April 21st, 2008

yellow_elephant

Your Draft Dodging Excuse is WHAT AGAIN????

Ah yes, hey kids, keeping track of the whole "Lowered Expectations"????

Well Check THIS Out:
The Army and Marine Corps are allowing convicted felons to serve in increasing numbers, newly released Department of Defense statistics show.

Recruits were allowed to enlist after having been convicted of crimes including assault, burglary, drug possession and making terrorist threats.

[ cf Army, Marines give waivers to more felons ]
So if you happen to have one of those Wonderful ProWarWheenies who has been hiding behind his 4-F because of his felony convictions.

Well NOW is the time to tell him HE IS THE BIG WINNER!!!!!

And to just Come On Down to Army.COM where they are taking anyone who is willing to be a welfare queen NannyStatists, and to be all of the welfare queen NannyStatists they can be... Or what ever is the marketting slogan this season for why those ProWarWheenies should get up from off their faces and follow their rhetorical devices into the Hostile Fire Pay Zone....

Yes, Yes, Yes.

It was soooo traumatizing that they were giving all of the good billets to the Minorities when Rush Limbaugh, Gnewt Gingrigh, Tom 'No Retreat, No Surrender' DeLay, and the rest of the Vietnam Era Draft Dodgers were working hard to keep their Ideological Purity Pure. But hey, that is from the failed pre-911 Evil Liberal Times!!!

We are in the wonderland of happiNeff that comes from having a Post-911 Kultur Kampf!!!

With RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

Anything less and the minorities get all of the good combat billets...
yellow_elephant

Got Junk You Can't Unload????

Forget Craig's List, bribe someone in the NannyState Welfare Queen World of the DOD!!!
A Georgia military contractor tricked law enforcement agencies into buying faulty stun grenades, ultimately leaving three FBI agents injured, federal prosecutors announced Monday.

Pyrotechnic Specialties Inc. is accused of relabeling and selling "flash-bang" grenades that the U.S. military rejected after its personnel were injured.

The company also mixed defective grenades with others that had been fixed "to camouflage the defective devices from receiving personnel" at the FBI, the indictment says.

[ cf Indictment: Strip club trip among bribes to sell faulty grenades ]
I mean, who is going to care that some members of the US Military Died because of faulty equipment that was sold to the dod?

I mean, no, really, SERIOUSLY!!! Who Is Going To Care???

The ProWarWheenies currently dodging the fate of actually having to follow their rhetoric into the NannyState Welfare Wage World????

I mean go Team Venture, we sooo have to back anyone hip enough to mix government-fraud-unstable-grenades-and-strip-clubs in, well, one tokenization...

What if it were a war crime to commit such acts as lead to the intentional death of troops in the combat zone?

Do you think those Whining Snivellors in the ProWarWheenie Land would be, well, engaged?