August 29th, 2007

yellow_elephant

So WHAT do you have to know to be Franz Kafka????

I mean, here we are still hearing how Komrade Party Leader Craig never really understood that pleading guilty to the crime would be like as if a crime had happened....

Oh yeah!!! How Could I Have Forgotten!!!!!

In The NEW AND IMPROVED world, after the day the whole world changed, the relationship to being detained and being convicted has shifted.... So it is reasonable that he might have presumed that getting a Guilty Conviction meant that he would not be doing time in GitMo...

A reasonable mistake I guess...
yellow_elephant

Speaking of FM3-24

Has anyone else noticed that while the official Draft is leaking all over the net, it is a version that is clearly stamped as 'draft not implemented'.

Yet you can now buy the US Army/Marine CounterInsurgency Manual at any of the online places, and it is getting pimped on, well at least Jon Stewart, that Hot Bed Of Warmongering which recently had Komrade Party Leader Kristol explaining that the 2006 bi-election was a clear and compeling argument that americans were through supporting the failed military policies....

So...

Uh, gosh, is this really a clear and compelling argument that even the Government and the US Military supports the Clear and Compelling Argument to PRIVATIZE ZOMBIE HUNTING!!!

Ah yes.... the horror of life in our which ever what ever is the current mostist of them all...
yellow_elephant

Which Horse Is Racing Which RINO????

WOW!!!! Can we say that things are getting a tad Wonky Out There?
Summary: MSNBC's Keith Olbermann named Fox News host John Gibson the "winner" of his "Worst Person in the World" segment for claiming that Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton made "a deal with Al Qaeda" to "go easier" on terrorists if elected president.
[ cf Olbermann named Fox's Gibson "Worst Person" for claiming Clinton "makes a deal with Al Qaeda" ]
FreakaZoideDeLuxe!!!!

Uh, the flip side of that Psychosis is the unresolved proposition:
An Attack By Al Qaeda Would Be Good For The Republicans
WOW!!!

Or more accurately, HOW???

More americans would say that it was time to elect some one who was more committeed to randomly invading some country because it would make a great Mission Accomplished Disco Duck Dance??? Or because majikally we Republicans are better at winning Low Intensity Warfare Scenarios in their Classical Asymetrical Formation than the current collection of RINO Draft Dodger God Hating America Bashers?????

What if americans decided that it was time to stop making their morning coffee klatchen kultur Kampfen out of last nights Bong Water???

What if americans had to go beyond the mindless leaps into the freaking void as their daily religious devotional?
yellow_elephant

What If Komrade Party Leader Craig had been a Real Republican???

You know, like Gonzalaz, would Dubya have been affirming that the White House fully Backed comrade craig, or at least until they needed to put put the shiv in the back, like Gonzalaz....

I mean, well, gosh, now we are getting this:
Sen. Larry Craig's ``I'm not gay'' declaration met with disdain Wednesday from gay activists, many of whom knew for nearly a year - long before his recent arrest - of allegations that the conservative Idaho Republican solicited sex from men in public bathrooms.
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In Washington, some of Craig's fellow Republican congressmen began calling for his resignation, terming his conduct inappropriate. The White House expressed disappointment in the case while avoiding a statement of support for Craig.

[ cf Gays Scornful of Senator's Statement ]
Or...

Oh Me, Oh MY!!! could this be the big massive coming out of the Closet Moment for Dubya and his posse...
yellow_elephant

Tucker Calrson, TinkerBell Or Gay Basher???

Ah, the sheer amusement factor keeps rotating as the folks who once were clear about why we had to be more protected from the Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Canadianist Voodoo Zombie Wombats.... are all trying to make sure that folks are clearer about which is their position....
CARLSON: Let me be clear, Dan. I am not gay. I have never been gay. I overreacted and made a poor decision.

SCARBOROUGH: And you love your -- you love your wife, Tucker. Let me just say for the record, I am not gay, either.

CARLSON: I mean, let me -- let me put it this way. Whether he's gay or not actually is not our business, and I do think it's indefensible that the newspaper in Idaho spent a year interviewing 300 people to answer the question: Is he gay? That's none of your business. Having sex in a public men's room is outrageous. It's also really common. I've been bothered in men's rooms. I think people who do --
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CARLSON: -- people should knock that off. I'm not anti-gay in the slightest, but that's really common, and the gay rights groups ought to disavow that kind of crap because, you know, that actually does bother people who didn't ask for being bothered. So, yeah, I think it's outrageous that he did that, and also this specter of him getting up there and blaming other people is so Clintonian. You know, if he just said, "I'm not going to talk about it," that'd be one thing --

[ cf Re-airing Abrams/Carlson segment, MSNBC left out part where Carlson admitted assault ]
Ah yes...

It's one thing to advocate bashing folks heads in, before saying that one should never be held accountable for what one does or says, because those Clintons were Clintons....

Ah yes...

Thank GOD Tucker was always so clear on which of his various positions on the private lives of american citizens he was always committed to supporting.... Who knows, he may even some day be able to work out which of them is the most likely currently operable....

Or he might just need to invite Jon Stewart back onto his show...

Why who knows, some day Tucker Carlson may actually work out whether he stomped the shit out of some pervert, or was Tucker in there pitching??? Or was he catching??? Or which IS that not-so-clinton position that he is taking this time.... Or is that the really scary part here, he's a bit concerned that since clinton is alledged to be a known heterosexual, that, well, if Tucker is so, uh, anti-clinton, uh, is he gay enough??? And hence that is why he has always been so clear about why it is that persons private lives should be private....