December 5th, 2007

yellow_elephant

Return of the List of 57 Suspects in the Puzzle Palace...

.... and the evil liberal media meatPuppets who love them:
The latest National Intelligence Estimate on Iran was the final factor in a military equation that now appears to guarantee that there will be no war with Iran during the Bush administration. It meshes with the views of the operational types at the Pentagon, who have steadfastly resisted the march to war led by some Administration hawks. The anti-war group was composed of Defense Secretary Robert Gates; Admiral Michael Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs; and Admiral William Fallon, who oversees the U.S. forces that would have had to wage that war. In recent months, all have pushed back privately and publicly, on the wisdom of going to war with Tehran. Indeed, the Pentagon's intelligence units were instrumental in forming the NIE's conclusions.
[ cf Why the Pentagon Is Happy about the NIE (emphasis mine) ]
Holy Abbie Hoffman levitating the Pentagon from beyond the grave....

An Anti-War Group in the war department????

Clearly there can be no argument that this is the time for more americans to vote BushCheney2008 before the Iranian Flying Saucers come back...
yellow_elephant

Americans Retain Divine Rights

Hey kids, we agree that the biblically literal interpretation of the unborn baby jesus makes it clear that the US Government retains the rights to detain and use for what ever purpose whom ever the divine will dictates that they need to retain for what ever reason.
AMERICA has told Britain that it can “kidnap” British citizens if they are wanted for crimes in the United States.

A senior lawyer for the American government has told the Court of Appeal in London that kidnapping foreign citizens is permissible under American law because the US Supreme Court has sanctioned it.

The admission will alarm the British business community after the case of the so-called NatWest Three, bankers who were extradited to America on fraud charges. More than a dozen other British executives, including senior managers at British Airways and BAE Systems, are under investigation by the US authorities and could face criminal charges in America.

Until now it was commonly assumed that US law permitted kidnapping only in the “extraordinary rendition” of terrorist suspects.

[ cf US says it has right to kidnap British citizens ]
I mean what next?

Whyney Liberal Whiners whining that they did not understand that the government can detain anyone, including americans, because they are included in the anyone, and so they can render them renditiously as required by the desire of the divine willi!!!

Are YOU doing YOUR PART to support BushCheney2008?

Or are you in league with satan?

{ hey kids, what was the year with the US Courts ruled that we have the divine right to take anyone for any reason???? }
yellow_elephant

WOW, some are more sub-prime than others...

In an article this week that examined the troubles brewing in Citigroup’s mortgage business, the Wall Street Journal focused on Natalie Brandon, a 51 year old married woman from Granada Hills, CA, who is currently unable to make the payments on her $625,000 adjustable rate home loan from Citigroup, despite the fact that the rate will not even reset higher until June of next year. Amazingly, the Journal reported that Mrs. Brandon bought the house in 1985 for just $105,000, but had chosen to refinance five times over the past seven years, borrowing more than $500,000 and spending every single penny. While this may be an extreme example of American profligacy, it is by no means unique. Unfortunately this type of behavior typifies everything that is wrong with the modern American economy.

Had this homeowner behaved responsibly, as was typical for Americans of prior generations, her current monthly mortgage payments would likely be close to $600 and the remaining balance on her loan would be about $40,000. In eight more years she would have owned her home free and clear, and would likely be on track for early retirement. Instead, after 22 years of making mortgage payments, she is now $625,000 in debt. The article stated that she had recently tried to refinance into a 6%, forty year, fixed-rate mortgage, but it fell through. Even if she had qualified, she would have been obligated to make monthly mortgage payments of close to $4,000 until she was in her nineties.

[ cf The End of Consumer Credit as we know it ]
Blink?

No, Seriously, BLINK???
yellow_elephant

Oh My GOD! It is National Sixties Nostalgia Time, again...

oh dear:
Whenever a presidential candidate decides to give a speech about religious faith, he is taking his political career into his own hands.
[ cf Is This Romney's Kennedy Moment? ]
Hum....

Americans voted against nixon before they voted for nixon, after they saw what sort of horror the evils of the papist onslaught against our white christian america had done, by bringing the sixties into everyone's living room, in colour!!!!

So should we allow the EVIL LIBERALS to stab our troops in the back again with one more failure to suppor the Great Leader and become totally co-opted by an unbeliever!!!!

So are YOU voting BushCheney2008 or are you in bed with the satanists making war on our white christian americanism because you so want a better draft deferment than god gave you...
yellow_elephant

More SurgeTascial SurgeTasticalisms

WOW!!! Hey kids, check this out, not since the last round of the rounding out of the rules to rule that there will be rules that will rule about rulingness:
The move to tighten oversight of private contractors follows an incident last September in which guards from the Blackwater company providing security for a U.S. diplomatic convoy fired on Iraqi civilians killing 17 people.
...
State Department spokesman Tom Casey says the new system is designed to increase communication between State Department security agents, the U.S. military, Iraqi security forces and private contractors.

[ cf US State, Defense Departments Tighten Rules for Security Contractors in Iraq ]
OOOOOOH, tastey, and culturally sensitive....

why who knows they may even think seriously about a clearn and compelling set of hankerchief signals so that they can better understand which set of urges and needs, need to be urgently needfulled!!!

Yeah!!! and then we can have all sorts of Transactional Analysis sessions about how to understand the other communication issues that are so critical in an effective relationship. Then who knows, there may even be a chance to move in together, and see if they are in some way more compatible. You know, understand if they can work it out in a common space with a common set of goals and initiatives.

Then, maybe, even, a formal announcement that they are engaged....

Maybe even start looking at patterns for silverware and dishes....

IT'S SO TOUCHING!!!!

Why who knows, maybe we can even get Dr Phil Laura WHOMEVER to do some sort of pre-marriage counselling guidelines for young military forces with uncontrollable urges and needs.