September 12th, 2007

yellow_elephant

Why We Must STOP Off Shoring The Torture Industry!!!

Just Think!!! if it were not for the massive governmental excess regulation of the torture industry, offshoring all of the good torture jobs to Damn Ferrigners, Nice Folks would be able to get in on the big dollar Buziness of torturing folks who may or may not be the persons we meant to torture
Some of the six suspects accused in the imprisonment and torture of a young black woman have extensive criminal histories, West Virginia court records show.
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"I have some familiarity with all those individuals," Logan County, West Virginia, Prosecutor Brian Abraham told The Associated Press, which said a study of records revealed a total of 108 criminal charges against the six since 1991.

In this case, Frankie Brewster, 49, the woman who owns the mobile home in Big Creek, West Virginia, was charged with kidnapping, sexual assault, malicious wounding and giving false information during a felony investigation, AP reported.

[ cf Report: Torture suspects familiar to prosecutors ]
Oh My GOD!!!!

Not since Tom "no retreat, no surrender' DeLay was deprived of his chance to be a great war hero on the ground in IraqVietnaIran because the Liberals were giving away all the good jobs to minorities, have we been so unfortunate as to learn of this sort of Emotionally Traumatizing deprivement of a livelyhood by excess governmental regulation.

Makes one wonder why it is that this Prosecutor is Preventing Folks from finding out who knows what about the Iranian Flying Saucer Crisis...

Are YOU doing YOUR part to help privatize zombie hunting...
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No ReTreat No Surrender....

Clearly WE MUST GO ON WINNING!!!!

Or the Zombies Will Come After Everyone's Daughter
With the dollar slipping to an all-time low against the euro, currency strategists say the greenback is not likely to rebound anytime soon.

After hovering near record lows against the euro in recent weeks, the dollar quietly slipped to a new low of $1.3914 early Wednesday, passing the previous record set in July.

[ cf No relief in sight for battered dollar ]
Are YOU doing your part to help the world UNDERSTAND that we all support the One True And Only Holy Trilogy of WarPresident, WarCzar and Praetor Petreaus, without whom the cosmos would be flooded with Space Alien Zombies buying up land in our neighborhoods and driving down the values below our current mortguage on it....

oh MY GOD!!!!!

Can there be any more clearer and compellinger PROOF that we must Privatize Zombie Hunting, to prevent the so called, "sub prime mortguage" crisis, which we all KNOW is Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppet Code Word for "we want our Gay HomoZeXual Zombie Pirate Canadianists to take your daughters and depress your property values!"

ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART TO STOP THE SPACE ALIEN ZOMBIE LAND GRAB????
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Why Does Time Hate Jesus????

The Caption on the photo is
Hiding behind the General. Bush has made Petraeus the arbiter of Iraq policy when it should be set by the President.
and the text is not much more help:
Petraeus may well be right—or maybe not. The nature of military leadership is congenital optimism; officers are trained to complete the mission, to refuse to countenance the possibility of failure. That focus is essential when you go to war, but it lacks perspective. That's why civilian leaders—the Commander in Chief—are there to set the mission, to change or abort it when necessary. The trouble is, George W. Bush's credibility on Iraq is nonexistent. And so he has placed David Petraeus, an excellent soldier, in a position way above his pay grade. He has made Petraeus not just the arbiter of Iraq strategy but also, by default, the man who sets U.S. policy for the entire so-called war on terrorism.
[ cf Hiding Behind the General ]
SHOCK! SHOCK!

It is as if Time Magazine does not accept the one true and only holy trilogy of WarPresident, WarCzar and Praetor Petraeus!!!

Besides in a time of transferring tax liabilities unto the unborn, does it really require that we hold to the old failed model in which there was a civilian government....

Are YOU doing your part to protect the One True And ONLY Holy Trilogy from the God Hating America Bashers, who can not accept the Divine Will in the new world order, and cling desperately to the failed liberal secular culture from before the Whole World Changed!!!

Long story short - in ten years, what will be the new excuse for why we have not privatized zombie hunting?
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Single Vehicle Fatality, without hostile fire....

Hum....

Oh, no, Honest, we really trust you guys. Really. No Seriously!!
Mora and co-author Sgt. Yance T. Gray, 26, of Ismay, Mont., died Monday when their truck veered off an elevated highway in western Baghdad and fell about 30 feet, the military said. The single-vehicle crash also wounded 11 other soldiers and a detainee.

The military made no mention of hostile fire. A call to an Army spokesman seeking comment Wednesday was not immediately returned.
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The Times piece, called "The War As We Saw It," expressed doubts about American gains in Iraq. "To believe that Americans, with an occupying force that long ago outlived its reluctant welcome, can win over a recalcitrant local population and win this counterinsurgency is far-fetched," the group wrote.

In the last line, the authors reaffirmed their commitment: "We need not talk about our morale. As committed soldiers, we will see this mission through."
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Another co-author, Staff Sgt. Jeremy Murphy, was shot in the head while the article was being written. The Army Ranger and reconnaissance team leader flown to a military hospital in the United States and expected to survive.

Mora and Gray, members of the 82nd Airborne Division, joined the military out of a sense of duty and selflessness, people who knew them said. Both were married and leave behind young daughters.

Mora, a permanent legal resident, received his citizenship papers two weeks ago and was waiting to be sworn as a U.S. citizen when his deployment ended in November.

[ cf 2 Soldiers Who Wrote Op-Ed Died in Iraq ]
These Things Happen....

Especially when you lose your faith in The One True Holy Trinity of WarPresident, WarCzar and Praetor Petraeus!

Can there be any doubt that besides more Tax Cuts we MUST have Privatization of Zombie Hunting!!! you do not want these Soldiers to have Died in Vain, without More Tax Cuts And Privatization of Zombie Hunting!!!

Seriously YOU DO SUPPORT Privatization of Zombie Hunting, or do YOU just Hate Our Troops???

You don't want them to have died in Vain!!! So Contact You Congressman and explain to HIM that we must have more tax cuts and privatization of zombie Hunting, you know, to make the deaths meaningful.