August 21st, 2007

yellow_elephant

The Most Surgiest Surge, EVER!!!

Well it could be that the Surfiest Surge Report is in, or it could be that the americans are calling for Regime Change in Iraq....

It is so hard to make sure why it is that the Dennis Kucinich keeps trying to steal his ideas from the NeoCons who have NEVER supported the Radical Extreme Leftist Enviromental Extremist Policies of the TreeHuggerInChief!!!! I mean can anyone PROOVE that any NeoCon ever actually advocated the sort of failed liberal nation building klintonesta policy that the current administration has been wasting national blood and treasurer to impose for mere ideological doctrinaire reasons!!!!

So those Liberals had better just shut up and stop stealing everything they know from the NeoCons!!!!

Thank GOD that no one has to worry about what is really in the SurgeIsGreat Report - since well, we can not critise the american policy, because of course, as we keep learning, the americans do not have a policy, and do not want to have a policy, since if they had a policy, then the Terrorists Would Know....

So the only thing left is to keep on Praying that GOD will protect us from the Gay HomoZexual Canadian Zombie Pirate Ferrign Devils - anything less and the Iranian Flying Saucers will Return....

Yes boys and girls, the most importantist Surfiest Surge Role is no longer the failed liberal agenda of the Fighting 101st Keyboardists, and their failed liberal nation building agenda, but the Truthier and More Surfiest Of Surfings, the Holy Prayer Warriors who are at this very moment PRAYING FOR GOD's PROTECTION from the persecution by the current regimes radical extremism....

So if you want to do your Part Become a Holy Prayer Warrior!!! Surge the Surge that has to be Surged...
yellow_elephant

Fox News Looks Through The Time Warp, again....

What is your Favorite Colour?
WOW!!! Fox news is reporting that everyone accepts that the Surfiest Surge Reports, remember the ones that come out in September, which on Planet Earth, is still in 'next month' - and not yet the current time, has already indicated how great the glorious military victories that have occurred....

WOW Dudes...

Remember when everyone was waiting for Cesaer Patreus, The Proconsul of All Great Greatnesses, who has the Standard of the Senate and carries before his army the Holy Icons of the Divinity of Dubya, as dictated by the Argument of Intelligent Design!!!! All Hail Patreus!!!! Conguering Hero!!! Champion of Champion!!! Keeper of the True Seal of the Patorean Guard!!!!

Ah yes, but now that we have tomorrow reality today, we no longer need to hear from the Great War Hero, the living embodiment of Laurence Olivier, Keeper of the Most Holy Acting Talents!!! For Low the Crowd has already heard the worlds of the Heralds as they will be have been spoken!!!

Thus it is that all know that the future past will look forward to the new and improveder world ordering.

Since HOW can anyone argue against the Divinity of Dubya, even if Fox News no longer considers him the living manifestation of the War God!!!
yellow_elephant

Should the CIA stay outside of the Directorate Of The VP?

I just love the line
Gen. Michael V. Hayden, the C.I.A. director, just released a public summary of the agency’s internal post-mortem on its performance before the Sept. 11 attacks.
[ cf Accountability in C.I.A.’s 9/11 Report ]
ah yes....

The no one really is at fault, but of course, the guy that the president gave the medal of freedom to, for having done such a great job gets hammered....

Clearly we should either roll the CIA back up into the VP's Directorate of Safety And Coolneff, or he should finally admit that they are also planning to finally roll up the DOD and the CIA into the new and improved republican guards....

Could the real problem be that the CIA News Release is still mistakenly talking about dealing with 'terrorism' rather than supporting the new and improved efforts to market zombie hunting abroad.... You know, giving up on the failed welfare statism, for the new and improved deregulated market in Zombie Hunting!!!!

Don't YOU just want to go on a Zombie Hunting Safari today???

Why not take your whole Prayer Circle on one really Big Combination Zombie Hunting Safari and Prayer Warrioring for the Really Cool Things that you can also pick up on the global market...
yellow_elephant

UnHoly Black Robed Judicial Tyrants Gone Wild....

A federal appeals court upheld former Gov. George Ryan's racketeering and fraud conviction Tuesday and refused to grant him a new trial in the biggest political scandal to rock Illinois in decades.

Attorneys on both sides were left trying to determine if the 73-year-old former governor, once the state's most powerful Republican, would now have to report to prison immediately.

[ cf Former governor's corruption conviction stands ]
But will the President pardon him???

Will the Patriotic Prayer Warriors Warrier Prayers for Him???

What will save america from this growing threat that the Radical Left Wing Extremists wish to raise the mere laws of mortal men above the Divine Will!!!

Can this be anything MORE than the sort of Ongoing Persecution of White Christian America by the Radical Extremists Pro-Al-Qaeda Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Canadianists...