April 29th, 2008


Force Congress To PASS the Majik Wand and the Majik Selecting Hat Act!!!

Everyone Heard the great decider point out that Congress has not given him a Majik Wand, not once, but Thrice!!!

And that the President will not continue to sign any more silly congressional stuff that is silly! Like that whole silly failed klintonesta ecoTerrorism of trying to restore the Iraqi Wetlands!!!!

So NOW!!!! Clearly, and compellingly, Congress must not only PASS the National Majik Wand Act, so that the President will be able to stop all of the bad things that have been Happening!!! But MORE Importantly Congress MUST pass the National Security Majik Selecting Hat Act that will give the President the Very Majik Majik Selecting Hat that will tell him which acts of Congress have Been Good, and which ones have been very, very, very naughty acts of congress that he should just never sign!!! Nope Never Sign At ALL!

Clearly as long as congress fails to do it's patriotic duty, it is simply playing into the Terrorist Hands of Harold And Kumar, and if they do not PASS the National Majik Wand Act, Red Hollywood may be forced to Unleash
Harold And Kumar Go To Washington
A pithy stoner update of the GOD HATING AMERICA BASHING Red Propoganda of Frank Capra, but in a more GOD HATING AMERICA BASHING FORMAT!!!

Now More than EVER americans understand why Congress is Bad!!! And RoboBushCheney
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Are YOU doing your part to force congress to pass the National Majik Wand Act????

Or Are YOU forcing Red Hollywood to make the next in the Harold And Kumar Assault On Our White Christian America????

How To Tell When Wikipedia IS Satanic

Hello, check out Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. It points out that two of the players are from the The God Hate's America Daily Show With Satanic Kult Ritualist Jon Stewart. But of course they never make it clear that these are Demonic Forces that have been imposed upon White Christian America by God Hating America Bashers who are not willing to listen to True Truth of The One True And ONLY Truthier Truth Of The Colber Report.

Well, now americans can see how Satanism Infects the whole Evil Wiki Movement, and probably all of Web 2.0 and must be stopped in our life tyme.

Satanist Cause Satanism!!

A group of four computer scientists urged Microsoft to redesign the way it distributes patches, after they created a technique that automatically produces attack code by comparing the vulnerable and repaired versions of a program. The technique, which the researchers refer to as automatic patch-based exploit generation (APEG), can create attack code for most major types of vulnerabilities in minutes by automating the analysis of a patch designed to fix the flaws, the researchers stated in a paper released last week.

If Microsoft does not change the way its patches are distributed to customers, attackers could create a system to attack the flaws in unpatched systems minutes after an update is released by the software giant, said David Brumley, a PhD candidate in computer science at Carnegie Mellon University.

[ cf MS patch system poses 'significant risk', say researchers ]
Well, there you have it.

IF there are systems out there, they have the letter 's' in them, and that stands for SATANISM!!!

Can there be any doubt now that we MUST have RoboBushCheney
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Anything Less and the Satanist Will Satarize Reality Systemically.

For our slow readers. IF you really bought into the Majikal Belief that some how the Majik Powers of the State were going to merely grow like Pinocheot's Nose while they kept telling you that there were more and more and more reasons why we must pay for more and more Kabuki Security Theatre Of The Absurd, well, YOU WERE WRONG!!!! THE CONGRESS MUST PASS THE MAJIKAL SECRETS ACT!!!!

Only When Congress Accepts that the PRESIDENT MUST Have The Majikal Secrets!!! Can we ALL be safe from they them those types....


And all of the follow on merchandising, but with really nice teats.

Austria, Restoring traditional Family Values...

Ah yes, this piece of normalcy:
With his Mercedes-Benz and his fine clothes, Josef Fritzl looked every inch a property owner, neighbors in this tidy Austrian town said Monday. Even when running errands, they said, he wore a natty jacket, crisp shirt and tie.

Mr. Fritzl’s apartment house, its back garden obscured by a tall hedge, was his kingdom, one neighbor said, and interlopers were not welcome. On Monday, investigators in white jumpsuits combed the house and garden for clues. The authorities said Sunday that Mr. Fritzl, 73, had kept one of his daughters imprisoned for 24 years in a basement dungeon, where she bore him seven children.

The daughter, Elisabeth, now 42, is in psychiatric care, along with two of her children. Her eldest daughter, Kerstin, 19, who was also kept in the basement and whose illness pulled apart Mr. Fritzl’s secret after he had her taken to a local hospital, was in a medically induced coma and was in critical condition, the authorities said.

[ cf Austria Stunned by Case of Imprisoned Woman ]
Uh, hello....

Uh, what exactly makes this so, unAmerican, that the God Hating America Bashing NYT's takes that Unamericanist Tone about it?

We are the nation that has brought you the National Torture Kulture Support System?

We are the nation in the midst of the president's despearate Urges and Needs to have Congress wave the Majikal Wand that he has been emasculated from having because all of the Unbelievers no longer BELIEVE that he has Tinkerbell under control...

So, please, what is it about this story from Austria that does not fit into our All American Way of Life???

Remember to keep clapping if you Believe that Tinkerbell is still More Winning the Whatever On Whomever!!!

And that Tinkerbell will Defeat Harold And Kumar and keep america American!!!

No Seriously, feel free to show some majikal combinations of Biblical Literalism that may help you establish why it is that we should allow the Evil Liberal Welfare State to deprive a Father of the Patriarchal Rights That GOD has given to the True Believers!!!

Thus Spake UnNamedDemonSpawnOfLiberalism

They are really having to stretch to maintain their "Shored of Iwo Jima," "The Longest Day," Lee Marvin, John Wayne, Audie Murphy fantasies of modern American foreign policy.

Dispassionate sarcasm aside... what happens with the more tenuous of the herd when the reality wave form they have so closely guarded finally comes crashing down around them...

Yeah... I worry what happens after that...
Yeah, that is a part of the core crisis in america.

But what would that reality wave form, well, as???

Clew? Cluedo? ClawOfBigFangedBeastCritter?
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what was the viral marketting for Baby Mama???

Hey? did anyone ask themselves why that GOD HATING AMERICA BASHING onslaught against our white christian america got better ratings than harold and kumar????

EVEN when the Red Communist Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets are PIMPING the DOD's RentBoys as the news like product that the DOD recants on the monday after harold and kumar opens.

I mean, What Sort of God Hating MAN BASHING Viral RadFemi Surf Nazi Propoganda Machine do these people HAVE???

I mean, HELLO!!! Boys And DraftBait, the Nation IS IN A TIME OF transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn baby unicorn, so maybe it is time to get SERIOUS about the National Security Issues and the growing threat that the gestators are MORE of a threat because they are so clearly stabbing our troops in the back rather than rallying to the flag to save Private Jessica!!!!

I Mean WHERE is their Patriotism???

How About Maker Faire On Sunday???

Maker Faire.

Why not consider attending on Sunday, rather than simply support the God Hating America Bashing Demonic Forces of the Super Sinister Demonically Evil Nancy Pelosi Voodoo Zombie Dust Bunnies Of Despair!!!

Show The World YOU support RoboBushCheney
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Remember, if you are NOT supporting Maker's Faire YOU are on the SIDE OF EVIL!!!