September 5th, 2007

yellow_elephant

Got Oopsies???

No, seriously, what sort of stoner would accidentally mistaken happen to fumble the whole NRP ( nuclear reliability programme ) and draw out not one, but the full six pack of ALCM Nuke war shots, then continue on to mistakenly load them on a B-52....

Or is this One More Clear And Compelling Ontological Proof of the Divine Comedy???

Hence establishing the Divinity of Dubya, as the clear and compelling Argument From Divine Comedy Demands!
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Is that a Calcium Sulfate Writing System On Your Shoulder?

Or are you just pleased to see me, and are not openly TERRORFRIED by the growing prospect that Religious Convictions will overthrow not only the Laws of Physics, but the general safety net that is generally afforded by having a gravity field keeping one firmly attached to the planet?

I was so amused that I not only made the massive Typo Bollock between Chalk and Chock ( eg wheel chock ) as a part of the ongoing clarification of why we should be MORE MASSIVELY PARANOID that religious intervention into the laws of physics by means of the miraculous, would mean that folks could be suddenly tossed about, when the laws are given up.... for strictly random religious reason....

What makes this a clear and compelling ontological proof of the existence of the Divine Comedy is that I even Googled IT, and found a navy.mil site that had the miss nomer for chalk and chain, vice the more traditionalist, "chock and chain", found at the other navy.mil site - but as I should have noted this is an SH-60B Seahawk wing nuts, off a DDG, attached to the NimNutz Carrier Battle Group...

Ah yes, what more clear and compelling Ontological Proof of the Existence Of Divine Comedy is needed to establish the Divinity Of Dubya, and hence that any of this Evil Liberal Wishy-Washy affectation of the so called 'laws of science' and hence their mythological attachment to Mere Gravity OVER THE DIVINE WILLL!!!!!

Yes boys and girls!!!! We Can SEE The Divine Will At Work...
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Why Does Senator Craig Hate Freedom???

Sen. Larry Craig sought the dismissal of a Senate ethics committee complaint on Wednesday and relayed word that he will resign his seat only if he fails to withdraw a guilty plea stemming from an airport men's room sex sting by Sept. 30.

"He said he is going to try and get the case in Minnesota dismissed," said Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, the Senate Republican leader, telling reporters he had heard from the Idaho lawmaker earlier in the day.

[ cf Craig Seeks Dismissal of Ethics Case ]
WOW!!!!

One has to wonder why it is that Senator Craig waited so long to finally decide that he had to fight the Persecution of Gays.... I mean why did he get the whole GOP behind getting him out of the Senate, and calling for a Senate Ethics Committee Investigation before revealing that Senator Craig had always been a RINO who was opposed to traditional family values....

What is the world coming from when these closeted types keep wanting to hide and have everyone else hide everything for them, until there is no place left to run, and then suddenly they want to have their day in court with a Simple Up Or Down Vote, rather than their own actual day in court when they tried for the plea bargain excuse...

Don't these RINO's Understand that we are in the MOST HOLIEST of crusades against ThoseTypes...
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Remember when the Peroxide Blonde Bomb Shell was an actress not a Plot line?

Three suspected Islamic terrorists from an al-Qaeda-influenced group nursing a "profound hatred of US citizens" were arrested on suspicion of plotting imminent, massive bomb attacks targeting Americans in Germany, prosecutors said yesterday.

The three men - two German converts to Islam and a Turkish citizen linked to a group based in Central Asia - had 700 kilograms of hydrogen peroxide, or enough to make a bomb with the explosive power of 550kg of TNT, prosecutors said.

"We were able to succeed in recognizing and preventing the most serious and massive bombings," said federal prosecutor Monika Harms, calling it "a good day for security in Germany."
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Officials said the hydrogen peroxide solution, stored in a hideout, easily could have been mixed with other additives to produce a powerful bomb.

The three suspects first came to the attention of authorities because they had been caught observing a US military facility in Hanau, near Frankfurt, at the end of 2006. Police were searching an Islamic information center in the town of Ulm in Baden-Wuerttemburg.

Prosecutors said three had undergone training at camps in Pakistan run by the Islamic Jihad Union and had formed a German cell of the al-Qaeda- influenced group. The Islamic Jihad Union is described as a Sunni Muslim group based in Central Asia that is an offshoot of the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan, an extremist group with origins in that country.

[ cf Germans `crack huge bomb plot' ( emphasis mine ) ]
Oh Me!!! Oh My!!!

I don't know which more freightening that these folks opted for the classic counter survaillance operation as a classical implementation of a counter-intelligence operation, without the need to pimp torture as the only way to stop the space aliens from PAKISTAN!

I mean who are they kidding, Pakistan is not Afghanistan^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Iraq, where we have always been winning against the Iranian Flying Sauce on the central front against all Zombies...
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Self Destructive Self Parody....

Ok, by way of xlerb (citing digbby) we get the scary news:
Saturday May 26th the VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK group attempted to host a hate rally to try to take advantage of the brutal murder of a white couple for media and recruitment purposes.

Unfortunately for them the 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block came and handed them their asses by making them appear like the asses they were.
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White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

[ cf White Flour! ]
and I foolishly counter blogged
You don't go to war with the clowns you want, you go to war with the clowns you have....

Oh dear, that IS national policy....
Oh my, it is soooo brutal, so harsh, the self referential terror is terrorising...
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Jack Bauer Loves America More Than YOU!!!!

The Military Times brings word of a screw-up in the United States Air Force that has already cost a squadron leader his command and sent shocked headlines around the Web.
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The good news: the plane did not embark on some rogue mission straight out of TV’s “24,” instead landing safely and without the intervention of Jack Bauer at Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana.

The bad news: the weapons were missing from Minot during the three-hour flight, and no alarms sounded.
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The military immediately sent alerts up the chain of command, including President Bush and Gen. Peter Pace , the chairman of the joint chiefs, Agence France Presse said.

And the Air Force launched an immediate investigation “to find the cause of the mistake and figure out how it could have been prevented,” the Military Times said. It evidently faulted the squadron commander, as a fairly damning quote — “the Air Force has lost all confidence in his ability to handle nuclear weapons” — suggests in an NBC News report.

[ cf Loose Nukes: Warheads in the Sky ]
Uh, now remind me again, why are we all presuming that this was NOT an episode of 24???

I mean, let's be serious here for a moment? We're suppose to believe that there were Nukes Randomly Wandering around, not merely for the flight time from Minot to Beale, but from the weapons repository to the combat aircraft....

All of which is clearly within a Jack Bauer moment, and would clearly justify him savagely torturing anyone who may or may not have been involved or known to any of the possible members of the Rouge Op....

Hum, did the Prez put down his reading about the exciting story of our friend the Billy Goat??? Or was he even less concerned that this might just have been one more Iranian Flying Saucer Attack, like on 09/11 when all of the whole world changed!!!!

But clearly boys and girls we all feel far safer than ever before because we know that Jack Bauer is willing to torture someone's little daughter in the hope that this will force someone to tell us where the nukes are....

Yeah!!! We RULE!!!!

Or is there something structurally wrong about hoping that leaving our national security in the hands of fictional TV characters may be systemically a gooder reason to privatize the Zombie Hunting Industry so that we can all sleep safer....