April 15th, 2008

yellow_elephant

Germ Theory or Demonic Cult Ritualism....

Have you ever noticed that evil liberals try to blame 'sickness' on things like Germs, rather than on the failure of the evil liberal media to clap their hands and keep tinkerbell alive!!!

HOW MUCH LONGER WILL INNOCENT AMERICANS BE VICTIMIZED BY THE EVIL GERM THEORY OF DISEASE!!!

Why anyone can tell you that soap operas and bad sci-fi are the leading cause of diseases. How else can one get anyone to watch them....

Why the other day my dear evil liberal friend madmerle in league with the Red Hollywood elites super secretly snuck this EVIL HORRIBLE boxed set of the losers in the 'bad cinema' contest for SciFi Like Movie Related activities products, into my shopping cart, and the next day I became sick, and started watching them.

BUT DID SHE WATCH THEM?????

NO!!!! SHE WANTED TO READ BOOKS!!!!

I mean what clearer sign that Bad SciFi Causes DISEASE!!!!

This boys and girls is why now more than EVER we neeed RoboBushCheney!
They Shiney!!!

And with more e's than we need!!!
yellow_elephant

Why Does McCain HATE Freedom???

I mean, when he talks about fixing the tax law, and cutting spending, we know that is EVIL LIBERAL CODE WORD for Stabbing The Troops In The Back.

Clearly now americans have the clear and compelling distinction!!!

Vote for RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!!

Or the Evil Liberal Left Wing Draft Dodging Dope Smoking Peacenik Hippies are going to stab our troops in the back...

For our slow readers:
In his most wide-ranging speech on the economy, presumptive Republican nominee John McCain on Tuesday laid out an agenda that would change the tax code, freeze discretionary spending and temporarily suspend federal gas taxes.
[ cf McCain: Fix tax law, freeze spending (emphasis mine) ]
I mean how many americans look at the WhateverOnWhomever as merely one more failed liberal klintonesta give away welfare programme????
yellow_elephant

Imminent End of Apple....

Hey Kids, it's all over. Time to pick up your marbles and go home:
Apple may have a hard time shutting down the new maverick Mac-clonemaker Psystar, say legal experts.

Psystar, a Miami-based IT services company, started advertising the $400 OpenComputer this week. It's a generic PC that comes with Leopard, Apple's latest operating system, pre-installed.

[ cf Forget the Courts — Apple May Fight Mac Clones With Tech ]
Oh, hold it...

What was I thinking.

Who in america really believes that Law is Legal????

Clearly if Apple, or any other corporation, has an issue, they too can join the new age new wave dance craze and bomb first and ask questions later on, if at all.

Just think how much more exciting the world will be as major corporations stop depending on the welfare state welfare queens of Army.com, and opt to do their All American Patriotic Duty, and put together or Corporate Raiding Force to BE REMEMBERED!!!!

YES BOYS AND GIRLS!!!

Join The Resource Warriors!!!

Become a free lance volunteer in the Corporate Military Of Your Choice!!!

Anything less and those welfare queens win!!!

This boys and girls is WHY we want RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

Because anything else is a retreat into the failed dark days when military force was the spawn of welfare NannyStates!!!!