September 4th, 2007

yellow_elephant

Hey drieux, what is it with the chalks and chains???

It is so good to have to answer a new question.

The one fun part about having friends who have known me long enough that they no longer have to ask or wonder which is the Weapon, and why does one's ontological being Mean that one is walking around armed, as long as one is still alive....

But I guess wandering around with chalks and chains should require some minor Inquiry!
for the civilian parasites, and that does include civilian wannabe's who did not sail with the fleet, the number one entry at Google give us:Boatswain's Mate Seaman Marshall Loyson and Boatswain's Mate Seaman Chad Carganilla remove the chalks and chains... SO aren't you so glad that some of us are nice enough to help you out....
So yeah, I guess for JoeBobCivilianOrCivilianWannaBe, it might be a bit disconcerting to notice that one is in the Presence Of One Of God's Own Boys ( and you wondered where GOB came from now did you, marginally literate oxygen sucking life form).

So lets put our thinking caps on for a moment here HappyKampfrs. What do we really know about gravity that was not imposed by the Devil Worshipping God Hating America Bashing Defeatist Kapitulationists and their Evil Liberal Education Fellow Travellor!!! Which as you might imagine means that we fundamentally have very good patriotic reasons to TOTALLY DISBELIEVE that this idea of gravity can in any way rise to the notion of being as if it were a law.

Let us pause briefly here and look at Miracle which, as we all know means that God can at any moment intercede in the flow of these so called 'laws of nature' and change them to do what ever gets done. It should also be noticed, given the propensity for Satan and not to mention any number of djinn to also interrrupt the flow of the laws of nature for reasons of being bad entities in a natural state of war against The Divine Will, as revealed by the Clear And Compelling Argument From Intellligent Design.

Which leads me to the clear and compelling concern that since the insurance companies, and medical insurance in particular, are willing to exempt anything that could be an 'act of god', there is the obvious little problem, such as what happens the next time some Prophet Of God, or the Demonic Underling Of The Cloven Hooved Lord of the Burning Sulphours Pits of Cleveland, decides to make the Sun Stop. Granted, IF we buy into that whole liberal satanic myth that the earth rotates around the Sun, then, for the sun to stop moving that means that the rotation of planet EARTH is going to get stopped REALLY QUICKLY!!!!!

HELLO!!!! have you thought what that type of De-Acceleration would mean???

So IF one actually believes that the earth rotates around the Sun, then there is this CLEAR AND COMPELLING danger that at any moment some Religious Intervention could make us all go hurling up against the Windscreen of the Cosmic Big Blue Marble... And those of you who are not ready to chalk and chain your personal lifestyle management system to the best available lock down point, are going to get that rapid understanding about what Goest Through A Bugs mind when it encounters a moving car.....

Fortunately it is not like I am worry, because while I can tell folks I do not believe in Silicon Heaven, I mean, where would all of the calculators go when they die? That this will send most robotic and Cyborg systems into the full on Existential Despair that will destroy their Existence, it does not mean I actually Do Not Believe in Silicon Heaven. I mean, be serious, where would all of the Calculators go when they die???? So I can choose when it is more probable that I will need my chaulks and chains, or a caustic witicsim against a Killer Cyborg who is open to Existentilist Angst, and does not happen to have on hand a good solid dosage of Cyborg Prozac, it is not clear to me that the amatuers and CivilianWannaBe's, and their lap dog lackies, have the solid religious background to know when that time is RIGHT!!!

And thus the more important question, when one is out and about, is why more folks are putting us all at risk because they are not carrying Chalks And Chains with a ready plan to lock in quick when the Planertary Wide Fasten Your Assets To The BulkHead sign comes on, because one more of the Laws of Phsyics is being demonstrated to be little more than the Ideological Revisionism of the Defeatist Kapitulationist Cut And Runners who do not accept the Divine Will!!!! And WORSE YET want to have excessive governmental oversight of the Zombie Hunting Industry for strictly IDEOLOGICAL reasons.
yellow_elephant

Why Does Allan Sloan, of Forbes, Hate Freedom???

There will be lots of celebrating in Washington next month when the Treasury announces that the federal budget deficit for fiscal 2007, which ends Sept. 30, will have dropped to a mere $158 billion, give or take a few bucks.

That will be $90 billion below the reported 2006 deficit, and will be toasted by the White House and Treasury as a great accomplishment.

But I have a nasty little secret for you, folks. If you use realistic numbers rather than what I call WAAP -- Washington Accepted Accounting Principles -- the real federal deficit for the current fiscal year is more than 2 1/2 times the stated deficit.

[ cf Fuzzy Bush math ]
Hey Dude....

Uh, would this be a bad time for those of us back in 2000 who were noting that the numbers were totally nonsensical back then, were, uh, out in front of this back in the time before the whole world changed, and everyone decide that we needed to be "moreer at war than ever before" but that this did not mean that there was any good reason to go with say a War Bond Drive to help make sure that the current WhateverOnWhomever would lead to the sort of fiscal fiasco that the nation has helped itself into??? Ah yes, back in 2004 some of the folks who were starting to think about how absurd it was all getting were starting to admit that maybe it was so time to have raised the WarBonds that would be useful for funding the sort of CacaMaMe Scheme as the current effort to restore the wetlands in Iraq, because the nation is in a Time of Transferring The Tax Liabilities unto the unborn...

So when even Great Cut And Runner Defeatist Kapitulationists like Tom "the most important thing in a time of war is tax cuts" DeLay decided that his personal best solution was to, well, Cut And Run, while it was still possible so that he could Pimp His "No Retreat No Surrender" alternative to the "Left Behind" Apcalypso fantasy tale... shouldn't americans have come to the unpleasant reality that things were, well, just the same as they have been for so long....

At which point why not Embrace The Horror???

Why should folks be told that they should not sit on the Nuclear Weapon!!!! When it is all that can given them that chance to feeeeeeel the POWER between their legs???

Come On Allan Sloan, why DO YOU hate freedom????

Why are you opposing the President's Special Powers???
yellow_elephant

We HAVE ALWAYS been at war With East Asia!!!!

China's military has hacked into a computer network at the Pentagon in a reflection of its rising cyberwarfare capability, The Financial Times reported Tuesday, but China rejected the report as "groundless."Computer specialists with the People's Liberation Army (PLA) penetrated an unclassified network used by policy aides to US Defence Secretary Robert Gates in June, resulting in a weeklong shutdown of the system, said the report that quoted unnamed US officials.
[ cf Report: China's military hacked into Pentagon network - Summary ]
Can there be any Excuse NOW???

What more EVIDENCE do we need that we MUST Privatize Zombie Hunting NOW more than ever????

Can we seriously wait until the smoking gun is a Mushroom Cloud of Gay HomoZeXual Zombie Cyborg RedChiComRatBastard Pirate Canadianists, with NO ANCHOVIES!!!

That's RIGHT kids, we CLEARLY need to get Nick Danger, Third Eye on the case...
yellow_elephant

Why Does USnewAndWorld Report Hate Freedom?

The resignation of embattled U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was never a question of if but of when. So when Gonzales finally announced last week that he will leave the Justice Department, his departure offered a glimmer of hope that the beleaguered agency would at last have a chance to remake an image sullied by months of scandals.
...
"More than any individual policy, the Senate will be looking for a guarantee that the attorney general will serve justice rather than the president," says Jonathan Turley, a George Washington University law professor.

That guarantee could be hard to secure. Many of the possible replacements for Gonzales—Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, former Solicitor General Theodore Olson, and soon-to-be Acting Attorney General Paul Clement—are seen as loyal conservatives. And the White House may be unwilling to nominate someone who would break from some of the core tenets that made Gonzales so divisive: the use of executive power to justify practices like the National Security Agency's warrantless domestic wiretapping and limiting the rights of the detainees at the Guantánamo Bay naval base.

[ cf The Mess He Left Behind (emphasis mine) ]
I think they misspelled decisive, since clearly those Core VALUES are what were the decisive components of the Greatest Struggle Against Freedom to keep americans SAFE from the growing Zombie Threat!!!

Which is worse here???

The thought that AG AG's departure was in any way inevitable? that it became required due to some notion of some sort of scandal? Or that these Core White House Values were anything but the Divine Will???

The second tier of HORROR is the thought that these Defeatist Appeaser Cut And Runners would even think of transfering the Most Effective Homeland Security Secretary who has ever kept america free-erer than ever before from the threat of Iranian Flying Saucers, and all of the Zombie Fellow Travellors who are at this very moment circling the camp fires waiting for the first sign that the Most Defensive Defender was in any way willing to let down their Guard And Allow the Creatures Of The Night to go prowling through the burned out hulks of our white christian america shattered by the Psychic Onslaught!!!

I mean which do americans reallly want? This whole failed liberal law of man thing? which alienates america from the divine will and brings down the wrath of God and the retribution of the Divine for the Apostasy of the Evil Sinner Secularists and their God Hating Anti-Americanism.

Or do americans want to be safe from the growing threat of Zombies????

Clearly ALL TRUE AMERICANS want to Privatize Zombie Hunting to keep America American!!!!

Anything Less and the Zombies Win!!!!
yellow_elephant

And the Problem here is what again???

The United States Tuesday dismissed as a "total sham" the outline for a new Burmese constitution produced by a national convention assembled by the country's military government. The State Department says the results of the "illegitimate" convention do not represent the will of the Burmese people. VOA's David Gollust reports from the State Department.
[ cf US Rejects Burmese Constitution Process as 'Total Sham' (emphasis in original) ]
Ok....

Which is the punch line runner here????

The idea that there are countries that think it is cool to advocate that whole failed pre-911 liberal cult idea that countries should have a constitution as a basis of forming a government founded upon the consent of the governed.....

Or that there might be a problem with the legitimacy of such a document being constructed by a convention assembly formed by the Military Government?

Before folks get too pompous here - do americans really care all that much about the current piece of Kabuki Theatre we call the dance with the american constitution??? Or that americans would really be upset, if they lived in countries like Burma, where there is still an active and ongoing holy crusade against the very threat of Zombies who might still be at large in the country side....

Clearly as americans become more aware of the whole threat that Zombies are imposing on the planet world wide, then they too will understand that the real punch line here is that Burma has fallen upon the failed welfare state approach of leaving this matter to the Military rather than PRIVATIZING Zombie Hunting so that people can have all of the Zombie Free Life Style that they are personally willing to pay for....

Yes BOYS and girls I personally back our State Department HERE!!! Because of their Bold And Courageous Stand for the Privatization of Zombie Hunting - without which America might not be as American As EVER!!!! And far worse that foreign lands might want stay in their failed Pre-American way of life as some how External From the Americanized America that they could become if only they understood the TRUE DIVINE WILL that can only be truly manifested when we as a Nation FULLY back the Privatization of Zombie Hunting!!!!

This Bond New Initiative to liberate Burma from the welfare statist dogma of excessive Governmental Regulatory interference in the Market Place For Zombie Hunting is such a Bond and Refreshing Bright New Day In America For Americanism that we can only Marvel at it's Brilliant Brilliance!!!!

Can there be any doubt that all true americans MANDATE a clear and compelling call for Privatization of Zombie Hunting as is so clearly and compellingly called out here by our Bold And Brave Department of State!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!!!

For he has given us the first truly Zombie Free Administration!!!! And continues to Americanize America For Americanism!!!!!

Because HE has Electrolytes, they are what plants want....