December 12th, 2007

yellow_elephant

I did not go dark.

Yes, of all people, I should know the whole biblical literalism of:
And Lo, did the slack come unto the 24th lesser O-Ring of the Apocalypse, which is the meaningless lesser O-Ring, for it is the anti-42nd O-Ring, which keeps life, the universe, and everything from leaking.

And as the Slack made the 24th slide up and down, and back and forth and leak just a bit, did they not hear:
Thus did the unNamed Underling of The Excessive Governmental Regulation doubt the very existence of the drieuxster.
For lo the drieuxster had gone dark by the denial, and the meaninglessness splooged forth for there was a major leakage of the 24th lesser O-Ring of the Apocalpse, and all was both messy and depressing, lacking life, the universe and everything.

-- II HippoGrifth Chapter 13 Verse 6 and three 7/8ths.
So YES, while it may be true that there was an unpleasant lack of reality inside of the governmental agency that is suppose to be able to correlate my name with my part name, all the more romantically, as I am sure that their offices has their patriotic posters espousing how patriotically they support those of us who have served.

So it is NOT as if unNamed Underling had actually denied the drieuxster....

It's as if the very same set of documentation, my drivers license, and the original social security card I used to secure the passport so that the government flunky would be able to ask a 9 year old all american male if the said named member had now, or at any time, been a member of the communist party, the communist party international, the international workers of the world....
...and he talked for 45 minutes...
which when presented to another government agency will verify that I was near the presence when the form was verified that someone looking like a photo id and a card seemed to have been close enough.....

Ok, so my dark side was getting dark and gloomy, and distraught that clearly there was some dark evil in the midst of this all, such as someone had decided to disassociate the name and number from each other for really unamerican reasons. While the light side of me giggled that i had planned to get a good ride in, so since I had started out having a nice chat, at 701 El Camino, I WOULD get back to 700 El Camino later on in the day, and ll of this gave me a lovely chance to cycle around....

Ok, so my dark side wanted to go dark, and start the Shopacolypse.......

Just because I was not having a sunshine fresh day....

Now in ten working days, plus or minus the mail transfer drift time, the 8.5x11 copies will get unto the unbeliever and the unbeliever will be given the chance to prevent the start of the acopalyse....

Ok, so I remember why getting my unemployment paperwork was below the initial shot at getting a gig...
yellow_elephant

Liquidity Crisis, What Liquidity Crisis????

Hummmm, tastey this, eh:
According to Deutsche Bank U.S. economist Peter Hooper, the initiative is a step in the right direction. "This will diffuse the liquidity crisis," Hooper said. "It will help prevent risk from spilling over into the larger economy and effecting availability of credit to households and firms."

He said the plan should effectively push the banks to borrow. Currently, "banks are hoarding liquidity, they're worried that they'll need it for themselves to fund assets that they have to bring on to their balance sheets," he said. Several banks that indirectly bought mortgage-backed securities, which are at the center of the global credit crunch, have taken over financing of affiliated companies, putting their bonds on the parent company's balance sheet. (See "SoGen Sucks Up An SIV")

The move comes less than 24 hours after the Fed disappointed Wall Street with quarter-point cuts to the discount rate and its federal funds target, sending the Dow Jones industrial average down almost 300 points.

[ cf Fed Pitches A Curve ]
What????

How can anyone doubt that the bible is clear that the Unicorn Baby Jesus has the Throbbing And Tumultuous Horn Of TruffiNeff, that bringeth the economic recovery that can only come in a time of transferring the tax liabilities by having great faith in the faithfulNeff of the true Believers....

Thus there is but one choice, Vote BushCheney2008, or the terrorists will force your daughter to may a Gay HomoZexual Pirate Canadianist Zombie!!!!
yellow_elephant

That Muslim Zionist Konspirakii Revealed.....

Oh yeah, of course the evil radical left wing extremist stab the troops in the back Media is going to try to put their God Hating America Bashing Spin on the HORROR of It All....
A Muslim man jumped to the aid of three Jewish subway riders after they were attacked by a group of young people who objected to one of the Jews saying "Happy Hanukkah," a spokeswoman for the three said Wednesday.
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One member of the group allegedly yelled, "Oh, Hanukkah. That's the day that the Jews killed Jesus," she said.
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Another passenger, Hassan Askari -- a Muslim student from Bangladesh -- came to Adler's aid, and the group began physically and verbally assaulting him, Hellerstein said.

"A Muslim-American saved us when our own people were on the train and didn't do anything," Adler said.

[ cf Muslim helps Jews attacked on New York subway ]
HELLO!!!!!

Do these foreigners think that we are still winning the war in Iran to restore judaism there???

Of course not!!!!

Is this a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn baby moses????

How Ridiculous!!!!

Everyone knows that this a Christian Nation, for White Christian Americans, by White Christian Americans, and the divine rights that can only be found in the tumultuous and tuborous Ivory White Throbbing Holy Horn of the Unicorn Baby Jesus!!!!

Clearly those who do not belong in our white christian america should be sent back to their godless heathen lands where they will be scourged by the divine will!!!!

Anything less and you are stabbing our valiant fighting forces in the back with your Godless America Bashing!
yellow_elephant

More Brutal Persecution Of White Christian America!!!

WOW!!! talk about the obviously unamerica:
First, let’s cover the painting itself. It was created by Lars Justinen of the Justinen Creative Group, having been commissioned by Heavenly Sanctuary to publicize their conferences on the character of God. It shows various people with great influence in the world (l-to-r: German Chancellor Angela Merkel; Tony Blair, England; Kofi A. Annan, UN; Osama bin Laden; George Bush; Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh; and Jiang Zemin, former president of China) seated in a line with Jesus kneeling before them, washing the feet of Kofi Annan.
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Sorry, I aint that kind of Christian. My Jesus would use nunchucks on Osama bin Laden. Or maybe rip his still beating heart out, Temple of Doom style.
Scientists have a saying when they encounter far-fetched theories based on wildly incorrect ideas; it’s referred to as being not even wrong. This is a good example. The listed author of that post, Dr. Rusty Shackleford, needs to spend less time with the exciting Hollywood action movies and more time with the relevant words of Jesus in the Bible. It doesn’t even matter which version, either; even the worst translations easily show that the person quoted above effectively denies Jesus’ teachings. Oh that’s right, most Christianity has nothing to do with Jesus’ teachings, does it? Herod could have succeeded in killing Jesus as a baby and, with the exception of what Pilate allowed to happen to Him, it’d not change Christian creeds by one single word. Christians simply don’t include Jesus’ actual ministry in their statements of what they believe.

[ cf How many Christians understand Jesus’ teachings? (emphasis mine to note that the author is citing a true true believer)]
Interesting....

Ever notice how they always attack the true beleivers who knows that jesus came with nun chucks and a killer death grip to slaughter the unbeleivers who are aligned with the evil types!!!! Ever notice how they want to emasculate jesus and act as if Jesus did not walk into the room with a machinegun in each hand spraying hot lead salvations to the devil worshiping unamericans who are not doing their part to keep our white christian america white, christian, and american....

One really has to wonder why these so called 'heavenly sanctuary types' have decided to so openly align themselves with the Satanic, I mean, do your homework here boys and girls, these folks have their roots in the canadian university system!!!! I mean what more clear and compelling proof is there that they are Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Canadianists who are trying to destory our white christian america....

If you have the time, see who the evil ones really are, and that we are SOOO glad their type is not allowed to vote in american elections to elect BushCheney2008 as is the True and Unarguable will of Divine Comedy!!!!
yellow_elephant

NO!!! YOU CAN NOT SAY THAT!!!!

In case no one has ever mentioned it, NO!!!!

NO!!!!!

NO!!!!

You can not say:
Do not tell me to write a check because you're swooning like the star football quarterback's prom date. I don't care.
[ cf s9: The Democrats Brought Their Show To My Neighborhood ]
ESPECIALLY in a political analysis, espeically one about the God Hating America Bashers who are stabbing our troops in the back with their UnAmericanism!!!!

One can only refer tto swooning prom dates with regards to the most glorious of glorious economic miracles that great leader is greatly leading every new day!!!

Ok, if you really think that the 'religious' thing is toothpaste that we will not be able to push back into the tube, and that we will need to be addressing, then EVEN MORE SO, one shouldnot be talking about swooning prom dates, irregardless of the fact that they may have been the defensive nose guard in drag....

I mean, think about it from our side? I mean we have to live with
whatever shrieking howler monkey the Republicans nominate
( op cit)
Since the RINO's are clearly not doing their Patriotic Duty to support the President to support the troops so there is a bad chance they will not be voting BushCheney2008, as the bible clearly mandates that they must.
yellow_elephant

What if the Community Does Come Out Of The Closet???

Sit down you freaking drag queens, this is not THAT community!!! A h/t to the right sorts for their patriotic pitch to The Revolt of the Spooks where the central question is, what if there is a problem with keeping the players down on the playnTaTion....

Amongst the really ugly question folks really may want to start seriously thinking about is whether or not it is just finally time to end the whole fiasco of the so called intelligence community.....

It is clear that the usefulness of 'the best and the brightest' has come and left the building. Since a president can just as easily make up the booga-booga they want to use as the reason to be afraid of TheyThemThoseFolks, there is no reason to play act that this came from anything other than the same sort of super duper marketting spiel that uses 'swooning prom date' as a part of their political analysis....

This solution would allow the fine folks in the US Congress to offer the simpler get out of jail free card, wherein they simply stop funding the project in exchange for folks who may or may not have engaged in any criminal conduct, will simply be personally responsible for their voluntary control of their issues..... just like congress has been so calling for voluntary control of all of the other urges, from global warming problems, pollution problems, hiring illegal alien problems, allowing sexual predator at internet service providers.... It would just have the added advantage of removing the government sanction, AND the cost to the ax payers, who have clearly been paying for 'intelligence products' that no one in the government wants or is using.

This would SOOOO help americans get through that painful part of the process where they have to deal with the very unpleasant prospects that there were actually laws in place that made war crimes war crimanal without needing to have any extra special sauce sprinkled over the top.... That we as americans have allowed this fiasco to keep on going on our watch.... well maybe the simple compromise of closing it all down and moving on will help americans work out some of the simply ugly bits.

At the very least congress could then mandate that it would fund a national intelligence community, if and when there was some clear and compelling sign that there was an actual need for them....

Until then we can leave the government to make up their own booga booga tales based upon totally stoner moments, without having to bill the tax payers for their little party problematic practices!!!!
yellow_elephant

We Win!!!!

ah yes..... things are just getting tastey out there:
Via Kieran Healy, a university professor tells a wee tale:
I have now received three (3) student papers that discuss Iraq's attack on the Twin Towers on 9/11. All three papers mention it as an aside to another point. I've had two papers on the virtue of forgiveness that argue that if we had just forgiven Iraq for the 9/11 attacks, we wouldn't be at war right now. I just read a paper on the problem of evil which asked why God allowed "the Iraq's" to attack us on 9/11.

The thing that upsets me most here is that the the students don't just believe that that Iraq was behind 9/11. This is a big fact in their minds, that leaps out at them, whenever they think about the state of the world.
Mission accomplished!

[ cf "WE CREATE OUR OWN REALITY ]
Cited In:
This is about the most depressing thing I've ever read. Worse, I don't know who to blame (well, save Bush and Cheney). I often hear folks cite the American people's enduring belief that Saddam Hussein personally piloted a 747 into the North Tower on 9/11 as a media failure, but save collectively deciding on a week where every magazine would emblazon its cover with "YOU! DUMBASS! SADDAM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!" it's not really clear to me what the media could have done.
[ cf WHY DID GOD LET "THE IRAQ'S" ATTACK US ON 9/11? ]
Why not think for a moment?

It was because of the Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Canadianist Zombies....

Now to get more folks to vote BushCheney2008....
yellow_elephant

What Moral Clarity????

HELLO!!! HELLO!!!!

We are in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unicorn baby jesus!!!! This is not the time to be bogging down our military experts with legal quandaries that are really complex and difficult!!!:
Remember that? it seems like only yesterday we were being told that our foreign policy had been distilled to a distinct, black and white battle between good 'n evul.
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During a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on “The Legal Rights of Guantanamo Detainees” this morning, Brigadier General Thomas W. Hartmann, the legal adviser at Guantanamo Bay, repeatedly refused to call the hypothetical waterboarding of an American pilot by the Iranian military torture. “I’m not equipped to answer that question,” said Hartmann.
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GRAHAM: You mean you’re not equipped to give a legal opinion as to whether or not Iranian military waterboarding, secret security agents waterboarding downed airmen is a violation of the Geneva Convention?

HARTMANN: I am not prepared to answer that question, Senator.
It's obvious to me that that because the administration has clearly committed war crimes, they have to take the Alberto Gonzales position that the Geneva Conventions are quaint artifacts of an earlier time and simply abrogate them altogether.
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This Air Force General, a legal advisor for Guantanamo, is unwilling to say that waterboarding an American airman is illegal under the Geneva Conventions. That means that the new policy of the United States is that waterboarding is a-ok.

[ cf Moral Clarity ]
Ouch...

Well it's not like Water Bording is GAY or anything....