May 20th, 2008

yellow_elephant

Good Googly Woogly, it's Gertie The Golfcart Gollom!!!

SHOCK! SHOCK!! SUPRISE SUPRISE:
The Bush administration's top security officials ignored FBI concerns over the abusive treatment of terrorism suspects, which one agent called "borderline torture," a four-year Justice Department probe found.

The FBI, alarmed by interrogation techniques such as the use of snarling dogs and forced nudity, clashed with the Defense Department and CIA over their use, said the 370-page report released on Tuesday by the Justice Department's inspector general.

Critics say the techniques employed by the CIA and U.S. military in questioning terrorism suspects captured after the Sept. 11 attacks amounted to torture.

[ cf FBI concerns on prisoner abuse unheeded -probe ]
How could it have been torture???

Where were the Golf Carts???

Clearly if there are no Golf Carts, then it must be the Purity Of Essence, since the Divine Will Has So Mandated that we must win against all EVIL!!!

All Hail RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

They NOT Gertie The GolfCart Gollom!!!
yellow_elephant

UnGodly Man Hating God Desecrating America Bashers!!!

Gosh!!! Golly!!! Gee Whiz!!!

The Evil Liberal Media is trying to Stab Our Troops In The BACK by saying that the President is apologizing!!!
President Bush has apologized to Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki for an American sniper's use of a copy of the Quran for target practice, Maliki's office said Tuesday.

White House press secretary Dana Perino said Bush spoke to al-Maliki about the Quran shooting incident during a regularly scheduled videoconference on Monday. She said Bush expressed his "serious concern."

[ cf Bush calls Iraqi PM over Quran shooting ]
HELLO!!!!

Having a serious concern could mean, as we all know, that the president is concerned that the sniper was able to not only get the Target but any possible witnesses as well... And IF NOT, why in God's Green Earth were the Evil Liberal Media MeatPuppets allowed to LIVE after this Terrorist Act of GolfCartIsm!!!

Don't the EVIL LIBERAL MEDIA understand that the President has Given Up Golf, that the President is NOT GAY, that he is a Real Man who supports Traditional Family Values, including the destruction of Idols and Objects of Idol Worshippers by The Atheistical Types who have not come to accept Dubya as their Personal Lord And Savior!!! Besides, the President is a War President, and a Great War Leader who's Leadership has been from Mission Accomplished Dance To Mission Accomplished Dance, with all of the Grace and Elegance of A Ramboized Fred Astaire!!!

That's the PROBLEM with the Evil Liberal media, stabbing our troops in the back, because they are not will to focus on the Great And Good!!!

I mean, how can anyone expect that under the Unified Executive Principle that the Great Leader can be anything But GREAT!!! Because, Great Leader IS Great!!!

All Hail RoboBushCheney!!!
They Shiney!!!

Anything less and the Gay HomoZeXual Pirate AlQaeda Zombie Canadianists will do Unspeakable things with innocent little girls!!!

And play golf too!
yellow_elephant

Gore Blimey The NBC News IS Demonic Gertie The GolfCart Gollum

We Are SHOCKED!!! Just SHOCKED!!! to learn that the Evil NBC News was caught reporting on the President and the White House IS Oppose to the Defeatist Policies of The Evil Liberal Media:
The White House criticized NBC News on Monday for what aides to President Bush called "deceitful" editing of an interview in which Bush was asked whether comments about the president of Iran were directed at Sen. Barack Obama.

Bush aides were angered by the way the president's answer was portrayed when correspondent Richard Engel asked about his address to the Israeli parliament last week.

[ cf White House criticizes NBC News' editing of Bush interview ]
Hello!!! Of Course the Evil Liberals, are evil, and liberal and ERS!!!

Of course they have shifted their defeatist agenda because they are no longer supporting the president to support the troops!!!

Go and Check Out the Evil NBC News Report that they have up on their blog!!! Not ONCE did the NBC News people admit that they have accepted Dubya as their person lord and savior, which clearly shows that they are merely God Hating America Bashers.

What more need we say but thank GOD that we have RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

Clearly the Department of Homeland Security should have already always have been rounding up the Golf Players at NBC News who are Unwilling to Support the President To Support The News!!!
yellow_elephant

The Evil Gertie The GolfCart Gollum Strikes Back

I was just shocked to hear the shocking news:
Amnesty Sneaking Back into Congress -- Again!
HELLO!!!

They were ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS!!!

You can not prosecute those who are a part of the Unitary Executive because of the Unitary Executive Principle means that the unity of the Executive is principled!!! Therefore when they are acting, they are acting on the Orders of the Greatest War Time Leader EVER!!!!

Besides, they are NOT GAY!!!

Which is why WE have RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

They do not need Amnesty!!!

Since everything they did was under the Divine Mandate of the Unitary Executive Principle!!!

{ Thank god this is not like south africa where those savages are getting all freaky about immigration issues because they are all savages and do not have the great moral principles given by great leader!!! }
yellow_elephant

Stop Gertie The GolfCart Gollom!!!

As Revealed in Demographic Winter the Evil SIN of playing golf is one of the leading reason for the decline in the births of Rich White Elitist Snobs like Obama, and hence why our White Christian America Is COMING TO AN END!!!

Now more than EVER we NEED RoboBushCheney!!!
They Shiney!!!

They will be able to keep our White Christian America, White, Christian, and American, and free from all of the Godless heathen evil Liberal Puppet Toady Dupes of the Golf Playing Sets who are all Tee Times For Terrorism!

Are YOU doing YOUR part to stop the fall in the birth rates, and more importantly to irradicate those who are hogging all of the food stuff, and other precious natural resources which Jesus Gave To White Christian America!!!

Are YOU Stopping the Golfist Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Kanadianists?

Or are YOU just WRONG!!!

{ by the way, did you see that Senator Palpatine has the new Jedi Guide To Software Development out!!! Now there is a man who understands the High Art of Software Development!!! }
yellow_elephant

Teenkiee Winkiee The Tee Time Queen Of The Dark Underworlds

Have YOU noticed that the EVIL LIBERAL MEDIA is Evilly, And Liberally, covering up the GROWING Gay HomoZeXual Plot of the HORRORS of Teenkiee Winkiee The Tee Time Queen Of The Dark Underworlds!!!

MAKES ONE WONDER!!!

Why is it that the Evil Liberal Media is not willing to Back RoboBushCheney!!!
They Shiney!!!

When there are such Demons as Teenkiee Winkiee The Tee Time Queen Of The Dark Underworlds!!!

And did anyone else notice that the current ruling of the SCALIA Dancing Faries means that we have to be extra careful ab out talking about the Grave Scary Horrors of Teenkiee Winkiee The Tee Time Queen Of The Dark Underworlds!!! Or the Evil Liberal Media Big Government Parasites might get confused about which is the Kiddie Porn, and which is merely the standard adult sized porn of war....
greenfire

Which Anti-War Whine About China did YOU have?

Hey kids, did you catch this piece
U.S. military personnel at Guantanamo Bay allegedly softened up detainees at the request of Chinese intelligence officials who had come to the island facility to interrogate the men -- or they allowed the Chinese to dole out the treatment themselves, according to claims in a new government report.

Buried in a Department of Justice report released Tuesday are new allegations about a 2002 arrangement between the United States and China, which allowed Chinese intelligence to visit Guantanamo and interrogate Chinese Uighurs held there.

According to the report by Justice Department Inspector General Glenn Fine, an FBI agent reported a detainee belonging to China's ethnic Uighur minority and a Uighur translator told him Uighur detainees were kept awake for long periods, deprived of food and forced to endure cold for hours on end, just prior to questioning by Chinese interrogators.

[ cf Report: U.S. Soldiers Did 'Dirty Work' for Chinese Interrogators ]
Tough enough that folks are randomly upset about exporting the High Paying Jobs In Torture to other countries, but to find out that we are now the set up pimps that get the Low Paying Jobs setting up torture/intelligence gathering/fun time.

Now don't get me wrong, many folks can get jobs as Fluphers....

Or maybe you got the fun part:
In 2002, as evidence of prisoner mistreatment at Guantánamo Bay began to mount, Federal Bureau of Investigation agents at the base created a “war crimes file” to document accusations against American military personnel, but were eventually ordered to close down the file, a Justice Department report revealed Tuesday.

The report, an exhaustive, 437-page review prepared by the Justice Department inspector general, provides the fullest account to date of internal dissent and confusion within the Bush administration over the use of harsh interrogation tactics by the military and the Central Intelligence Agency.

[ cf Report Details Dissent on Guantánamo Tactics ]
Hum....

If one gets convicted in a Military Court for violations of the laws of landwarfare, this is known as what type of crime???

Trick Question!!!

There have been no Convictions in Properly Formed Military Courts, because anyone who would be on such a court and did not recognize the Divinity of Dubya was merely a Satanist Engaged In Destroying Our White Christian America...

Fortunately americans will never have to be concerned about any of their so called alledged members of the so called liberal welfare state military like structures of being victimized by torture, since, as we all know, only Bad People Get Tortured Because Jesus Loves Them!!!

Ah yes....

Must make some of our more Valiant VOCHAS so traumatized that in spite of their so called 4-F status they could have been making Big Bank Torturing....