May 14th, 2007

yellow_elephant

Hot Fuzz, The Movie....

From the wonderful people who brought you Shawn Of The Dead comes the Romantic Buddy Flick about the Importance of Civic Duty and Supporting the old village square flick Hot Fuzz because sometimes a man just has to do what a man just has to do....

See it in the Cinema.

Buy the DVD when It Comes Out.

Collect ALL of the Memorobilia!!!!!

Build Your Own Religious Temple To The Family Values Enshrined in Hot Fuzz, or the Terrorists And Their Zombie Pirate Canadianists Fellow Travellors WIN!!!
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But WHERE there really ever any Real NeoCons???

This remains one of the Fundamental Paradigm Questions so critical to the NeoConClownCarCrew, as they try to figure out if it might not be better to go back to the Know Nothing Party where their wealth of Intellectualist East Coast Effemete Snobbery would be neither as apparent, nor as painful.

A friend Shipped me Sidelined by reality( from the Shyrill Hysterical Angry Radical Extremists Left Wing Anti-War Anti-American Propoganda Rag Economist ) which is trying to deal with whwo is really still in play, and whom were they really....

Now that we have Mitt Romney offering us One Way Out
Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney is defending his opposition to same-sex marriage by citing the Scripture
[ cf US candidate cites Bible against gays ]
Since it plays great with the Base...

I mean would anyone want to deal with the complex issues of say
Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney took to the national airwaves Sunday to criticize the Bush administration's handling of the Iraq war, describe his LDS faith and denounce polygamy.
...
Veteran newsman Mike Wallace asked Romney why the Democrats are suddenly in charge. "Well, because of Iraq," the former Massachusetts governor replied.

"You mean the president screwed up in Iraq?" Wallace asked.

"I think the administration made a number of errors," Romney said.

Pressed to describe the errors, he continued, "Well, I don't think we were adequately prepared for what occurred. I don't think we had done enough planning. I don't think we'd considered the various downsides and risks."

[ cf Romney criticizes Bush on Iraq ]
Since that way is stabbing our Valiant Fighting Forces In The Back by being one more of the Defeatist Kapitulationists Cut And Runner Appeasers not willing to Support the President To Support the Troops.

Ah yes... but where do we arrive at the end of this dark nightmare???

Any better off in our options and choices???
yellow_elephant

Has The Worm Turned???

one of my freak friends sent me:
Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.

One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother live in Fort Worth and have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a very conservative Republican?

Signed, Worried About My Reputation

( email meme)
OUCH...

Remember when "conservative" was considered a part of being a Republican before we had to deal with the orthodoxy questions of the NeoCons, and now the total fiasco of the Vast Right Wing Religious WingNuttery who have basically boiled alive the moral values that had been at the center of Actual Republicanism.

In Related Comedy, there is that fun of the TreeHuggerInChief Pitching to his Radical Left Wing EcoTerrorist Base with
President Bush responded Monday to a Supreme Court ruling by ordering federal agencies to find a way to begin regulating vehicle emissions by the time he leaves office.

In a Rose Garden announcement, Bush said he wanted to move ahead, pending any separate legislative approaches. The new rules will ``cut gasoline consumption and greenhouse gas emissions from motor vehicles,'' he said.

But the Bush executive order telling several agencies to finish the work by 2008 also said they must take into account the views of the general public, the impact the new rules would have on safety, scientific knowledge, available technology and the cost. Bush's term ends Jan. 20, 2009.

[ cf Bush Sets Deadline for Emission Rules ]
Ah Yes, great Funny, HA, HA!!!

What if Congress were to pass a Law that would survive a Supreme Court Review mandating that the Prez had to be obliged by american law, and that it was time to end his welfare stateist Environmental Extremist Fiasco in the Whole ThatIraqiThingiePooh and accept that Restoring the Iraqi Wetlands Might not be a part of his core mandate.....

Ah yes, so how far HAS the worm really turned?
yellow_elephant

The Draft Dodger Syndrome....

by way of s9: We Know Where You Live (and that's just for starters) we get to learn that the Border Patrol IS watching those blogs for any sign of UnAmericanism.

What I find too comical about all of this was listening to the Mother of a Critical MOS person, her daughter, who was activated to go to Kuwait, and then found out that she was Pregnant.... needless to say the US Military did not buy that until, after forward staging, and going through the obligatory Pre-Deployment Physical, someone noticed that Gosh, this woman is Pregnant. So her mother is trying to sort out how to deal with the growing ClusterGluck of Bollocked Paperwork, and the failure to effectively and constructively utilize her daughter's skill mix in a way that would have allowed the woman to stay in the reserve.... Ah yes, but the whole fiasco festival as obliged the Daughter to resign her commission.....

But what if this is all just more of the same old fiasco so many of us remember from the fun filled "Vietnam Era", where we wind up with the Classic 1968 Chicago Police Riot, because the folks who were so valiantly serving in the rear to protect us from those hiding in the rear, needed to validate their Manhood, as least as much as the Killings at Kent State, where 25% of those Killed were ROTC student's between classes....

What if the Pro-War Crowd were to work out why exactly they are more Pro-War than ever before... And gosh, what is the roll of civil service in an Age of Black Water Security Rent A Strike Force....

Hum....

What IF americans had to wake up in america and actually live there...

Knowing full well that american citizens could still get information flows from the Free World....
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Must Protect Our Imaginary friends....

That's what is wrong with the evil liberals, they are not willing to protect Imaginary Friends from Imaginary Threats.
"Jose was not a member of any support cell because there wasn't one. He did not commit violence. There were no victims, real or imaginary," Mr Natale told the jurors.
[ cf Padilla 'trained as jihad fighter' ]
Oh Yeah!!!!

When did we need to start injecting REALITY into the process??? as we note with:
In his opening statements in the Miami courtroom, prosecutor Brian Frazier made no mention of the radioactive bomb plot that was cited when Padilla was arrested and placed in military detention in 2002 but that does not figure in the indictment.
[ ( op cit) ]
STOP THE REALISTS!!!!!

And their Reality Based Efforts to Limit the Unlimitable Power of the Divine Will.....

Or something like that...