January 4th, 2008

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UNPLEASANT THOT EXPERIMENT...

Hey kids, did anyone notice that not only is GOD punishing those Evil San Francisco Liberals with the divine retribution of the current weather, but GOD is also punishing the Unbelievers with the new economic numbers that show the most exciting growth of some 18,000 jobs!!!!

I mean can anyone REALLY believe that GOD opposes BushCheney2008 and the holy crusade against all unbelieving god hating america bashers...

Oh yeah, and while we are sooooo at it, the Race we will not see because Jesus Opposes it:
Huckabee v. Edwards
as that would clearly be too perverse a match up and can not be allowed by any means....
yellow_elephant

More Reasons Jesus Is Jihauding San Francisco...

Hello, yesterday there was The Pornography of the Bicycle, Curated by Rev. Phil Sano, I mean, do we need to have any better reasons why we just have to support the holy war to restore the purity of bicycling to the god fearing all american white christian americans....

Clearly IF you are not aware of which Dangerous City will soon be the victim of God's Divine Holy Jihaud, then follow the devil worshipping god hating america bashers at The Bike Porn Tour Blog where you can keep track as God's Divine Retribution is redistrubuted for divine reasons!!!
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Protecting America From God Hating America Bashers.

Can there be any doubt that the Divine Retribution MUST come?
After six years of childless marriage, John and Cynthia Burke of Newark decided to adopt a baby boy through a state agency. Since the Burkes were young, scandal-free and solvent, they had no trouble with the New Jersey Bureau of Children's Services—until investigators came to the line on the application that asked for the couple's religious affiliation.
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John Burke, an atheist, and his wife, a pantheist, had left the line blank. As a result, the bureau denied the Burkes' application. After the couple began court action, however, the bureau changed its regulations, and the couple was able to adopt a baby boy from the Children's Aid and Adoption Society in East Orange.

Last year the Burkes presented their adopted son, David, now 31, with a baby sister, Eleanor Katherine, now 17 months, whom they acquired from the same East Orange agency. Since the agency endorsed the adoption, the required final approval by a judge was expected to be pro forma. Instead, Superior Court Judge William Camarata raised the religious issue.

Inestimable Privilege. In an extraordinary decision, Judge Camarata denied the Burkes' right to the child because of their lack of belief in a Supreme Being. Despite the Burkes' "high moral and ethical standards," he said, the New Jersey state constitution declares that "no person shall be deprived of the inestimable privilege of worshiping Almighty God in a manner agreeable to the dictates of his own conscience." Despite Eleanor Katherine's tender years, he continued, "the child should have the freedom to worship as she sees fit, and not be influenced by prospective parents who do not believe in a Supreme Being."

[ cf Can Atheists Be Parents? ]
True to form my EVIL LIBERAL FRIEND WHINED
Funny that... I thought RELIGION didn't belong in the courts?

It's bad enough that there's NO secular health care where I live but now it's invading the court. What's next? They march Frisbeetarians off to the gas chambers while replacing the stars on our flag with crosses?

( email from liberal evil doing evil doer )
HELLO!

HELLO!!!!

Frisbeetarians have always believed in the supreme being of the roundness that revolves and returns in the end to those who truly believe!!!! I mean, it's not like they are 'atheists' or anything....

Besides we are in a most HOLY of All Holy Wars against the unbelievers who are not supporting the transfer of the tax liabilities unto the Unborn UniCorn Baby Jesus as is mandated in the true literal interpretation of the Bible with the Big Spike of Surging Faith!!!

I mean would YOU want innocent children left in the hands of the Unbelievers!!! Those who do not support BushCheney2008 to defeat the defeatist elements????

THINK OF THE INNOCENT CHILDREN!!!!!
yellow_elephant

NeoPostoPreo NannyGate Redux....

Ok, so yes, this is a bit late, but there is a whole new dance craze, even more so for the folks who are looking to hip hop and jump start their dahling little one's way new cool thingus of pooh before they are even old enough for their kids to know the COOLEST OF COOL:
“I’m not really into the whole New York mom thing, so I guess I wasn’t aware that Tibetans were such a big thing,” Ms. Ballantine said.

But they are.

By the time Gawker.com fingered the trend in a posting last summer—“Victims of Religious Oppression Hot New Childcare Accessory For Fall”—the Tibetan nanny craze had been the talk of playground-mothers’ groups and online parenting bulletin boards for many months.

“My nanny is Honduran,” read one posting on the popular Urbanbaby.com site. “Should I get a Tibetan? I hear they are all the rage.”

“Tibetan nannies … any ideas of where to find?” read another. “I like the idea of a Buddhist caring for my child.”

[ cf Wanted: Tibetan Nannies ]
so....

IF this is your first clue that you are SOOOO behind the TrendoMatic, well remember that it is soooo time to get past that whole failed liberal culture of wanting peace and coming, and that real parents are looking for better ways to prepare their children to be the real men they will need to be, even if they are currently nonMalePerkin, since War Winning is all the dance card rave as all true americans look forward to the great new day in america as we win with BushChaney2008, and get past this whole resurgent peace craze!!!

Remember the ONLY way to 'make the bad man stop', and IT is BushCheney2008!!!!

So why not come on in for the Big Win???