April 9th, 2008


Why America MUST have a Strategic National Fence Initiative!!!!

The Evil Liberals have unleashed their new secret weapon, and our glorious Allies, The People's Republic Of China, have Unmasked the sinister Dark Lord of it all.

Read China Jumps the Llama!!!

Find out how the Sinister Osma Bin Llama is merely the Messenger Boy!!!

Now MORE THAN EVER!!! The department of Homeland Security MUST investigate the Growing Alpaca Konspirakii, before they do more of their evil doing evil doing.

BEFORE they can get a RoboDiabolicalLlama!!!