow!!!

{ would this be a bad time to talk about the problems of the Federal Government's Bloat since 09/11/2001 made the federal government the number one welfare state queen play ground for those who are not able to grow up and become the reserve spouse or concubine of someone with an actual job!!! }
yellow_elephant

Why God Hating America Bashers are Just EVIL!!!

Hello, persons and infestation units, it's time for Sky Warrior! Yes, one of the first generations of Sky Nets new Hunter_Killer Creep You Out systems bent upon the destruction of our white Christian America with their failure to have these systems attend Prayer Meetings with their Fellow Holy Warriors!!!!

They thot we might not notice that this is just more of the same old Failed Liberal Modern SeXular Humanist Onslaught on the Holy Crusade against All Unbelievers!!!

So if these folks really want to do their Patriotic Duty then they will of course NEED to install a Prayer Unit in their New Hunter Killers so that the true believers will know that they are Going To Jesus...

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney!!!!
They Shiney!!!

They Bring the "freeing the sh*T out of your godless Heathenisms"...
yellow_elephant

Why does Michelle Malkin Hate Our AMERICAN Freedom!!!

Yes kids, there is a dangerous radical left wing defeatist element leaking into the RINO RAVE Dancers!!!!
Sigh. You all know I’ve been a fan of Dunkin Donuts for quite some time–and have touted their strong position in favor of immigration enforcement.

Charles Johnson notes, and many readers have e-mailed about, Dunkin Donuts’ spokeswoman Rachel Ray’s clueless sporting of a jihadi chic keffiyeh in a recent DD ad campaign. I’m hoping her hate couture choice was spurred more by ignorance than ideology.

[ cf Of donuts and dumb celebrities ]
Oh SHOCK!!! SHOCK!!!

For those of you with no time in the world, small help here
Traditional head dress, as worn by U.S. and British Special Ops. forces in Afghanistan and Iraq. Protects your head, eyes, ears, and mouth against sun and wind driven sand. Also used as a neck warmer or towel. 100% cotton.
[ cf Scarf/Shemagh - British SAS ]
Small shout out to the old home boys still actively engaged in being fashion risks for national security... But as anyone will tell you, wearing one is not a good sign for solving if the person is Christian, Druse, Muslim, or merely wearing one....

So wow... uh, if one checks outside of the drug addled neo-con land, the folks who are saying anything about this Rachael Ray and Dunkin Donuts are the sort who find it amusing that the leader of the 30 minute meal movement is trying to make more money helping Dunkin Donuts make money by selling eatable and sustainable food... Since many donut shops can no longer afford to be killing off their clientele...

But that's not the position over in Malkin's world!!!

And worst of all, is that she was not willing to make a really cute and perky joke about how we should be sending the death squads against Dunkin Donuts Obama Ray so as to stop these devil worshippers who like to dress up in attire made popular back home by the US and British Special Warfare Community, which of course Komrade Party Leader Malkin of course Hates....

BUT where is Our Cute Perky down market HanoiAnnie Coulter witty wit about the need for more death squads for her to hate.... and then apologize that people should have known it was just one more joke....

Oh WELL, I guess that is just the way of these things as the formerly chic and trendy keep drifting now that they have openly opted to Stab Our Troops in the Back, by stabbing the president in the back, by failing to Support Great Leader!!!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

They do not have to worry about biodegradable food units...