July 25th, 2007


UnHoly Iranian Flying Saucer Attack On Our White Christian America!!!! ( and else wheres as well )

Were YOU Shocked to learn that not ONLY had the Iranian Flying saucers attacked San Francisco - causing power outages, but had also attacked Barcelona!!!! (here) BUT DO THE EVIL Liberal MEDIA MEAT PUPPETS ever pause to connect the dots and then report on the Awful truth that the Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets are all Defeatist Cut and Runner Appeasers who are the Dupes of the Evil Iranian Flying Saucers!!!!

It is Just SOOO SHOCKING!!!! How else could such co-ordinated attacks have occured in two different nations at two different times as a part of the cover up on the attacks in Dallas!!!! This CLEARLY SHOWS the high degree of co-ordination that could only come from Iranian Flying Saucer High Space Command!!!!

Clearly NOW!!! More than Ever BEFORE!!!! We must begin the Blood Sacrifices of the Unbelievers, who do not accept the clear and compelling argument from Intelligent Design, for they are the Unquestioning Cause for the Iranian Flying Saucers to Come Down AND PUNISH US!!!!

Kill The Unbelievers!!!! Or the Iranian Flying Saucers Will Return!!!!

Anything Less and the Terrorists WIN!!!

Anything Less and the Gay HomoZexual Zombie al-Qaeda Cyborg Piloting Iranian Flying Saucer PIRATE CANADIANISTS will want to date your daughter and buy homes in your neighborhood!!!!


Police MisUse????

New York Senate Majority Leader Joseph Bruno said he may call for a legislative probe to determine whether aides to Governor Eliot Spitzer broke the law in their efforts to use the state police to damage him politically, and whether the governor knew about it.

``This is not going to go away, not going to get swept under a rug, until we know the truth,'' Bruno said at a Saratoga Springs news conference this morning. ``How much did the governor know?''

A 53-page report released July 23 by Democratic Attorney General Andrew Cuomo found that aides to the governor improperly pressed state police to compile records on Bruno's use of state aircraft, and planned to use that information for media articles critical of the senator. The report said the aides lied about why the information was being gathered, saying they were responding to a Freedom of Information Law request.

[ cf New York's Bruno May Call for Probe of Spitzer Police Misuse ]

Why it is just SHOCKING to think that anyone would even SUGGEST that there were any way that one could misuse Police in a time of Transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn!!!! and that while our valiant fighting forces are ever more glorious every day in some new way!!!! Don't these evil liberal media meat puppet have anything better to do than to reveal themselves as the defeatists cut and runner appeasers who support international EVIL!!!!

I mean if the Hammer was correct to call upon the department of homeland security to hunt down the renegade legislature, and that was divine will of god, can this mere paltry wankage of asking questions rise to the full on level of an open Iranian Flying Saucer attack on white christian america????

Must Control Fist Of Death.... ( The Random Number Generating System )

ok, so the coding standards are open to some, well, uh, interpretation in this crew. I love lines like:
# TODO: make this not suck by caching cat/grep result
never mind the reality check that the fact that we are doing a 'cat/grep'.... But when I found that they were doing this really NEAT trick with checking for /dev/srandom or /dev/random and a couple of sysopen()/sysreads(), i was AMUSED until I noticed that they were initializing the conditional variable AT THE START OF THE METHOD!!! rather than the usual solution of having it outside the function and hence

# hey kids, what if we initialize the random number gen ONCE!!!
our $rand_init = 0;
# Must HURT THEM WITH LONG FUNCTION NAME - so that it will poke
# them where it hurts and they know that they must never do that
# mistake ever AGAIN!!!
sub seedTheMindNumbingRandomNumberGeneratingSystem {
you know so that the function will have

unless ($rand_init);
You know - so that they are soooo painfully aware that they were just WRONG!!!

Earthlings, What ARE they doing on staff???

File Systems ARE your Friend.

File Systems are like Fine Firearms.

Without you, they are merely whirling dervishes of unrecoverable data.
Without your File System, you are merely some hot and bothered bit stream spinning wildly out of control!!!

While it is OK to fool around with File Systems, one should Never Grope a File System.

One should never grope a file system like a steaming teenager in the back seat of their parent's DeSoto at the local passion pit drive that shows only "bugs, blood and babes" movies that Joe Bob says "check Out", since you really should never treat a file system like that. File Systems Are Your Friend, not blonde bimbo's in cashmere sweaters that you only later on find out are really Ed Woods.

In like manner, you should never Marry a File System, because they do not a proper dowery.

The End.

Oh yes, and they all lived happily ever after.

Congress, a Part of The Government?

Are YOU as shocked as I am that Congress actually believes that it is a part of the American Government?

When has there been a clearer proof of the Apostasy of the Unbelievers, but that they so openly reject the argument from Intelligent Design that dictates the divinity of Dubya, by even Considering the IDEA that memeber of the Presidents Entourage could in anyway be held legally binding to respond to a congress of anything from anywhere!!! Clearly they are More Protected than ever before, since now, more than ever, they are working not merely for the Executive branch of government, but for the Divinely Dictated Answer of the Argument From Intelligent Design!!!

Now MORE than ever americans must demand that the President Sack Congress, since clearly as long as Congress is not supporting the President, then clearly it is stabbing our troops in the back!!! And that in a time of Ever Increasing Transferring the Tax Liabilities Unto The Unborn!!!! Clearly we can no longer afford to have a Congress that does not understand that the President IS the Law!!! That the President IS the manifestation of the Divine Will!!!! That the President is ALL that stands between us and the Return of the Iranian Flying Sauceres!!!!

IF you will not do this for the Troops!!!

IF you will not do this for the Tax Cuts!!!!

Then DO It For The Children!!!!

So that the children have a hope of growing up in an america free from the threat of Unbelievers!!! In a world no longer Crushed Under the Iron Fisted Jack Boot of People willing to raise up the law of mere mortal man above the Divine Will!!!

If we do not stop them now, then tomorrow congress may feel free to pass laws, and taxes, and make policies as if they were actually a part of the Government!!!