July 31st, 2007

yellow_elephant

The Total March To Total Victory Is Totally Victorious!!!

Federal agents searched the home of Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, on Monday, focusing on records related to his relationship with an oil-field services contractor jailed in a public-corruption investigation, a law-enforcement official said.

Stevens, 83, is under scrutiny for a 2000 renovation project that more than doubled the size of his home in Girdwood, an exclusive ski-resort area 40 miles from Anchorage. The project was overseen by Bill Allen, a contractor who has pleaded guilty to bribing Alaska state legislators.

[ cf Feds raid Stevens' Alaska home ]
Like Totally Dude....

Ah yes, those once Halcyon Days when
Fed's Raid ...
was normally reserved for Dope Dealers, Mob Boses, Political Dissidents, Terrorists, Environmentalists, Liberals, Trade Unionists....

You know, the Scum of the Universe...

Clearly if the Fed's have fallen upon such hard times as to worry about mere trivial governmental corruption, then, gosh kids, can there be any doubt but that we are Valiantly and Victoriously Virtuously Vectoring toward Vegan 6 as our Galaxtic War Against All Monsters Everywhere Gets Ever more Viciously Victorious with Versilitude And Vermillion!!!
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Britain Embarks On Demonic Assault On White Christian America!!!

How else can one explain
Brown announced that "Afghanistan is the front line against terrorism" -- contradicting Bush's frequent claim that Iraq is the "central front" in that battle. While Bush spoke passionately of terrorists as "evil," Brown spoke of terrorism as "a crime." Where Bush described their meetings as "casual" and "relaxed," Brown found them to be "full and frank" -- diplomatic code for tough.

For domestic political reasons, Brown had to prove that he was not, as one of his ministers put it, "joined together at the hip" with Bush the way predecessor Tony Blair was. Others in Brown's government have criticized Bush's "unilateralist" ways and even his use of the phrase "war on terror." London's Daily Telegraph reported over the weekend that Brown "won't be U.S. poodle" -- a reference to Blair's fatal devotion to Bush.

[ cf More Bulldog Than Poodle ]
SHOCK!!! SHOCK!!!!

HORROR!!! HORROR!!!!

Can americans allow this sort of God Hating America Bashing to go on before we Must Bomb Canada to stop the Gay HomoZeXual Marriage Only Pirate Zombie Canadianists who clearly have their special mind control weapons trained on this Alledged Head of Britain!!!!!

Clearly ONLY when Britain is willing to accept the clear and compelling argument from Intelligent Design and have decided to Accept Dubya as their Personal Lord And Savior can they feel free from the growing threat of Iranian Flying Saucers that must clearly be arising as Kapitulationsist Cut And Runner Appeasers wlike this so called Mr. Brown are bringing down on their Nation with his Godless Apostasy!!!!!
yellow_elephant

Co-Workers say the darnest things....

Coworker_A says:
drieux, you just ranted, and did not use a single word from a known human language...
Coworker_B says:
And the worst part is that you actually understood what he meant....
Communication, the ability to export meaning in an unmistakable manner....

And next week:
Every Stack Frame Is Sacred....
yellow_elephant

and we get our honor back how again???

one of those fugglies one needs to ask, from time to time, when we have to deal with:
The U.S. Army on Tuesday officially censured a retired three-star general for lying about the 2004 friendly fire death of Army Ranger and former football star Pat Tillman in Afghanistan.

In what officials described as an unprecedented case, the Army also reprimanded to six other officers, including three other generals, for errors up and down the chain of command. But Army officials said there was no evidence of a deliberate cover-up by the military.
...
The Army singled out for blame retired Lt. Gen. Philip Kensinger, who was head of Army Special Operations Command, saying he deceived investigators, made false statements and failed in his duty to inform the Tillman family about the nature of the soldier's death.
...
But Geren said he chose not to pursue the more severe punishment of a court martial against Kensinger.

The other generals each received a "memorandum of concern" about errors they made, including a mistaken belief that information about the Tillman case should be kept secret.

[ cf Army censures general over Tillman case ( emphasis mine ) ]
Ah yes....

Once upon lying to a brother officer was considered a really serious social faux paux - now, now it is merely a paper work schuffle event...

What if the nation had been at war? And this level of misconduct had occurred in a time of war....

Would it have been that difficult to find our way to the section of the UCMJ about, oh, say, Conduct Unbecoming of an Officer!!! and the obligatory dump down to Private and the BigChickenDinner.... or are we suppose to understand that in a time of transferring the tax libabilities unto the unborn, this is a time when anything goes, because, well gosh.....

THOSE GAY HOMOZEXUAL PIRATE CANADIANIST ZOMBIES!!!!

Yeah that's the Ticket!!! The complete Moral Collapse brought about by the whole world changing on 09/11 and then allowing those evil doing evil doers into the military... yeah, that's the ticket....

It's the Clintons!!!! The fact that Ronald Reagan Got Divorced!!!!

yeah that's the real culpurit.... Those Damn Liberals!!!
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get the 411 on the hot new bling bling in BuzzPhrases

The New Buzz is:
Child Maltreatment
as in
A U.S. Army-sponsored study finds that children of enlisted soldiers are more likely to be abused or neglected when a parent is deployed to a combat zone.

The findings point to the need for more support services at home, the study authors said.

"The practical implication is that child maltreatment incidents are much more likely to occur during soldier deployments than during other times, and this really underlines the necessity of formal and informal support for parents who are going through this," said Deborah A. Gibbs, lead author of the study and a senior analyst with the Children and Families Program at RTI International in Research Triangle Park, N.C. "Our findings really put a number on the extent of the problem and suggest the areas in which supports are most necessary."

The study is published in the Aug. 1 issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association, a theme issue on violence and human rights.

[ cf Child Maltreatment Rises in Homes of Soldiers Sent to War ]
Hum....

Remind me again why it is that the Pro-War Crowd is still sitting on it's face here in the rear with the beer???

What exactly is it that gets them all rock hard about being more at war than ever before....

Or is that whole pro-life stance, well, a bit flacid in the breach....

What if there were greater needs than mere bumper sticker rhetoric can back up???
yellow_elephant

The HORROR of radical left wing Extremist Media Meat Puppets...

Wow, scope this Religious Moment in the Most Holiest of Holy Crusades of the Kultur Kampf:
In the end, then, it seems that money triumphed after all.

The ideological objections posed by many of the Bancroft family to a Wall Street Journal owned by Rupert Murdoch couldn't win over the economic realities.

[ cf A punishing battle for the Wall Street Journal ]
well that should serve notice on the whole of the Radical Left Wing Extremist Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppettry!!!!!

They can either abandon their Radical Left Wing Agenda, and face economic reality, or they will be the next Rupert Murdoch Made For TV Reality Based Showing....

Ah yes, how peaceful the world is now that there are no more dangerous ideologs running around espousing those evil Left Wing Extremisms as the Wall Street Journal was so well known for in it's bomb hurling Anarcho-Syndicalist days of being the rag of choice for the dope smoking God Hating America Bashers....

But we are in a Most Holiest Of Holy Crusades, and these things are bound to happen...