May 9th, 2008

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Coders v. Writers.

For those of you not keeping track of the ongoing HOLY WAR between coders and wankers with issues. It seems to me that it is much like Writers v. Editors.

Editors wanted to be both writers and Fascist OverLord Dictators of Obscure Third World Nations, and lack the professional skills for either, and spend the rest of their life improvising a ping pong effect between their two unrealizable desires.

Coders on the other hand suffer from a variation in the from of syntax and grammar Nazi Ideological Repression By Those Lacking The Skill Mix to Become Fascist OverLord Dictators of Obscure Third World Nations!!!

He SAID HUFFINGLY!!!
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Minor Clarifications.

Oh yes, and unlike Writers, coders do not have Little Hissy Fit SNITS!!!.

He said manly about the Crushing Deep Seated Emotional Bruising that occurs when Revisionist LapDog Lacky Toady Repressers of the Fine Art decide that their Unresolved Issues About Naming Standards In Coding Should Allow THEM to go riding along like Princess Sparkle Pony CRUSHING the soviet of peasants and workers beneath the Hell Hounds Hooves!!!

JUST YOU WAIT MR REVISIONIST PUPPET TOADY STOOGIE WOOGIE!!!
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But He Is NOT GAY....

I mean, how SHOCKING that the Gay News Is Reporting
First Daughter Jenna Bush will tie the knot in a hush hush ceremony at the Bush family ranch in Crawford, Texas on Saturday, becoming only the second presidential daughter to wed in nearly 40 years.

But for her wedding, Jenna, unlike Tricia Nixon’s opulent White House wedding in 1971, opted to say, “I do,” back at the ranch.

"She just wanted to get married at home. She just feels a lot more comfortable there," said first lady Laura Bush. "And it will be really beautiful."

[ cf First Daughter Jenna Bush Ties the Knot Back at the Ranch ]
Yes, most people are SOOOO exstatic to hear that he will be able to take time away from his Combat Forces in The Karl Rove Executive Super Supreme Armoured Flying Saucer, who are at this very Moment TOTALLY Routing The Evils of the EVIL Princess Sparkle Pony who is the Sinister and Unamerican Symbol of those who are not willing to support the President To Support The Troops!

But unlike some vice presidents who used their married status as a principle excuse to avoid active military service, now adays that is no longer required. Now One can avoid active military service and still be Not Gay!!!
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More Scary Thoughts....

A suicide bomber in Iraq was identified yesterday as a former Taliban fighter who was held for more than three years at the US prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, before he was handed over to authorities in his native Kuwait in 2005 and subsequently released.
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* Blackwater unlikely to face charges in Iraq shooting


The news that Abdullah Salih Al Ajmi, 29, had driven a car bomb into an Iraqi police patrol renewed the debate over the justification for holding hundreds of men the Bush administration has labeled "enemy combatants" at the controversial facility.

[ cf Ex-detainee linked to Iraq bombing ]
But the real question is why did Jesus put that blackwater comment in there when I was trying to cut and paste the Important Story!!!

Could it be that maybe:
Blackwater Worldwide, the security contractor blamed by an angry Iraqi government for the shooting deaths of 17 civilians, is not expected to face criminal charges -- all but ensuring the company will keep its multimillion-dollar contract to protect U.S. diplomats.
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Instead, the seven-month-old Justice Department investigation is focused on as few as three or four Blackwater guards who could be indicted in the Sept. 16 shootings, according to interviews with a half-dozen people close to the investigation.

The final decision on any charges will not be made until late summer at the earliest, a law enforcement official said. All spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to publicly discuss the investigation.

[ cf Blackwater unlikely to face charges in Iraq shooting ]
Is the More Telling Tale.

The One That JESUS wanted americans to be praying about....

That it might say MORE about the Christian America than, well, the fact that some heathenists when detained for no apparent reason in a land where there is no justice and no recourse to the law, will, well, gosh, take up arms against the military dictatorship???

Hum....

I really have to wonder why Jesus stuffed that head line into my cut buffer...

What Was Jesus REALLY trying to tell me?
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Troops Are Not Pets!!!

Military cremation procedures have been changed after a soldier complained that his buddy's remains were taken to what appeared to be a "pet crematorium," the Pentagon announced Friday.

The Pentagon says that the facility had separate incinerators for animals and humans but that the signage and location of the facility in a warehouse district near Dover Air Force Base, Delaware, did not show the appropriate respect due military personnel who have died while serving their country.

[ cf 'Pet crematorium' complaint leads to Pentagon change ]
Or was that suppose to be
Troops Are Not Even Pets
Gosh, Golly, Gee Whiz...

I mean, what if the nation were at 'war' and not merely in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn baby unicorn....

Do you think that there would be more something about stuff?

Or should we be MORE Focus'd on the fact that Jenna is marrying some Not Gay Guy....

Thank GOD Real Americans have RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!

And do not have to worry about this trivia...
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Oh GOD Those Tax And Spend Liberals Gone CRAZY!!!

The U.S. Army says it will immediately repair barracks at Tripler Army Medical Center and seven other facilities in the wake of inspection at bases worldwide.

The inspections were done the last week of April and covered nearly 150,000 barracks rooms.

They found that 45 repairs needed priority attention, including new heating and cooling equipment, repainting, mold removal and other work.

The Army today identified eight installations that will get priority attention including Tripler and Fort Bragg, North Carolina. A video on YouTube last month showed paratroopers living in dilapidated barracks at Fort Bragg.

Army Secretary Pete Geren has said that 248 million dollars in emergency funds has been appropriated to fix problems found during the inspections.

[ cf Army targets Tripler, 7 other bases for repairs after worldwide inspections ]
Ok, so there are family tie issues here.

i spent some time enjoying the fun filled and exciting tropical vacation at Tripler Army Medical Center back in wonderful fun in the Sun 1967.... Ah yes, why any day then, the Light At The End Of The Tunnel was just gonna come right on rushing out and make america safe from those Sinister Vietnamese Flying Saucers...

Later On, my son was born there... His first official act was to piss up the Sleeve or an Army Lt. while my daughter, ever her mother's little dahling, was born making landfall in a liberty launch, and would have her first girls gathering up at L&D in Tripler. One of those Delicate Sensitive Gathering of Female Military Personnel in warm reasuring candle lit gatherings where they do the various forms of ritualistic NonMalePerKinMilitaryRituals that are, well, NonMalePerkin, And Military, And Ritualistic.... Ah yes, those happy family values times...

And to think those Democrats, who took office, and the majority of the house, back in January 2007, have allowed things to collapse to such dispicable levels.

It IS JUST A HORROR that Evil Doing Liberals in Evil Liberal Land have failed to support Maintenance of the US Military Facilities, and in a mere 18 Months have been able to make them all degenerate through decades of gun decked maintenance.

Can There Be ANY Clearer And More Compelling Evidence for the Existence of the Evil Princes Sparkle Pony and Her Demonic Forces Of DOOM!!!!

Can there be any doubt that NOW More Than Ever the american People MUST HAVE RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

Anything less and the timebandits of DOOM will destroy our white christian america!!!

Now MORE Than EVER YOU MUST Rally To Princesse Sparklee Poney!!! Or The Evil Liberals Will Be Even More Evil, And Liberal And Sssss's.
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Should Americans Be Threatend By Internal Terrorism!!!

I just read one of those Evil Liberal Scary Tales The Obama Party where ddady goes on, and on, and on, about democratic process, franchising the voters, getting voters involved in getting other voters involved, and how Obama used YouTube to give pushback on the sound-bytism and a lot of stuff about allowing the voters to be constructively engaged in the process.

But NOT ONE Mention about the need to STOP The Evil Princess Sparkle Pony!!!

Not One Mention About the Divinity Of Dubya!!!

Not One WORD about the Heroic Victorious Glorious Brilliant Stunning Super Important Military Victories every day being one by the Executive Members Only Wing of the Super Duper Secret Karl Rove Armoured Flying Saucer Korp!!!

I mean what is with those people!!!

Don't they care about keeping america safe from both Real And Imaginary Threats???

Don't They Care About How At ANY MOMENT a SiNister MONSTER could come flying out of the subways and who are they gonna call at 3 am???

Are They Gonna Call RoboBushCheney
They Shiney???

Or do they want to have some sort of democratic political process???

That's What is wrong with these unbelievers who are unbelieving...
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Clear And Compelling Proof Positive!!!!

Well, there you have it Flying Spaghetti Monster Striking Back At The Unbelievers Who Side With Princess Sparkle Pony.

I mean, really what more signs and portents do Americans NEED to see that they must Vote RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

To Stop The Evil Princess Sparkle Pony whom Even The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Attacking!!!


Americans MUST Demand MORE Religion!!! Even FSM religion....

Because IT will Stop The Evil Princess Sparkle Pony!!!