June 12th, 2007

yellow_elephant

Did You Murder Anyone Today?

How many times have we heard the general kvetch,
But if you do not believe in my one true and only god, how can you have morality? and without a One True and ONLY Morality, what keeps you from becoming a Mass Murderer.
As many of us have worried for decades now, so many of the typical 'pro-lifer' is merely a moment of theological doubt away from instantiating their doctrine that without their fear of god, and god's wrath, they would become mass murderers.

This has become even more popular amongst christianists as they learn the bloody background of Islam, and hence the extenstion to why Islamicists are really scary dangerous folks, while christianists have a more effective form of dualism that helps them cope with their urges to live out their Old Testament Biblical Literalism.

So when the question of Mass Murdering is wandering around, the B-Side of that Album, { for you kids, those were a form of MP-3 Data retention system that came out right after Noah Left the Ark... } we have the question why is it that the Biblical Literalists are not following through on the clear and compelling arguements from the old testament to slay and slaughter the unbelievers.

Many of us have absolutely no problem with some Christianist "arriving at their moment of truth" and getting all "biblically literal" and of course the Evil Liberal Main Stream Media tries to wonder why it is that this person decided to go on a slaughtering spree.

The answer is simple. They have no respect for Traditions, and the needs of a Union Card, and hence the professional standards that remind us all
No Contract!
No Killing!
which happens to be an ethical standard that appears to not require the existence of a SuperNatural Being, but it does require a minimum commitment to the idea of a viable legal system that is capable of formulating contract law.

So what is your Excuse for Not Being A Mass Murderer?
yellow_elephant

Things to do other than mass murdering...

For those who may be facing that theological crisis point based upon the existence of Dawkins, there are some seriously viable alternatives. On my list for today:

Started reading the Ultimate HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy, all five books and one story, in a leather bound edition, with gilt edges.

Currently in a Holy Jihaud with my daughter about 'traditional family values' - since she is clearly too postCyberPunk to be allowed out in decent society.

If you do not yet have a daughter to argue with about tradtional family values - start a research project on how they come into being without the need of a virgin birth.
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This Life Or The Next???

Hum, by other means we get to
ennifer Grinnell, Michigan furniture delivery dispatcher turned fashion designer in cyber space, never imagined that she could make a living in a video game.

Grinnell's shop, Mischief, is in Second Life, a virtual world whose users are responsible for creating all content. Grinnell's digital clothing and "skins" allow users to change the appearance of their avatars -- their online representations -- beyond their wildest Barbie dress-up dreams.

Within a month, Grinnell was making more in Second Life than in her real-world job as a dispatcher. And after three months she realized she could quit her day job altogether.

Now Second Life is her primary source of income, and Grinnell, whose avatar answers to the name Janie Marlowe, claims she earns more than four times her previous salary.

[ cf Making a Living in Second Life ]
wow...

which part of 'start a new life in the off world colonies' did I miss here???

What if we were to open the market to Muslim Fundamentalists???

Or Hard Corp Christianists???

Is the Bible Clear on the Clear And Compelling Moral Parameter's in a VR????
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We are SOOO winning the war now....

One day after learning that Paris Hilton has found God, we discover she's lost her agent.

Michael Donkis of the Endeavor Agency confirmed to E! Online Tuesday that the firm is no longer representing Hilton. Donkis did not offer any explanation for the move. Sources say the announcement was made Friday—the same day Hilton was ordered back to jail—in a company-wide email.

[ cf Paris Fallout: Agents Quit, Sheriff Targeted ]
Blink???

When did Paris Hilton become a part of the current administration such that there was a need to find Jesus In Jail so as to....

Oh no... don't tell us that Paris Hilton has always been one of the Super Sekret V-Veapons that would win against the Iranian Flying Saucers, if only the Defeatist Kapitulationist Appeaser Cut and Runner Draft Dodgers were not openly opposing the President Divine Right to keep and use Super Sekret V-Veapons any way he wanted for reasons of national security!!!!

Or is this just more of the Super Sekret Plot to Bong Canada For Jesus???