April 1st, 2008

yellow_elephant

Clerks III: The True Dogma!!!!

Yes boys and girls, finally the story can be told!!!!

How Mooby The Golden Calf gave the Very Special Sauce to Dubya and Silent Dick that made them Transformers!!!!

AND they transform into RoboBushChney
They Shiney!!!!

Now MORE THAN EVER!!!!! Americans need the reasurance that can only come from Three Arms, Two Heads, and One All Seeing Eye in the Palm Of The Middle Hand!!!!

Yes America!!! Very SOON we will all see the light, feel the heat, and KNOW that Mooby Loves Us!!!
yellow_elephant

Trial By Majikal Tribunal???

Hey kids, remind me again why this case needs to be prosecuted under the Special Majikal Laws Act?
The military has charged Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani with murder and terrorism in the bombing of the U.S. embassy in Dar es Salaam that killed 11 people and injured hundreds.

In announcing the nine charges, Brigadier General Thomas Hartman said the suspect helped with many aspects of the suicide attack.

[ cf Pentagon Files Charges in 1998 US Embassy Bombing ]
Who can forget how difficult it was when the Majikal Shoe Bomber, who was held incommunicado was finally handed over to the mere mortal court system.....

I mean, I don't want to suggest that we should merely allow the Mere Mortal Laws to take precedence over the Majikal Powers Act.... But one has to wonder whether this new effort to find a better excuse for why GitMo is needed, with all of it's Majikal Powers, to protect us from those who have violated The Majikal Powers Act!!!

Yes, Yes, Yes.

There are those who will notice that the same was once said about the
Making Iraq The New Majikal Kingdon
and that the Original Intention of the founding father's to merely restore the Iraqi Wetlands said nothing about making it a Majikal Kingdom...

So yes, they seem to be similar arguments.

But this is Different!!!

They have a mere mortal General invoking the need for the Majikal Powers Act!!! which is clearly NOT a good omen, and may proved that the only evidence that they really have was caste out of mordor....

So why not first resolve if the Alledged actually HAS majikal powers? Then we can resolve if this is truly the sort of case that can ONLY be resolved by the Majikal Canons....
yellow_elephant

Things Are Tough All Over....

Now that Sen. John McCain has secured the Republican presidential nomination, attention is turning to a critical subject: fundraising. The GOP nominee lags far behind both Sens. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Latest reports show McCain with $7.9 million cash on hand. In comparison, Clinton has $33.1 million, and Obama has $38.8 million. In order to win, McCain needs votes in November, but the path to building those votes requires money. The question is, "Where will the money come from?"
[ if you want to know more The Daunting Task Of Raising Money ]
with the comical moment that they are pimping HanoiAnnie Coulter....

You remember her, the 'what she says is what she means' girl, whom, if we believe what she said, is currently campaigning for Hitlary Klinton and the RadFemiSurfNazi's... Or is that maybe a part of where the credibility problem about restoring the dignity to the white house has lead to some fund raising problems here...

I mean what exactly are the radical left wing extremist dope smoking hippie dippie anti-war draft dodging kultists who are not willing to back the president to back the troops doing here??? ARE WE REALLY SUPPOSE TO BELIEVE THESE RINO!!! I mean, they can not be serious about not support the President - you know, in a time of WarPresidenting...

Can Americans really be planning to abandon our troops by abandoning their WarPresident????

What if a part of the wonder here were that the folks who were trying to Pimp The RINO in Chief as the next president were suddenly to have to REALLY address the actual economic issues going on in america - and that we can no longer afford to pay for such frivolities as ThatIraqiThingiePooh so that the Draft Dodgers would feel all safe about the fact that we were offering others to die in the Crusades while they stayed home and watched Pat Robertson back Al Gore, and Rush Limbaugh try to remember which was his most ProWarWheenieNeff....

Gosh kiddies, what if the GOP had to actually become the party of real fiscally sound policies, Real Federalism, and Real National Security Issues, and not merely the whole fiasco of "Dubya and Silent Dick Strike Back"???
yellow_elephant

Oh sure.... I believe you....

One of my unNamed Geek Friends said that their product was getting chips from some corporation, and I mean, serious... when there is such an obvious effort to hide the fact that the vendor is a comic book vendor, I am suppose to take that level of technology seriously...

I mean get real...