May 8th, 2008

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All Hail The Great Victory Of Princesse Sparklee Poney!!!

Clearly the Great Military Brilliance Of RoboBushCheney
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Has Exceeded The Greatest Military Billiance, EVER!!! As the Glorious Military Victory Of The Victoriously Glorious Militaryilye Princesse Sparklee Poney as She CRUSHES the Dark Underlings In Evil iN.KoreaStan:
North Korea turned over key nuclear weapons documents to a visiting U.S. diplomat Thursday, a senior State Department official said. It was a step toward the Bush administration's goal of a full accounting of the isolated regime's nuclear past.

The official told The Associated Press that the North handed over the records in the capital Pyongyang. The diplomat is to carry them to South Korea later this week. The official spoke on condition of anonymity to describe the outcome of confidential meetings between U.S. envoy Sung Kim and the government of Kim Jong Il.

[ cf North Korea turns over cache of long-sought nuclear weapons documents ]
Take That Evil Liberal Defeatist Cut And Runner Kapitulationist Appeasers who Are NOT willing to Support the President To Support the Troops!!!

Do you really think that left wing anti-war, anti-torture liberals Like McCain would have the Intestinal Fortutude to Clap Their Hands to Keep Tinkere Belle Alive at the Side of The Gloriously Victorious Princesse Sparklee Poney!!!

I should say NOT!!!

If he were really patriotic, he would support the president to support The Troops!!!
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More HORRORS From The Dark Dungeons Of Princess Sparkle Pony!!!

It's beginning to look like Rep. Vito Fossella, the only House Republican representing a New York City district, may not have much of a future left in Congress.

Republican Rep. Vito Fossella of New York faces a political crisis after admitting on the heels of a drunk driving arrest to having fathered a child out of wedlock Fossella, who's conservative and married, has admitted to having a 3-year-old love child. This comes a week after he was arrested in northern Virginia on drunk driving charges.

There are some congressional districts where such extracurricular behavior might not be fatal to a political career. His Staten Island district probably isn't one of them.

[ cf GOP's DUI lawmaker admits to fathering love child ]
Maybe NOW would be a good time to talk about Accepting Dubya as YOUR Personal Lord And Savior!!!

Since all True Americans BELIEVE in RoboBushCheney
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AND OPPOSE the EVIL HORRORS brought about by the Leather Clad Princess Sparkle Pony and her Demonic Dungeon Of Despair!!!

I mean, if this "love child" were three, that would mean that this is one of the HORRORS of The Failed Klintonesta Policy of Kapitulationist Appeasement that has come about because of the Sinister Liberal Democratic Congress of THE SATANIC NANCY PELOSI!!!

And DO NOT give me any of that devil worshipping Number Stuff!!! We all Know
Number Theory is JUST a Theory!!!
It Is NOT a Fact!!!
And therefore can not be used to invalidate a truly Religious Argument about the HORRORS of Liberalism and The Sininster Princess Sparkle Pony!!!
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Why Jesus HATES the Evil Princess Sparkle Pony

Can there be any Doubt about how much Jesus HATES the evil horror! Little Tony Fights The Evil!!!

Are YOU doing YOUR part to stop the HORROR of the Evil Princess Sparkle Pony????

And would this be a good time to talk about accepting Dubya as your Personal Lord And Savior???

SINCE Only RoboBushCheny
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Can Stop the Dark Darkness of The Evil Princess Sparkle Pony!!!

So Remember boys and Girls, Clap Your Hands to Keep Tinkere Belle Alive in the Holy Crusades Against Evil!
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Why The Evil Princess Sparkle Pony IS BAD!!!

I Was SHOCKED!!! Just SHOCKED!!! to find out that Michael Reagan is the love child of unmarried persons who engaged in those sorts of God HATING America Bashing Things. Who THEN is the adopted Child Of Ronald Reagan and his Lawful Wife Jane Wayman, back when they were still lawfully married back in 1945, before Ronald Reagan WAS SUCKED INTO THE EVIL VOID, and abandoned his lawful wife to become involved with that Hussy, because Ronald Reagan was DUPED By Communist Fellow Travellors into believing that the Mere Secular Law of the God Hating America Bashers was Lawfuler than THE DIVINE WILL!!!

I MEAN, How SHOCKING!!!

Clearly if ONLY The Evil Princess Sparkle Pony had not lead Ronald Reagan Into the Dark Evil Family Destroying Sinister Satanic Cult Ritualisms of Divorce and Destruction, not only would america still be declaring war, something it has not done since Ronald Reagan ABANDONED His Lawful Wife, but more so POOR INNOCENT Michael Reagan would not have been molested and forced to become a part of on going child pornography!!!

How Tragic!!!

How HorrorFrying!!!

How Just Totally Gross!!!

Can there be ANY DOUBT why we must have RoboBushCheney
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For they will free us from this Sinister Curse of the Evil Princess Sparkle Pony, and children will be able to grow up in wholesome well balanced families freed from the demonic demonism of evil liberalism, and allowed to march boldly into the GLORIOUS Military History Of The Historical Military OF The War Winning Free Marketeers!

Clearly we must all PRAY for Poor Michael Reagan and help him find his way back to the happier times when he had accepted Dubya as his Personal Lord And Savior!!!

That will restore Family Values and a BOOMING Economy!!! As The Rainfall Of Nuclear Weapons Derive back the Unbelievers in the Invisible Foot Of The Market and the Happy Bliss of Traditional Family Values!!! From a TIME BEFORE THE HORRORS OF Reagan's Being Duped By The Evil Princess Sparkle Pony!!!
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You MAY already have Won Valuable Prizes...

Well, ok, so one of my old friends from the happier days when he was a hot shot contractor at Enron just sent me email indicating that he could be getting about a Grand out of some Enron Settlement, and presumes that this would mean that others should get more.

I am SOOO not holding my breath on this one either.