August 7th, 2007

yellow_elephant

Britain Falls To Godless Heathenist American Bashing...

he families of five former UK residents being held in Guantanamo Bay welcomed the Government's decision to request their release and urged ministers to move quickly to bring them home.

Foreign Secretary David Miliband has written to US secretary of State Condoleezza Rice asking that the men be freed from the US detention centre in Cuba.
...
The move represents a change from the Government's previous position of maintaining they were not obliged to seek the release of Guantanamo inmates who were British residents but did not hold British citizenship.

The lawyer representing the men, who have all been held for over five years, hailed the move as a "huge step in the right direction" and said pursuing an ethical foreign policy would help protect the UK against terrorism.

[ cf Guantanamo releases call welcomed ]
Suprise, Suprise, Suprise Jethro....

Them Their Godless Unamerican Brits have come out of the closet as Pro-Terrorists God Hating America Bashers who do not support the Argument From Intelligent Design and wish to impose their Gay Marriage Only Pirate Canadianist Zombie Agenda on our White Christian America...
yellow_elephant

Putting The Host Settings On THE Short Bus...

Why yes, we did.... One of the problems with having the DIRE NEED for short names to use while at the same time actually putting the real code where it belongs is the need to have the sort of work arounds that allow them to work and play well with others.... Well GOSH... why not have
package YourGrp::ShortBus;
# so we have a package space to find in ../lib/YourGrp/ShortBus.pm

package YourGrp::HostSettings;
use YourGrp::Obj::Store::Singleton::HostSettings;
our @ISA ( YourGrp::Obj::Store::Singleton::HostSettings );

package YourGrp::SmellyBartFast;
use YourGrp::Obj::Store::Singleton:: Slartibartfast;
our @ISA ( YourGrp::Obj::Store::Singleton:: Slartibartfast );
....
1;
and GOSH, then there is ONE FUNKY File at the top where EVERYONE has the same Mistaken Reality Space... and all is GOOD....

Ah yes, the scary of cleaning up the correct inheritence trees, and yes, there is Skank in that other tree that those other modules were the heirs to... but they have been rescued....

Ok, so this has also FORCED UP some FUGGLY about some loops in the who is doing the 'use YourGrp::Util' which has TOTALLY gone OFF the FREAKING RES with the Cruft that is aggregated into a module that is the Moral Equivolent of
If we had the time to do an an actual Data Model Analysis, then gosh we would find an appropriate place to put this piece of Festoring Stuff... BUT....
Ah yes, for those Halcyon days....
yellow_elephant

What IF Hitlary Comes To Power????

Hey kids, I know that most of the Formerly NeoConClownCarCrew, and their Bed Wetting Fellow Travelors are all clear and convinced that if the President Does IT, then clearly IT IS LEGAL!!!!

I mean, gosh, golly, ghee whiz, you know that new law about how the President is the Final Arbitor of whom is, and whom is not, an American Citizen PROTECTED under american law from the Unwarrented Intrusioin into their lives. What if there were americans old enough to remember a time before the WHOLE WORLD CHANGED when it was considered CRIMINAL for the AMERICAN GOVERNMENT to engage in illegal wire tapping, and illegall activities against american citizens....

Oh Dear, gosh, golly, Ghee Whiz, do americans REALLY want to let the Dubya make the choices about which americans should still be afforded American Constitutional Protection??? Remember the DANGEROUS SUBTEXT HERE is that Dubya MAY decide that he does not Accept the Doctrine Of Intelligent Design, and MAY STAND DOWN, having finished his Mission Accomplished Dance For The Last Time!!! Which would mean that some other President would come to power, such as, GOSH, GOLLY, GEE WILLIKAERS, what if Hitlary and her Rad Femi Surf Nazi Deluxes were to take over the Powers Of Dubya!!! Would we trust her with the authority of which americans could be interned for what ever reason Pissed Her Off This TIme????

So golly Gee Whillakers Kiddies, what if we thought about the Powers afforded to a Divine Directorate Of State Great Leadership not merely in the transient temporality that the Prez might take up the Struggle to be the FIRST EVER American President For Life, AND The Most Important War President Ever Afforded the Powers of the WarLordInChief - assuming that presidents decide to step out from behind the power of the new Shogunate and the Glorious WarCzar....

Hum.....

Hum....

I hate to keep reminding the NeoConClownCarCrew, but we have been waving the Spectrum of the Evil Hitlary coming to power, and all of the NeoConClownCarCrew were so optomistic that some how the President For Life Thing was so clear and compelling that there was no reason to even consider any other persons in government but the WarPresident and his personal Pratorean Guard.....

Well Gosh, Golly, Gee Whiz.... What if it is time to try to start worrying what the Evil Hitlary and her Rad Femi Surf Nazi's might do, not as comedy, a la HanoiAnnie Coulter and her comedic fashion stylings calling for the murdering of Americans, but as a Real Live Hitlary, the Woman Scorned, who wants to be the Most Mommovich in the Greatest Comrade Mommovichery!!!!