May 19th, 2008

yellow_elephant

Are YOU doing YOUR Part???

Clearly ONLY by freeing america from the growing threat of the Persian Pedal Powered pGolfCart Phlying pSaucers pOf Phear, can americans be protected from the Growing Golfist Fifth Column!!!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheney!!!
They Shiney!!!

Anything less and the Golf Links would connect the Dots Of Doom!!!!

DOOOM!!!!
yellow_elephant

More Reasons to Defeat the Evil Princess Sparkle Pony Golf Team!!!!

Shock! I was just SHOCKED to hear that the evil liberal media meat puppet have aligned with left wing extremists
Iraq's most powerful Sunni Arab political party on Monday said a U.S. soldier's desecration of the Quran, the Muslim holy book, requires the "severest of punishments," not just an apology and a military reassignment.

The Iraqi Islamic Party, the movement of Iraqi Vice President Tariq al-Hashimi, condemned what it said was a "blatant assault on the sanctities of Muslims all over the world."

An American staff sergeant who was a sniper section leader used a Quran for target practice on May 9.

The U.S. commander in Baghdad on Saturday issued a formal apology and read a letter of apology from the shooter.

[ cf Iraq party: Punish U.S. soldier who shot at Quran ]
Can there be any doubt that ONLY The Evil Princess Sparkle Pony Golf Team could ever have been behind the SINISTER PLOT to make it appear that not only would an Actual Real American General would side with the Godless Heathen, as a part of the liberal war on white christian america, but that the Iraqi Government would be anything but pleased as punch that our valiant fighting forces are everyday bringing more Glorious Mission Accomplished Dancing to their Freedom Sectors of SurgeTasticalism!!!

What ever will we do to stop the Evil Liberal Media that is once again Stabbing Our Troops in the back by not supporting the president to support the Troops!!!!

Thank GOD!!!! Americans can trust RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

Anything else and the Evil Princess Sparkle Pony Golf Team will want to play on through!!!
yellow_elephant

Some People are Latently Golfers.

The God Hating America Bashers over at Komrade Party KOS noted that the ongoing RINO RAVE is getting Seriously down to the short strokes and the putting green:
There are barely words for this:
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"John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross," Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. "He never denounced God, either."
Yes folks, John McCain was shot down and held captive for your sins. Deification. All the rage in Republican circles.
[ cf WWJMD ]
Try to remember boys and girls, when those RINO's are doing a comparison between McCain And Jesus, it is not like they are comparing him to Jesus. Since Comparison and Comparing are clearly two different words.

Yes boys and nonPatrioticAllAmericanTypes, this is why we MUST have RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

They Not Stabbing Troops In The Back by Failing to support the president.

They Not Playing Golf To Be Pro-Tee_Is_For_Terrorism!!!

Now MORE THAN EVER!!!

Americans must ask if they can afford to have RINO Raves in their neighborhoods!!! Or is it time to root out the unbelievers who have not accepted the divinity of Dubya as their Personal Lord And Savior!!!
yellow_elephant

Defeating the Defeatist Phorces of UnderGood!!!!

Hey kids, you will so love the fun of
1. In Seattle, a fifty-six-year old man died last Thursday after being refused a liver transplant because he had followed his doctor’s recommendation to use marijuana to ease the symptoms of hepatitis C.
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3. Two years ago, a large-scale study by Dr. Donald Tashkin, of U.C.L.A., a pulmonologist whose previous studies of marijuana had been used by drug-enforcement authorities to support their view that pot is dangerous, ...
Tashkin concluded that his and other studies “do not support the concept that regular smoking of marijuana leads to COPD [Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease].”
[ cf Drug-War Bulletins ]
Now MORE Than Ever!!!

Americans MUST support the War On Golf!!!

Anything Less and the Terrorists WIN!!!!

Our Motto Must Become
Use Science,
Go To Jail!!!

It IS The Divine Will!
All Hail Great Leader!!! For Great Leader Is Great!!!!

Which is why We have RoboBushCheney!!!
They Shiney!!!
yellow_elephant

Supreme Court Supports War On GOLF!!!

The Supreme Court ruled Monday that leading someone to believe you have child pornography to show or exchange is a federal crime, brushing aside concerns that the law could apply to mainstream movies that depict adolescent sex, classic literature or even innocent e-mails that describe pictures of grandchildren.
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Scalia said the law would not apply to a situation in which both sender and recipient were talking about virtual images, not real pictures.
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In the appeals court's view, the law could apply to an e-mail sent by a grandparent and entitled ''Good pics of kids in bed,'' showing grandchildren dressed in pajamas.

But Scalia said the appeals court interpretation was unreasonable. ''The prosecutions would be thrown out at the threshold,'' he said.
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The case came to the Supreme Court after the 11th U.S. Circuit of Appeals struck down the provision in the 2003 law. The Atlanta-based court said it makes a crime out of merely talking about illegal images or possessing innocent material that someone else might believe was pornographic.

[ cf Justices Uphold Part of Child Pornography Law ]
How can one doubt Scalia in these matters!!!!

Clearly in the effort to stop the Unbelievers who may or may not have actually engaged in Golf is something that should be resolved by the appropriate prayer meetings, since, of course the important issue here is stopping the possible illegal engagement in imaginary issues, whether or not they are actually or really a crime.

Thus we can see that the TOTAL VICTORY over those who would want to play Golf, can now be stopped, since as we all know, if you support Playing Golf, you are on the side of the terrorists who are stabbing our troops in the back, and of course that is all the evidence that is needed to send such unbelievers away!!!

Whether or not their Golf was actual or virtual!!! We MUST stop internet golfing as much, if not more so, than any of the actual Golf Terrorist Kliques...

and to help out our slow readers
Remind me again why exactly you feel that Golf is not one more of the Godless Liberal Code Words for Child Pornography that the Unbelievers use in lieu of actually talking about how much they Hate America!!!!
As a safetry precaution, make sure that your efforts to make a distinction between Golf and other forms of Child Pornography does not run foul of the LAW!!!!

Which is why WE support RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

They NOT support Golf and the Evil Princess Sparkle Pony!!!

{ would this be as bad a time, AGAIN, to remind americans that President's appoint supreme court judges? Or are we all still buying into the Divine Rights, and how the Unified Executive Theory is the most important issue in the Unified Leadership of a War President and his favorite War Czars, Satrops, underlings, and delegatees... }