October 25th, 2007

yellow_elephant

So many folks are so losing the bet....

Meet Max the elephant. He proudly sports his
Republican colors with the official
Republican National Committee logo.

Max is only available for a limited-time to our most loyal supporters like you and is sure to be snapped up quickly. Bring Max home as a gift for your favorite Republican, child or grandchild, or to display in your own office.

( email sent out over the signature
Robert M. "Mike" Duncan
Chairman, Republican National Committee )
WOW....

We are in the middle of so many interesting issues, Global Climate CHANGE, Peak Oil, a failed Radical Environmental Terrorist Policy of Restoring The Wetlands To Iran^Hn^hn^HN^Hq, as well as issues with other nations in the region. Economic fiascoisms, the growing collapse of the US Dollar, the fiasco of the freaking mindNumbing Asset Bubble in Housing Market, the death of the middle class ( the backbone of the old school tie Republican Party, and a principle reason why the demonic democrats wanted to bloat out the middle class with plebian masses, washed and unwashed ) and other minor technical issues....

And these FruitBATS are pimping me plush toys????

Hello!!! How About The Prez in a Soft Plush Elephant Suit!!! Now that would convince me that the wankers were so past their hatred of nancy pelosi as their sole party policy!!!
yellow_elephant

Well The God Hating America Bashers Have Gone Wonky...

  1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

  2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

  3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

  4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

  5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

  6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

  7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

  8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

  9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

  10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

( found at Top 10 Reasons Gay Marriage is UnAmerican
How Shocking!!!

Just shocking that there is still any discussion about gay marriage now that it is so clear that Jesus burned up SoCal because they are all Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Canadianists who have put the stench of demonism up the nose of Glenn Beck, and hence why there can be but one reason to bong_hitz_4_jesus until the canadianists gicven up their demonic sinful ways...