October 28th, 2007

yellow_elephant

Speaking Of Unamericanists

Over at the MojoWire we have a really long take Let There Be SLACK! which does a long quote of They Thought They Were Free: The Germans, 1933-45 as an ideologically aligned preface to citing Sit Down For The Constitution and the write up over at Taking It To the Streets: By Naomi Wolf; who just happned to have written the new book The End of America: A Letter of Warning to a Young Patriot....

Hum... if the first phase of any insurgency is to discredit and deligitimize the government, and the constitutional basis for that goverment, could it be that America, the land that brought you Stagflation, under Nixon, that economic crisis that could not happen, has once again stepped up to the plate and delivered the unexpected, a Government based upon the Politics of Deligitimizing Itself as the initial phase of the Insurgency to overthrow itself.

Now, yes, in any other place on Planet Earth it might be considiered a TAD ABSURD to think in those terms, but this is America!!! The land of the NeoConClownCarCrew and the various leaps of religious faith into the post-surrealist world, where, well, the best way to end the american way of life is to gain control of the government and then completely disestablish it as a viable idea!!!!

So that it becomes more and more acceptable to need a 'rescue' or 'intervention' to protect us from such evil liberal thoughts as the reign of law, and the rule of sulf government....

Ah yes, if only they would have been at least more politely american, and made this a musical.... We could all be doing the big musical dance number spectacular!!!

So maybe the alternative is that we start working on how to start dancing in the streets, before we have to start making a musical out of Street Fighting Man...
yellow_elephant

Just Say NO!!! To Really Bad Drugs...

"Jason knows everybody," said Yohn, who is director of adult ministries of Fellowship Community Church in Centennial.

"When I had no clue about something, I'd call him up and his big line was, 'I have a buddy.' "

He had a buddy in Air Force Special Ops, who provided recently declassified battle scenes from Afghanistan.

He also has a buddy in the Secret Service, a buddy with the Denver Police Department bomb squad and one with Denver's homicide division.

Elam also had a former college teammate who is a former Muslim, and knows another former Muslim from Iran now living in Texas.

He got more background for his book when he visited the Gaza Strip last year and got caught in a shootout.

And a trip to Istanbul, Turkey, this offseason to do missionary work provided even more insight.

So what is Monday Night Jihad?

"What I was hoping to do, and think I pulled off, was contrast Christianity with radical Islam and moderate Islam," Elam said.

And he purposely avoids demonizing anybody.

"If Osama bin Laden himself were to pick up this book and read it, I'd want him to say, 'Yeah, that's why I do what I do. That's how I justify, how I reconcile, that's what I believe.'

"I'm really trying to take people into the mind of this person as best I could and really show the why; not just what they believe, but the why."

[ cf Elam reflecting on a different chapter in his life (emphasis mine) ]
Why can't we all just be friends...

what the flying fnck by our most amused ronebofh who is trying to understand why we have football players writing novels with his pastor....

But let's ask the other part of the party here, gosh kids, what sort of Modern seXular Humanist would want to stay so unamericanly 'Neutral' as to not Demonize the Evil Liberals who are the reason that God has brought up the IslamoFascists as the Scurge of God to punish america for it's apostasy...

Well yes folks, we really need to get the hot new fresh stories about the hot new fresh stuff, you know, what really happened in the Pat Tillman MURDER CASE and how, well, gosh, yes, he was a singleton fatality in a non-combat event sequence, because, well he didn't believe in Jesus!!! As the One True And Only Savior who will be able to save our troops...

You see, this way folks will understand that under christianity, when we kill you because we Love Jesus, it's not like we hate you or anything, but that we want to send you to Heaven Sooner so that you can know the Love Of Jesus, and why we have to keep on Bombing To Win, because, well gosh guys, in a time of needing more man power to fight the Hun, the most important thing is to write a book...

Ah yes, the stoney moments of Life.....

Is there any better reason NOT to go for that Rocky Mountain High, when, well, one could be on the front line, becoming the Next Pat Tillman, as a heroic figure cut down in the Holy Crusades by demonic Forces Of Darkness...

But seriously, given the numbers of the 'left behind series' I mean think about what sort of cash cow one can create with a whole new Christianist Football Playing War Heroes from the comfort of the rear areas!!! What more american way of life to Punish the Unbelievers....

Why Gosh Kids, why not a Christian Punisher Graphic Novel Series.....
yellow_elephant

Go forward strategy....

Right, there are three basic options I see Open:
  • Accept the Horror Of It All, and open drieuxidia as a 503(c)1 tax exempt Religious Experience
  • Embrace The HORROR, and open drieuxidia as a Not For Profit Political Action Committee to keep ReWinning the BushCheney2008 Campaign, and making sure that everyone understands that they have to buy our neat t-shirts, coffee cups, and the like, OR THE TERRORISTS WIN!
  • Open Up drieuxidia as a means by which we can have a boring dull pedantic academic environment to debate the classical canonical issues of Politics, Philosophy and Economics, in both the actual historical context, as well as the neuvo SlipStreamed verions that would have been the history, had it be the actual historical. Wherein we help defray the costs with a line of trendy neat novelty items at priced to move values. As well as a modicum of viable adverts>
Granted we might not want to opt in to any of that and will just want to go on as we have always, because only by keeping on keeping on will be be able to continue the Success Of Victory, and the Victory of Success....
yellow_elephant

They, Are EVIL!!!

by way of bingo over at the Exploding Ardvark, we arrive at the Snoopes Insight:
The Golden Compass, a fantasy film starring Nicole Kidman that is scheduled to be released into theaters on 7 December 2007, has been drawing fire from concerned Christians. The film is based on Northern Lights (released in the U.S. as The Golden Compass), the first offering in Phillip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy of children's books, a series that follows the adventures of a streetwise girl who travels through multiple worlds populated by witches, armor-plated bears, and sinister ecclesiastical assassins to defeat the oppressive forces of a senile God.
[ cf The Golden Compass ]
Well, there you have it, the more than obviously clearly compelling explanation why Jesus has sent Glenn Beck to burn down Southern California, because the God Hating America Bashers have been evil!!!

Clearly now more than ever americans MUST support BushCheney2008, or the Terrorists WIN!!!