May 6th, 2008



All Hail Dubya for keeping our children Safe!!!
Well, another Pasco County substitute teacher's job is on the line, but this time it's because of a magic trick.

The charge from the school district — Wizardry!

Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.

But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.

"I get a call the middle of the day from the supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue. You can't take any more assignments. You need to come in right away,'" he said.

[ cf Magic trick costs teacher job ]
Well THAT WILL show the Wiccan, and Episcopaleans:
Do A Satanic Ritual!!!
Lose Your Job!!!
That Clearly Is The DIVINE LAW of RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

Clearly as we Continue the Holy Crusades Against THE UNBELIEVERS, the list of Satanic Kult Rituals that are no longer allowed in Schools MUST increase to INCLUDE the HORRORS of those who are Not Willing To Accept:
Number Theory
It Is NOT a Fact!!!
Ah Yes, Now more than Ever
Use An Irrational Number,
Be Burned At The Stake As An Unbeliever!!!
Are YOU doing your part to KEEP America American????

And by the way, would this be a good time to talk about accepting the Divinity Of Dubya as Your Personal Lord And Savior???

Pro-Al_Qaeda Faction Of Evil Liberal Media Cover Up Terrorist Attack!!

Showing all of the usual collusion in the Typical Red Communist Dominated Socialist Welfare State Military-Industrial-InfoTainment Sector, the Sinister Godless Beeb Reports
Armed officers responded after members of the public reported gun shots being fired near the King's Road in Chelsea, south-west London on Tuesday.

The policemen were fired at and they "discharged their weapons" on Markham Square at about 1700 BST, a Metropolitan Police spokesman said.

[ cf Police return fire in shoot-out ]
Come On, Let Us Be Reasonable!!!

Persian Pedal Powered Phlying pSaucer pOf Phear have struck at the Decent Sorts who should NOT have been soft on allowing ex pats to Vote For Hitlary and Her Rad Femi Surf Nazi's Bent Upon The Destruction of Our White Christian America because of their clearly soft on Terrorist Stances.

But can we really expect the Beeb to be truthful about how the War On Terror has gone down hill since they have allowed the Government to fall into the Hands Of Hitlary Fellow Travelling Defeatist Klintonesta who are soft on Terrorism, and have a really bad sense of fashion.

Thank GOD in AMERICA we have RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

They Keep The Demons away!!!

What is the Cosmos Trying To Tell Me???

So I decide to get up from my desk and wander into the bathroom to look at the prospects of politely passing out in there from the chest pains.

Then my Step Mother calls me on the cellphone.

After trying to remind my step mother that I have a religious problem with the commission of a felony merely because some friends think that it might be an idea, I explain to her that I am planning to deal with either a Coronary or a Collapsing Lung, thank you very much for asking....

This of course makes me worry that the chest pains were a precursor symptom....

Why EVER would God want to give chest pains as a persuror symptom to hearing from the Step Mother?

What part of the Wonder of Intelligent Design does this dictate???

More Reasons To Bomb Canada!!!

The Creature From The Black Lagoon's fish-man is back, in a new remake of the 1954 classic. And the new version of the Creature has already been designed. Director Breck Eisner wants the new movie to be as scary as the original, but also wants you to empathize with the misunderstood and woman-craving mutant Gilly.

Once Eisner is done retooling George Romero's The Crazies he's set to focus all attention on The Creature. Taking the 1950s classic even further Eisner decided to film the Amazon based at the wild rivers banks.

[ cf The Creature From The Black Lagoon Reemerges Gill By Gill ]

I mean, what are these Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Canadianists THINKING!!!!

Why do they hate our White Christian American All American Cultural Heritage!!!

Clearly WHEN they are bad, they are REALLY BAD!!!

And WE MUST STOP THEM before they destroy our white christian america!!!

Why Does Town Hall HATE Freedom???

Oh MY GOD!!! The demonic forces are evil:
In his exclusive report for Townhall Magazine Yon details:
  • Why we initially failed.
  • The new model for countering insurgents.
  • Al Qaeda’s attempts to start a civil war.
  • How U.S. forces fought for the hearts and minds of Iraqis – house by house.
[ cf ( emphasis mine) ]

How can these radical left wing anti-war draft dodging dope smoking stab our troops in the back be so UNAMERICAN!!!!

And that in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the Unborn Baby Unicorn!!!

Thank GOD america has RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

They Protect us from these radical left wingers....

{ thot experiment: has anyone set a clock until we hear these left wing defeatists blame the whole iraqi thingie pooh on the failures of liberal klintonesta's in the white house and congress... }

Those Damn Judicial Activist Judges!!!

Don't They KNOW that 'legal theory' is just a Theory!!!

Are YOU doing your part to stop the Judicial Activists By Supporting RoboBushCheny
They Shiney!!!

Or are you hoping that the Anti-War Dope Smoking Hippie RINO McCain, who opposes the free right of the Great Leader To Torture Anyone He See's Fit, will majikally flip flop again and this time accept that only the Radical Judicial Activists On The Bench Oppose Allowing the Unitary Executive Principle The Principality that is the Divine Rights Of The Unified Executive as comes with being Proven to be the Divinity based upon the argument of Intelligent Design!

But Wait!!! If McCain really opposed Judical Activists, wouldn't that mean that he has truly Accepted Dubya as his Lord And Savior!!! But if that were true, then he would renounce his RINO stab our troops in the back attack on our white christian america by failing to Support The President To Support The Troops!

Oh Dear.... why that would mean....