April 25th, 2008

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UnHoly Defeatist Kapitulationist Kut And Runners....

I mean what is wrong with the LA Times, and why in GOD's Name do they hate freedom:
The barometer of tensions between Iran and the United States went up a notch or even two today as the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Adm. Michael G. Mullen accused Iran of stepping up weapons and training to its surrogates in Iraq despite promises to stop doing so.
[ cf IRAN: War fears spike after Mullen remarks ]
Uh, Hello LA Times, we have always been winning the war gainst Iran!!!

So how can there be a spike in the War Fears, when at this very moment we are now more than ever winning against Iran than Ever Before!!!

I mean like that is explaining that there is a growing fear of day light based upon the comments of anyone who made a comment about there being day light out there.... HELLO!!!!

Why not join the Team!!!

Come On In For The Big Win!!!
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Speaking Of The Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Canadianist Zombies In our Midst...

But, uh, what is this tempest in a non-existence zone:
Voters have been bombarded for more than a month by video snippets of Wright in the pulpit of Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago calling God's wrath on America, accusing the government of flooding black neighborhoods with drugs, and saying "America's chickens are coming home to roost" after the Sept. 11 terror attacks.
[ cf Wright calls sermon reactions 'unsettling' ]
OOOh Scary...

So we are suppose to buy into the MYTH that the voters of North Carolina renounced the EVILS of Pat Robertson, Bob Jones, and the rest of the Moral Majority Types who said that the chickens of Gay HomoZeXualist Pirate Zombie Canadianism had come back to roost, and that this is why Jesus Murdered Those Unbelievers who were Soft On Gay HomoZeXuality on 09/11/2001....

Or are we suppose to still be more Upset that Jesus didn't Murder Enough Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Canadianists on 09/11/2001???

It is so hard to understand why the Evil Liberal Media is so soft on the God Hating America Bashers who have not accepted the Divinity Of Dubya and Taken Dubya as their Personal Lord And Savior!!!!

Have YOU accepted RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!!

Or are YOU one of the Evil Unbelievers offering Aid And Comfort To The Enemy in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the Unborn Baby Unicorn!!!
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Apple Enhances Military Capacity For Apple Security.

Hey Revisionist Puppet Toadies.... Let us look beyond the meager leftist leaning defeatist liberal media, and into the RealTruthierTruths:
In typical fashion, Apple has refused to disclose its exact plans for the PA Semi gear or engineers. And, as we hear it, this code of silence extends to companies that have embraced the PWRficient chips.

Extreme Engineering Solutions is one company that hopes Apple will continue the PWRficient line. It has concocted a dozen embedded product designs around the processor for the military, including systems for mine sweeping, signals intelligence and radar.
...
Scidmore declined to answer further questions on the weapons systems, although another source close to PA Semi said that the company's various customers expected to see $100m in missile-related orders alone over the next five years.

[ cf Apple gets into mine-sweeping, missiles and storage ]
But let us ask the really Important Question:
Will Apple BECOME the first nuclear armed Corporate Theocracy?
so that the true believers know that when they are Worshipping the Corporate OverLord of their choice, that there will be a MAD ( Mutually Assurred Destruction ) behind all of that grovelling and devotion!

Clearly these are positive signs that Apple is once again enhancing and extending the forward reach of the true visionaries of the New Post-Post Industrial Era! NO LONGER will individuals find themselves limited to the welfare statist NannyOverLords for the bliss of Nuclear Annihilation, now that can be achieved by anyone with a really good corporate position!!!

Ah Yes, we can all see the militaire-chic shoulder patches boldly announcing
Corporate Raiders Lead The Way!
as the dark old days of the failed liberal peace freak models are replaced with more Manly Models of Masculinely Manly Male Corporate Structures no longer willing to hide behind the skirt strings of the Evil NannyState and the Welfare Queens of the DOD!!!

All Hail Our Korporate Liberators!!! For they have brought us the TRUE FREEDOM!!!
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God Hating Liberals Engage In Brutal War Of Persecution!!!

The Episcopal Diocese of San Joaquin has sued a deposed bishop who led a secession last year prompted by the church's ordination of women and gays.

The diocese said in a lawsuit filed Thursday in Fresno County Superior Court that John-David Schofield breached his duties to the church and demanded he turn over diocese property and vacate his offices.

National church leaders removed Schofield as the head of the Fresno-based diocese, after he led parishioners to align themselves with the conservative Province of the Southern Cone, an Argentina-based member of the worldwide Anglican Communion.

[ cf Episcopal church sues deposed Calif. bishop over property ]
SHOCKING!!!!

Just Shocking that these God Hating America bashers who have clearly NOT accepted Dubya as their Personal Lord And Savior have so clearly gone over to the dark side that they are asking a Court to intervene on their behalf as a part of the VICIOUS AND VIOLENT Purge of True Believers!!!!

I mean... uh... taking americans and making them the puppet toadies of a Foreign Nation....

Uh, that would mean that they were the unpaid unwitting agents of a foreign power....

AND that in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn baby unicorn!!!

Uh....

But those Evil Liberals should not be allowed to engage in the scary persecution of persons who wish to become the puppet toadies of the fine folks who were throwing the Dirty War..... I mean... Uh, Liberals Are Bad!!! And Evil Liberals are Evil Bad!!!

Besides, it's not like any true believer ever opposed the Divine Right to torture whomever one felt needed to be tortured, and the sorts of Patriotic Responses to Unbelievers who are More Unbelievering than Most!!! Yeah!!!

Uh, Liberals Are Bad!!! And Evil Liberals are Evil Bad!!!

That's why we have RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!
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More Glorious War Victories Of The Free Market!!!

Yes, now more than ever all true americans are supporting the Privatized Glorious Military Victories of Our Private Military Forces WHO Are Gloriously, And Victoriously, Mission Accomplishing The Whatever Against Iran, in ever more Gloriously Victorious Ways:
A cargo ship hired by the U.S. military fired warning shots at approaching boats in the Gulf, the U.S. Navy said on Friday, underscoring tension in the region as the Pentagon sharpened its warnings to Iran.

According to American defense officials, the Westward Venture cargo ship chartered by the U.S. Defense Department was traveling in international waters when two unidentified small boats approached on Thursday.

After the boats failed to respond to radio queries and a warning flare, the cargo ship's security team fired "a few bursts" of machine gun and rifle warning shots, according to Cmdr. Lydia Robertson, a spokeswoman for the U.S. Navy's Bahrain-based Fifth Fleet.

[ cf Ship hired by U.S. military fires warning shots in Gulf ]
Now THERE is action packed Great Naval Victories the likes of which Even Horatio Hornblower would be the envy of all his friends for having brilliantly won such a most glorious Military Victory Over Demonic Forces Of Darkness And Evil!!!!

All Hail RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

For Without Our Great Leader, The Demonic Forces Of Darkness and Evil would Be Dark and Evil!!!

Now more than ever more americans should be supporting the total privatization of the War Winning Victorious Gloriousness so as to free Americans from the Evil Burdens of the Evil Liberal Welfare Nanny State!!!

All Hail RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!