August 27th, 2007

yellow_elephant

AG AG Resigns?

WHAT?????

How can there be so many defeatist cut and runner Appeaser Kapitulationists unwilling to support the president to support the troops!!!! AND that in a time of transferring the Tax Liabilities Unto the Unborn!!!

Where is the support and commitment? Where is the High Moral Standards that come with having the Divine Will Whispered Into His Colon???

How ever could this happen???
IFS

Those Iranian Flying Saucers that Ravaged Vietnam...

Or More Reasons to Privatize Zombbie Hunting
If it is true, as the philosopher George Santayana famously put it, that those who forget history are condemned to repeat it, what is the likely fate of those who think history means whatever they say it means?

The question comes to mind courtesy of that noted philosopher, President Bush.

For more than four years, the president and his various surrogates have made a point of saying that the war in Iraq has nothing in common with America's experience with the Vietnam War. Last week, the president abruptly performed a rhetorical about-face.
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Numerous historians promptly disputed Bush's view that a precipitous withdrawal of American troops from Vietnam led to the slaughter of millions in Southeast Asia. Numerous analysts took issue with the soundness of his reasoning about the nature of the enemy in Iraq. Numerous journalists -- and video humorist Jon Stewart -- made hay from the president's repeated assertions in past years that there are no parallels to be drawn between Iraq and Vietnam.

[ cf Editorial: Is Vietnam like Iraq? If the president says so ...
On display once again: Bush's tendency to define reality as whatever he says it is ]
SHOCKING!!!

How can these God Hating America Bashers seek to brutally stab our valiant fighting forces in the back simply because they are unwilling to support the President into which ever reality he believes is the reality he is in!!!

Clearly when all americans remember how Viciously And Brutally those Iranian Flying Saucers attacked america, and that if it had not been for the President's Personal Courage to write the software, and deliver it to the mother ship, that those Iranian Flying Saucers would still be rampaging over the world to this very day!!!! We can only hope that when Caesar Patreus delivers the Annual 09/11 state of the most glorious of all possible Military Victories that is the most victorious of all Glories that are So Gloriously Military, that all americans will stand together supporting the President in his most Holy Crusade against the Iranian Flying Saucers!!!!

Then too will americans remember how ravenously the Iranian Flying Saucers Rampaged and Ravaged our most glorious peace time ally Vietnam, with the Scary, Scary, Scary Death Weapons of Barbarella!!!!

Then Americans will understand that only by Privatizing Zombie Hunting will their futures be kept safe from the ever growing threat of Iranian Flying Saucers landing Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Canadianists Zombies in a star bucks near them....

Yes, americans, only by percieving the same reality that the President occasionally encounters will americans know how FRIGHTENING the thought of losing America to Americans and American Law would actually be.
yellow_elephant

Why DOES the wall street Journal Hate Freedom???

In contrast to President Bush's dark comparison between Iraq and the bloody aftermath of the Vietnam War last week, there is another, comforting version of the Vietnam analogy that's gained currency among policy makers and pundits. It goes something like this:

After that last helicopter took off from the U.S. embassy in Saigon 32 years ago, the nasty strategic consequences then predicted did not in fact materialize. The "dominoes" did not fall, the Russians and Chinese did not take over, and America remained No. 1 in Southeast Asia and in the world.

But alas, cut-and-run from Iraq will not have the same serendipitous aftermath, because Iraq is not at all like Vietnam.

[ cf If Iraq Falls ]
SHOCKING!!!!

How can such radical left wing extremist god hating america bashers brutally stab our valiant fighting forces in the back merely to Suck Up to Murdoch and friends from the Faux News Hour???

ah yes.... the sheer amusement that these God Hating America Bashers have opened up their Knight of the Long Knives, in goose step with Billy Kristol of the the American StandardtenFueher, and are all seeking to make it one happy high colonic cleansing as they shoot across the room from their former fabled great leader....

Ah yes.... the arguments by analogy from history would have been a lovely talking point, but in the context of having trampled history under foot as merely the fodder for the plebian masses. I fear that they have shot off most everything below their waistes....
yellow_elephant

Stop The Vindictive Repression of Zombie Hunting!!!

Yes, do you want to leave your Personal Safety in the Hands of Brutally Vindictive Flunkies of Excess Governmental Regulation?
Roll Call reports today that Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID) was arrested in June at a Minnesota airport for “lewd conduct” in a men’s public restroom. On Aug. 8, he pleaded guilty to “misdemeanor disorderly conduct. He “paid more than $500 in fines and fees, and a 10-day jail sentence was stayed. He also was given one year of probation.”
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update: Larry Craig called Bill Clinton “a bad boy, a naughty boy” in 1999.

[ cf Sen. Larry Craig arrested, pleads guilty. ]
Oh Mien Gott Im Himmel....

What happened to the innocent until proven guilty approach to maintaining that the whole 'he said, she said' defense would still be a defense, rather than simply going to the plead guilty and hope no one knows....

Ah yes..... clearly we must Privatize Zombie Hunting so that americans will be safe from these sorts of Excess governmental over regulation....

Anything Less And The Iranian Flying Saucers Will Return!!!
yellow_elephant

Why we need zombie hunters in the private sector....

I think everyone has noticed the complete fumble fest of the current administrations playing at Holy Crusading, rather than getting serious about the need to radically deal with excess population. May I recommend for those who have not yet read it Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed may I suggest that it REALLY is time to get on with that program.

One of the unpleasant end game strategies that he plays is the map comparison between the Ecological Problem Areas, and the Failed or Failing Nation States. Not a nice fit for such problems - but far worse, an unpleasant warning that as they fail, they will start taking down the states around them.

But if the twin daemons of this problem are "population growth" and "increase in consumption per capita", there is the really unpleasant coffee break moment out there - what do we do when THEY really do want to live like the rest of us???? Or if THEY decide that they can no longer tolerate obesity in america while children around the planet are starving???

Will americans have the intestinal fortitude to send in the american military to turn those people back? And more importantly, to take the Fight To The Enemy!!!! Where we can start down sizing the consumption per capita, AND the population, of nation states that have failed, or may soon fail, or need to be culled so as to offer up Lebensraum for our overseas allies who have need to quarter their auxillary troops some place....

No, clearly if we have learned anything in the last seven years of failed rhetorical posturing, the Great War Heroes of the fighting 101st Keyboardists are not the 'go to guys' when it comes time to shut down the manufacturing of the bodies that are used to create "suicide bombers".....

So why not start the process now? We start by working out how to gracefully prepare americans for the need to protect ourselves from the Zombies, and that only by Destroying the Mothers of Zombies will we be able to get out in front of the Zombie Wars!!!!! It is not like we are actually killing Mothers, it is more like we are incapacitating the industrial capacity to create Zombies in a low tech infrastructural setting.

We can all understand that this is NOT about intentionally creating collateral damage - since these ARE the primary targets!!!!! Without Mothers, Terrorists^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Zombies will not be created!!! It's about utilizing the Full Capacity of Modern Zombie Hunting as dictated by the Omniscience and Wisdom of an all knowing and all seeing Free Market System....

Clearly as we clear out the infested areas, then those who might have tried to invade america as illegal workers will be able to resettle in the newly decontaminated areas, and find useful work supporting the cleansing of the surrounding infested areas!!!! Think how much happier these people will be, freed from the stress and strain of being smuggled across the border into modern high technology societies where they will feel socially alienated and unable to adapt to the Glow Warmth And Happiness of the Brave New World!!!!

But in the new resettlement zones, where they can directly support the mission of Decontaminating, they know that their willingness to be productive and useful members of the new society will help them advance one step closer to the chance of being allowed to move up the ladder of resettlement zones. Besides, they will be with their own people, at least the decontaminated ones, and will be allowed to retain their own cultural heritage and traditions, as long as those remain a positive and uplifting part of supporting the struggle against the infected ones....

Yes, these are not the sorts of solutions that one wants to leave in the hands of the typical governmental flunky who has merely been a part of some welfare state regime, and has no actual training in the modern art of decontamination and resettlement. Clearly ONLY by Privatizing Zombie Hunting will we open up the Market to the fresh free flow of new and innovative ways to embark upon decontamination and resettlement of the survivors; for their own good.

So are you doing your part????

Or are you on the side of Terrorists^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Zombies