October 23rd, 2007

yellow_elephant

Who Didn't Know???

I mean, hello, so what about:
J.K. Rowling made the announcement in front of a group of young fans in New York that Harry Potter elder character, Albus Dumbledore, was gay. Rowling revealed that Dumbledore's partner was Gellert Grindelwald who is briefly mentioned in the books.
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Laura Mallory, who wants a ban on Harry Potter books said, "The kids are being introduced to a cult and witchcraft practices," adding, "A homosexual lifestyle is a harmful one. That's proven, medically."

[ cf Harry Potter author, J.K. Rowling, says Dumbledore was gay. (emphasis mine) ]
Go Team Venture!!!

The moment that people move into Demonic God Hating America Bashing, it is a well known, and well established medical fact that they are actually Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Canadinanists, and must be stopped in our life tyme...

Clearly can there be any doubt that we MUST win against Canada NOW???

Think of the children...

And the NEEDS of Total Victory Against All Monsters in a Time of Transferring the Tax Liability Unto The Unborn!
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And the quid pro quo is....

Yes Boys AND girlPerKins:
Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki says his country is shutting down the offices of the Kurdistan Workers' Party, or PKK, and will not allow the group to operate in Iraq.

In a statement, Mr. Maliki said the group is a terrorist organization. He said Baghdad will do everything it can to halt the PKK's activities which are threatening Iraq and Turkey.
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Babacan said Turkey prefers to deal with the PKK through diplomatic measures. He rejected a truce offer from the rebels, saying cease-fires are possible between states but not with terrorist organizations.

[ cf Iraq to Close Offices of PKK, Stop Group From Operating in Iraq ( emphasis mine) ]
See How Quickly WE CRUSHED those terrorist cells!!!

Ok, so we can kiss the hope of the Turkish admitting that the GENOCIDE of Armenians was, well, Genocidal. But at least we have the entree for total victory as Victorious....

Given as the Iranian Revoluionary Guard is a well know "terrorist clique", clearly america can not back down, and will have to keep on marching forward to total victory in Iran, since as noted above, there can be no cease-fire with terrorist organizations.

All HAIL Total Victory For The Victorious!!!
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Must Get Another Congressional Sanction...

Are YOU shocked that the radical left wing extremists are well, left wing extremists:
The Iraq war may be funded largely with Uncle Sam's borrowed cash, but don't think American consumers will escape without taking a hit in the wallet.

From steeper mortgage payments to higher fuel prices, the cost of the war is already starting to sink in.

And while the burden on the nation's overall economy is currently fairly small, the longer term effects of redirected investment and restricted borders could hurt the country's competitiveness.

The nation has spent $415 billion in Iraq and another $190 billion since 2001 fighting the "war on terror," which includes the fighting in Afghanistan, according to a recent report from the Congressional Budget Office, Congress' nonpartisan research arm.

That number could grow substantially. The CBO estimated in August that the total could hit $1 trillion by 2013 and that's if nearly two-thirds of the 210,000 troops now deployed are brought home.

[ cf Iraq war's creeping costs ]
wow, and to think that at one time the pro-war camp and their neoConBedFellows were pooh poohing the mere $200+ BILLION that the then Chief of the OKW told congress it would take...

Oh well, thank god it's not like any of the pro-war camp and their neoConBedFellows were that engaged in the process of play acting like they cared....

Which makes one wonder, what exactly, if it is not for the mere amusement of the prez, are the tax payers being asked to foot this bill to allow the comedic types, like hanoiAnnie Coulter, to do their little funnies?

Uh, would this be a bad time for those so called alledged social conservatives to remind me again about why Jesus always opposed the use of war bonds as means to provide a sound fiscal basis for that war like activity...
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Digby Does not understand two critical ThingiePoohs

I was SHOCKED!!! Shocked I say to see her get confused with
Doesn't Zakaria realize that today's enemies are the strongest, most evil threats the world has ever known? Stalin and Mao were a couple of girlymen compared to Ahmadinejad. And Hitler was nothing but a big baby compared to bin Laden. That's why we need the gargantuan, turgid, throbbing rhetoric of giants like Rudy Giuliani to save us from these monsters. Doesn't he understand that they are coming to kill us all in our beds any minute and we will have to run for our lives unless the Republicans protect us?
[ cf War Of The Worlds (emphasis mine)]
I mean that is so painfully annoying a Gefaux!!! When anyone knows that it should be
Humongously Gargantuam Throbbing and Tumultuous Turgid Tubor Of Truthineff That Manifests The MANLY Male Masculine Machismo
but of course some PerKin just do not care about traditional family values and the important issues of our day as the radical left winger skeep trying to feminize our society with mere factualisms.... Then she offers up
It's almost as if the reason they hated" the totalitarians was because they could get away with doing what these guys could only fantasize about. It wasn't hatred at all, actually. It was ency.

But this is no longer an academic exercise, is it? Aside from the torture and black sites and detention without habeas (as if that's not enough) they've also been busily laying the legal groundwork for an authoritarian regime at home. It only awaits the next "crisis" for them to fully implement.

[ cf Serious Consequences ]
as if the restoration of the extra super secret special powers that the Founding Fathers enshrined in the super duper seriously secret special codical to the constitution that allows for these sorts of zel miller laser death ray eye powers to be invoked in a time of facing the horrors of liberalism....

The real problem is that most americans accept that it is so over for the republic, and we must move on to the Glorious American Empire, or the Iranian Flying Saucers will return.... Or far worse, the actual economic impact of a globalized free market system would leave america with little excuse why it's federation credits were in any way a repository of any sort of value outside of nostalgia...

Clearly it IS time that we accept that there is no other solution than to allow the President and his Posse to let loose their Inner Stalinism, or we will have to face the grim tragedies of the economic collapse. I mean, everyone really loves Joe, and the whole Cult Of Personality Thing....

So get the Fur Caps out and, well, those I Love Joe Mustaches... which will be probably more important for the non-malePerkIn to show their true loyalty to Great Leader!!!

Anything LESS and the terrorists win...
yellow_elephant

Get Your schadenfreude on...

As the Evil Liberal summarized:
1991 news: Evil right-wing billionaire Richard Mellon Scaife marries Southern Belle.

1992-2000: Scaife hires flying attack monkeys to sniff at Bill Clinton's gentleman's area for signs of peccadillos.

2006 news: Said Southern Belle hires a detective who catches Scaife in the act with another woman.

Good: She wants a divorce.

Better: The battle is vicious.

Best: There was no pre-nup.
Read the fun at Low Road to Splitsville: Right-Wing Publisher's Breakup Is Super-Rich In Tawdry Details and you too may get:
I now have a six-foot schadenfreude stiffie with an oozing chancre of train-wreck voyeurism on the very tip.
But let us be honest, the more enjoybale moment will be when we do all of those Evil Liberals who voted/supported the impeachment of a president while congress had given him authorization to do as he wilst with Iraq....

You know, to support the troops....
yellow_elephant

Quite An Interesting Take On Carbon Neutral...

I big H/t to madmerle for An interesting take on carbon offsetting - since it is a fabulous catch and a great piece of glorious mirth with a good reason behind it.

What folks seem to forget about the intial interest in 'carbon credits' and with it the whole process of having a 'carbon exchange' was to expose the COSTS of polluting, and with it the hope that this would provide the more obvious body of data to the major 'single source' producers. That way was engaged in trying to use the various obvious economic tools that come with market exchange systems.

The good natured bash on that helps folks look at what has come of the process.

The good news remains, that while our species may not survive the transition, there is nothing to say that the next evolutionary filler of the vacuum will do better...
yellow_elephant

Is YAF an Iranian Flying Saucer Korp Front Organization?

I know, and you know, that YOU TOO have hand your concerns that something was clearly not Kosher about the whole Young Americans for Freedom (the alledged) and their, well strange kultic activity, but we really do have to wonder about this bit:
I salute you for continuing this YAF tradition by inviting Nick Griffin to speak. Your bound to get a lot of criticism for it. The politically correct will no doubt rail against Griffin for referring to the Holocaust as the "Holohoax." And there will be others who will condemn him for writing The Mindbenders, his seminal work on Jewish control of the British media.
[ cf A Yellow Elephant's War Against The Jews ]
Yes boys and girls, the very same SIN of doubting the existence of the Holocaust that is the Party Line amongst the Iranianists and their Fellow Travellors and stooges who are bent upon the Destruction of our White Christian America!!!!

Now MORE THAN EVER we must get a congressional act denouncing these Puppets of Iran, who, as unregistered foreign agents of a Terrorist Nation are by their very existence Stabbing Our Troops In The Back with their Godless Unamerican Iranianst Filth!!!
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Draft Dodger To Mandate War Policies???

Oh MY FOD!!!! What is a patriotic All American to do with:
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on Tuesday ordered tougher oversight of private guards in Iraq, including tighter rules on the use of force, following deadly shootings involving U.S. security contractor Blackwater.

The State Department said other measures included improved training and clearer rules of engagement, better coordination with the U.S. military as well as cultural sensitivity training for guards and more Arabic speakers.

[ cf Rice to boost oversight of contractors in Iraq ]
let me get this straight here.

Some draft dodging college whiner hippie puke who hid in college and OPPOSE THE WAR IN VIETNAM ( citation ) is now going to be issuing Orders to the Third Most Important Military units in the world - the blackwater army still ranks behind the Karl Rove Armoured Flying Saucer Korp, and the their concommittant prayer warrior support teams, as well as the Fighting 101st Keyboardists, and their concommitant prayer warrior support teams, but cleary are way out in front of those Welfare Queens in the US Military, who were unable to get into one of the preferred and prestigious militaries.

So HOW EVER can the TRUE HOLY WARRIORS live knowing that the Radical Left Wing Extremists Stab The Troops In The Back types are imposing their radical left wing agenda on the war, and the Holy Warriors!!!