October 3rd, 2007

yellow_elephant

Stop Literacy In Our Generation, Or The Terrorists Win...

WOW!!! Clear Channel, the fine folks who understood the danger of the Dixie Chicks show that it really was merely mindless blind partisan politics, and had dick all to do with any of the traditional free market motivations:
The company that syndicates Rush Limbaugh's radio program defended the talk-show host Wednesday over his controversial "phony soldiers" remark, saying it's "unfair" to assume the comment was directed at combat troops opposing the Iraq war.
[ cf Clear Channel defends Limbaugh after 'phony soldiers' remark ]
Except of course when we put Rush's Comments back into the actual context of what he was actually saying....

God!!! Not since the hey days of the Komsomol Radio Stations working for the advancement of the Communist Party have we seen such slaven devotion to Stalinism!!!

So remember boys and girls, if you school teachers are not supporting Great Leader, it is time to turn them into the state security apparatus, where they can be re-educated to love Great Leader....
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Magenta is the New Columbia....

Recently my friend madmerle what color is the new pink???!?, and so as a public service, allow me to make perfectly clear, that Magenta is the New Columbia, and that time is fleeting, madness takes it's toll, But listen closely, not for very much longer, I've got to keep control....

Yes boys and girls - it really does drive you insane....

But that is really OK, because Dr. Franken-W Knows what you really NEED!!! and in just seven days, he can make you a Man!!!!
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Stop Literacy In Our Generation, Or The Terrorists Win, again...

Sixteen years have passed since Clarence Thomas joined the Supreme Court, but his remarkable, awful and bizarre confirmation hearing may still be better known than anything he has said or done since.
[ cf Anger Still Fresh in Clarence Thomas' Memoir ]
EVIL LIBERALS!!!!

EVIL LIBERALS AND THEIR EVIL LIBERAL REALITY BASED COMMUNITY!!!

Clearly as long as the evil liberal media keeps writing one liners like the above, that save on needing to read anything more, we can, well, gosh, I guess thank them for the Total Victory in the War On Literacy....

Then we could just move on to more happier thoughts about how the history should have been, rather than wasting time having to rehash how it had been...
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That Kyle-Lieberman Ammendment

Show of hands, isn't it like totally redundant to say that the president would need to be afforded any additional powers to do what ever the president felt was worth doing? A position that has been in place since the First Clinton Administration when congress authorized him to do as he wilst!!!

As such, can anyone doubt that we are at this very moment MORE winning the war on Iran than at any time in our history, since to say anything less is to stab our troops in the back... and that can at times be a bad thing to do, especially if you are not on the state security apparachniki list of approved party flunkies for stabbing our troops in the back for stricktly domestic consumption.

And while we are at it, would this be a bad time to talk about how Formerly Hitlary, in one of her speaches before here RadFemiSurfNazi's, was, well, you know, CODEWORDS for kapitulation to the Iranianists, and gosh, you know, you really shouldn't google that sort of stuff, since, well it seems that basically the left and the right hate her for being a manifestation of Satan...

Anyway, the simpler idea had been that we could of course believe the true believers, and hence, that the dip in the numerological numbers that were numerical coming out of Iraq^Hn^Hq were not driven by internal issues, but by the CodeWords of Satan Herself negotiating the Kapitulation of the troops to the demonic forces of those Other folks...

Either way, the numbers remain numerical!!! And that can only be because we are more winning In Iran than at any time since the Iranian Flying Saucers Attacked!!! and anything less, and the Satanists win!!!
yellow_elephant

It was Probably the Impacted Pineal Gland....

I mean, duh
Summary: Responding to criticism of his "phony soldiers" comments, Rush Limbaugh again asserted that he had been referring to multiple military imposters -- including Jesse MacBeth -- rather than service members or former service members with whom he disagrees. Limbaugh described MacBeth as "the man I was referring to and others like him as 'phony soldiers.' " But immediately after the controversy erupted over his comments, Limbaugh twice claimed that he was "talking about one soldier with that 'phony soldier' comment, Jesse MacBeth."
[ cf Limbaugh offering inconsistent explanations for "phony soldiers" comment ]
Hum....

We've so been through this before...

So why doesn't Rush Support Jesse MacBeth just because MacBeth got convicted of defrauding the VA for play acting as a war hero - gosh, that really should be something that Rush can empathise with.

Or is Rush multiplying the singularity here, or singularizing the multiplicity???

Or is the real majik, the great money shot
As the blog Crooks and Liars noted, during his September 28 broadcast, Limbaugh also expanded the group of "phony soldiers" to include Vietnam veteran Rep. John P. Murtha (D-PA) and Pvt. Scott Thomas Beauchamp, who is currently serving in Iraq.
[ (op cit) ]
Hey hammering on Murtha for being a Prick is one thing, but cranking on him as a phoney soldier, well, gosh Rush, what is the issue you keep trying to avoid here Homey???

Is your whole PTSD crisis from all of those combat missions with the Karl Rove Armoured Flying Saucer Corp finally catching up with you too???

Ah yes, what if we could just get rush a stand up gig in baghdad, outside of the green bunker line... you know, out where there are no Majik Protectors from the black water army....