January 2nd, 2008

yellow_elephant

Stop The Evil Liberal Excess Regulation Of The Free Market.

I mean, hello boys and girls, here it is 2008, as in BushCheney2008, and what have the evil liberals gone and done this time? They have the Department of justice engaging in excessive governmental regulatory oversight of the whole Torture And Domination Industry!!!!

HELLO!!! HELLO!!! HELLO!!!!

If the CIA was engaged in a bit of good old fashion boys will be boys torturing and video taping, that doesn't mean that the folks at the Justice Department have any right to excessively over regulate who can and who can not be in the Torture And Domination Industry!!!!

Only by allowing the Invisible Foote of the Market to Decide can we all have the fun and enjoyment of being patriotically all american, and capable of being tortured by the branch of government, or any private industry that is better able to respond to the needs of the citizenry when it comes to TORTURING folks, both foreign and domestic!!!!

IF folks were following that Red Lebian Pinko Radical God HATING AMERICA BASHER, Pat Buchannan, the puppet toady of the Pinko Peace Party Richard Nixon White House Clique, he recent was ranting that we have lost one in six of the industrial manufacturing jobs in amercia!!! And if that is correct, this nation can not afford to lose any more of the high paying jobs that are a core part of the Torture And Domination Industry!!!

So when you are buying your new governmental services in 2008, remember to buy the Free Market Supporting Services that understand the importance of leaving the High Paying Jobs here in america, in the hands of americans who can do a bang up good old fashion flag waving job of torturing anyone from anywhere for any reason at all!!!!

And remember, you will be glad when it is your time to be the person of interest to know that you are being tortured by the best that money could buy!!!

So think of this as 'it is a wonderful life' - but the "Not Rated" version where we are dealing with manufacturing the information that the people really want, and not simply rolling over to the Potters and their mere Potterville form of torturing people Just For The Money!!!!

So remember, ask yourself, whom would traditional family values turn to when it is time to torture someone, because we just need to have someone as a clear and compelling proof that we are torturing someone to make everyone feel better about themselves!!!
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Side Crankies...

got all organized to cycle into town to drop off the bills, the CSEA, and then roll on to the library, and had that seriously SINKING FEELING - fortunately I noticed that my rear tire was flat. We fix that later.

But worst of all was not getting the screw over my friends with the fun of creative DVD wonders, things like the happy mix of
  • Triumph Of The Will
  • Hitler's SS: Portrait Of Evil
  • How To Steal A Million
You know, the fun of fun films. And yes, of course the obligatory episodes three and four of FLCL.

Ah yes, the horror of it all. We had such a lovely time with
  • The Last Man On Eart
  • Real Genius
  • Buckaroo Banzai
You know those happy enjoyable moments of looking positively and blissfully forward to a kinder and gentler america....

Oh well, it's another day...

Just think, any day now, the vintage triple header will come back...
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Pravda the New "weakly standard" for the RINO set.

Hum...
A forecast made by Denmark-based Saxo Bank, chaos will take a grip on the world in 2008. Oil prices will skyrocket to 175 dollars per barrel, the Chinese market will collapse by 40 percent, whereas the U.S. will suffer a 25-percent setback. All this will happen because of the mortgage crisis in the USA which already slows down the U.S. economy.

High oil prices can bring only good to Russia, though. On the other hand, even if the above-mentioned forecast comes true, Russia will face serious problems in its economy too. It is worthy of note that the majority of Saxo Bank’s previous forecasts for 2007 have proved to be true to fact.

[ cf New Year 2008 may destroy USA’s struggling economy ]
I mean who can believe that?

I mean would americans really believer Kommunist Backed Propoganda about:
Crude oil rose to $100 a barrel for the first time in New York as record global fuel consumption threatens to outpace production.

Oil's gain, extending last year's 57 percent rally, was boosted by forecasts that U.S. stockpiles dropped to a three-year low last week. Unrest in Nigeria, Africa's largest oil producer, also spurred prices.

``This is the culmination of everything that we talked about last year,'' said John Kilduff, vice president of risk management at MF Global Ltd. in New York. ``Various geopolitical problems have deteriorated overnight, in particular Nigeria and Pakistan. Commodities, and in particular oil, have become safe havens in a dangerous world.''

[ cf Oil Touches $100 a Barrel on Supply Concern, Increased Demand ]
That's Canadianist Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Propoganda for the radical left wing set that does not suppor BuschCheney2008 as the one true and only solution!!!

So everyone should feel better about the better world being more better than ever before as all come to support the glorious leadership of great leader who's leadership is gloriously great!!!

Besides the glorious upside of Nuclear Merchantilism is that it protects those with the nuclear weapons from those whom Jesus does not love as much....
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Liberals Wage War Against White Christian America From Outer Space!!!

Astronomers discovered the largest diamond of all times in space. The weight of the precious stone reportedly makes up ten billion trillion trillion carats or five million trillion trillion pounds).

The space diamond is virtually an enormous chunk of crystallized carbon, 4,000 kilometers in diameter. The stone is located at a distance of 50 light years from Earth, in the Constellation Centaurus.

Scientists believe that the diamond is the heart of an extinct star that used to shine like the Sun. Astronomers have already dubbed the space diamond as Lucy in a tribute to the Beatles song ‘Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds.’

"You would need a jeweler's loupe the size of the Sun to grade this diamond!" says astronomer Travis Metcalfe (Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics), who leads a team of researchers that discovered the giant gem.

[ cf Largest diamond in galaxy predicts future of solar system ]
HELLO!!! HELLO!!! HELLO GOD HATERS!!!

Everyone knows that the beatles were a part of the Mitt Romney Clique and that the song was all a part of the Communist Red Konspirakii to advance the role of the Later Day Saints in the RINO clique of those who oppose BushCheney2008, and that they would also use this so called Ruse in the Star Trek Series, where they have the Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Canadianist William Shattner also use the 'too much LDS in the sixties' motif as a super special way of showing americans that the Radical Left Wing Extremists of Red Hollywood were backing the RINO's rather than the Divine Mandate of BushCheney2008!!!!

Can there be any doubt about why science is clearly EVIL and engaged in Unamericanism?
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MoJoWire aligns with Satanist in hatred against the free market.

The whiners whine:
... the RIAA fires up the Nixon Skull Bong and decides that recording your CDs that you bought from the record store on to your own computer for your own personal use is a a copyright violation.

Now if only they could figure out a way to make the CDs temporary, so that after one or two listens it crashes the data and you have to buy a new one.

This is clearly an American business model.

[ cf van.mojo: Hate to Say He Told Us So... ]
HELLO!!!!
MEMORY IS TERRORISM!!!
is not just for breakfast anymore!!!

The really great Marketting Model will be the legally mandated national security directive to purge anyone's mind of products that they are not licensed to be aware that they knew. This way the song will always be fresh and exciting and as virginal as the first time that people bought it, EACH AND EVERY TIME!!!!

Why wait for a change in formating!

It's about stopping the TERRORISTS!!!!

It's About Making America AMERICAN again!!!!

Now more than ever all true Patriotically corrector than thou will be voting BushCheney2008 each and every time that they can recall.