April 25th, 2007

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got MadeForTv....

Are YOU as shocked as I am, that we now learn that this Whole IraqiThingiePooh has been a put up job by the Evil Leftist Liberal Media merely to sell Adverts on TV!!!!!
n Tuesday, former Army Pvt. Jessica Lynch testified in Washington, D.C., about the real story of her capture and rescue while serving in Iraq in 2003.

She spoke before the House Government Reform Committee along with the family of fallen Army Ranger Pat Tillman.

Tillman, a former professional football player who joined the Army Rangers after Sept. 11, was killed by friendly fire in Afghanistan. At first the military said he was killed by enemy fire and even posthumously awarded him the Silver Star.

Lynch was badly injured when her convoy was ambushed in Iraq in 2003. She was later rescued by American troops from an Iraqi hospital, but the tale of her ambush was changed into a story of heroism on her part.

"It meant a lot, really, it did, especially to come out for the Tillman family," Lynch told The Early Show co-anchor Harry Smith. "They really need answers. And, you know, they have tons and tons of questions that are just unanswered. And they need that."

[ cf Jessica Lynch Sets Record Straight (emphasis mine) ]
WHAT????

I mean, this sort of Evil Intervention on the part of Congress In MicroManaging The Marketting Of ThatIraqiThingiePooh violates the majikal Special Powers that are Granted to the President's War Lord, who would have been responsible for the actual Truthineff Of ThatIraqiThingiePooh, but at the time the President did not know that one needed a War Lord to Lord of The War, just as we have the War Lord Of Drugs, and the War Lord Of Literacy, who lord over the war on drugs and literacy, respectively....

How Could anyone KNOW that the War Lord Of Marketting was a Required Post???

How Could ANYONE HAVE KNOWN???

Hey Kids, what if we work this for like a Three Parter, you know, go with the Whole Trilogy Motif, and in the third episode we find out that Really Saving Private Jessica (reloaded) was actually a prelude to the Glorious Military Victory of the Fighting 101st Keyboardist in ReallySaving Private Jessica (Revolution) - where everyone gets on the Big Bus and Decides that Only By Total Military Victory Over the Advertisers can the President's War Lord be Rescued from The President's Analyst whom we learn was behind all of the Evil Symbolism, and those Yukky Fruedian Widow Maker and Garters...
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and so??? Uh? What?

Ok, I can basically support
Rudy Giuliani said if a Democrat is elected president in 2008, America will be at risk for another terrorist attack on the scale of Sept. 11, 2001.

But if a Republican is elected, he said, especially if it is him, terrorist attacks can be anticipated and stopped.

“If any Republican is elected president — and I think obviously I would be the best at this — we will remain on offense and will anticipate what [the terrorists] will do and try to stop them before they do it,” Giuliani said.

[ cf Giuliani Says Dems Put U.S. At Risk ]
But there is this little Problem Here....

Why is Giuliani NOT supporting the Bush/Cheney 2008 Ticket???? Why is Giuliani Stabbing Our Troops In The Back by not supporting the War President???

Doesn't The War President's Special Powers mean that he can stay the course for staying the course, because anything less would mean that the Threat of Another Attack The Likes of 09/11/2001 would occur, or could occur, or might be at this very moment still occuring.... Since, gosh, it is so hard to remember which of the Heroic Hero Stories have been based in facts.... and were we suppose to be upset that one Cho caps off 170 rounds, and gets only 32 kills out of that.... which, ok, BEATS the LA Cops, where they can cap off the same volume of fire and get five kills, three of whom are in bistanders....

Oh please, what WILL it take to get these Shrill Hysterical Angry Radical Extremists like Guiliani to Support the President to Support the Troops, so that we are no longer at risk of the iranian flying saucers returning.... you know, to spread their Gay Marriage Only Pirate Canadianism...

Oh dear, hold it, what if there had been a Republican in office on 09/11/2001....
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The Evil Liberal Media Continues It's Brutal Persecution....

Oh ME!!!! Oh MY!!! Oh Lions! and Tigers! And Bears!!!!
And while the military admitted mistakes in the case of American football star Pat Tillman, killed by "friendly fire" in Afghanistan in 2004, it said the media had blown up the case of Jessica Lynch after her capture in Iraq in 2003.

Pentagon spokesman Bryan Whitman said that the army had referred Tillman's case to commanders for possible disciplinary action against officers accused of hiding the true circumstances of his death from his family.
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But Tillman's brother Kevin yesterday accused the army of lying about his brother's death for propaganda purposes.

"It was utter fiction," he testified to Congress, accusing the military of "deliberate and careful misrepresentations".

"A terrible tragedy that might have further undermined support for the war in Iraq was transformed into an inspirational message that served instead to support the nation's foreign policy wars in Iraq and Afghanistan," he said.

White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said today that President George W. Bush felt "deeply sorry for the family and all that they have gone through".
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But in the Lynch affair, Mr Whitman accused the media of turning the then 19-year-old soldier into a heroine after she was captured by Iraqi forces during the US-led invasion of Iraq in 2003.

"What I recall specifically on that story was cautioning people with respect to what the facts were in that and that there were news media that were well in front of the facts that we knew," he said.

Nevertheless, Lynch was held up as a symbol of courage. She said yesterday the Pentagon inaccurately portrayed her as a "little girl Rambo", firing her weapon down to the last bullet before being captured.

"It was not true ... I'm still confused as to why they choose to lie and try to make me a legend," she told the Congress hearing.

[ cf US military admits errors in hero scandal ]
Those Damn Media Folks....

How could they ever start from the premise that if a member of the american armed forces was talking about the president's pet welfare state programme of restoring the wetlands of iraq to stop gay marriages, that this would in any way mean that the statements should be taken as truthier.

Clearly the Problem here is that the Gay Marriage Only Advocating Evil Liberal Media has to learn to be more respectful of our Valiant Fighting Forces Who Are Valiantly, And Gloriously Victoriously, Every Day, in some new way, Winning Ever More Iraqi Wetlands For JESUS!!!! Anything less and they are stabbing our troops in the back on the orders of their Peking Puppet Masters!!!!

Well, I am so glad we have cleared that up.

Now we can move on to more important topics like why we have never actually been more at war with the few remaining countries on this planet that we are not actually more at war with than ever before...

Don't folks have better things to do in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn than to sit around listening to the Dangerously Deranged Shrill Hysterial Angry Radical Extremists in the Evil Liberal Media land Spewing their Gay Marriage Only Agenda!!!

Shouldn't they be out there helping more people bask in the Warmth that comes from The Divinity of Dubya and accepting him as their personal Lord And Savior.
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Kennedy ToyBoy Stabs Valiant Fighting Forces In The Back! ( part II - The EPA Thingie )

OH ME!!! OH MY!!!! Doesn't he know that this sort of Brutal And Vicious Assault on the Administration is Stabbing our Valiant fighting Forces In The Back
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger threatened to sue the federal Environmental Protection Agency for moving too slowly on California's request to regulate greenhouse gas emissions from cars and trucks.

"If we don't see quick action from the federal government we will sue the federal EPA," Schwarzenegger said at speech at the Milken Institute in Los Angeles.

In 2005, California asked the federal agency for a waiver that would allow the state to implement its own regulations aimed at tailpipe emissions, but the federal EPA did not act on the request, saying it did not have the authority to set limits on greenhouse gas emissions.

The U.S. Supreme Court, in a ruling earlier this month, said the EPA does have the power to control the global warming gases, issuing a strong rebuke to the Bush administration's hands-off approach.

[ cf Schwarzenegger threatens to sue Bush Administration over global warming law ]]
UnHoly Black Robed Judicial Activist Tyranny!!!!

I mean, just because the Supreme's Appear to support the Idea in a Court Ruling doesn't mean that this is the law of the Land!!! I mean what about the Special Presidential Prayer Meeting to truly reveal the True Divine Ruling of the Most Highest And Most Precious Law Giver, the Humongo Jamaican Fatty Deluxe!!!

Clearly radical left wingers like The Kennedy Toy Boy have got to learn some patience and devotion to our American Way Of Life!!!!
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The War on Whatever Expands...

Ah yes, hopefully now we will be able to get those Really Cool Diamonds, and at Discount To You Prices.
President Bush has announced an enhanced effort to combat malaria in Africa. VOA's Paula Wolfson reports from the White House, the president spoke Wednesday at an event marking Malaria Awareness Day in the United States (Africa Malaria Day worldwide).
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Mr. Bush left no doubt the stakes are high. He said about 1 million people die of malaria each year, most of them children under the age of five.

"It's a sad statistic," he added. "In some countries, malaria takes even more lives than HIV/AIDS. Malaria imposes a crippling economic burden in sub-Saharan Africa, where so many are struggling to lift their families out of poverty."

[ cf Bush Announces New Malaria Initiatives ]
Wow...

I was not able to notice how this gets no bid contracts to Haliburton, but I am sure that we will soon learn that Haliburton has always been one of the Leading Humanitarian Aid Corporations specializing in how to spread Aid Around...

Would it be useful if anyone had briefed the Prez that the Wiki says 2Million Sub Saharan Africans died in 2005 from Aids( cf Aids in Africa granted they are citing the UN Reports, which may not be as Faith Based A Math as More Advanced Faith Based Maths...) .

Ok, under the OLD Math, you know that Failed Pre-911, back before we were all dancing to Saving Private Jessica, World, gosh, 2 Million was considered to be Bigger than 1 Million.... But most likely we will learn that it is all the Evil Liberal Media's Fault that the IDEA that 2 Million is More than 1 Million has been brutally foisted upon the American People...

Who knows...

Ah yes.... humanitarian aid, or trying to find a Puppy to Wag?
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Yes, We HAVE always been at war with whomEver...

The suspected head of the U.S. branch of Sri Lankan rebel group the Tamil Tigers was arrested in New York on Wednesday and charged with providing material support to a foreign terrorist organization.

Karunakaran Kandasamy could face up to 15 years in prison if convicted, prosecutors at the federal court in the New York borough of Brooklyn said.

As the director of the U.S. branch of the Tamil Tigers, which is based in Queens, New York, Kandasamy oversaw the organization's activities, including its fund-raising, prosecutors said.

[ cf Suspected U.S. head of Tamil Tigers arrested in NY ]
Assuming we actually arrested the right person, and which ever pre-GitMo processing is done will actually do what ever it is that we think it was suppose to do to do that voodoo they doooo soooo well....

Gosh I know I am SOOOO going to sleep so much better tonight knowing that a Radical Extremist Hindu Group will not be sending Ganesha to help me move it on down the Line.
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Wee Minnor Technical Nit Picking Here...

Is it just me, or are all the Freaking Atheists, Pagan, Wiccan, Christianist, Your Dangerous Religious Cultists Here, like so Freaking Over the Top when it comes to Militant Agnostics, who have absolutely no inclination to support the Most Holiest of Which Ever Is Your Most Persecuted Cult Fave Of The Day against the Freaking Oppressors who are SOOOO Oppressing you.

So On behalf of the Militant Agnostic Wing of the "we are being repressed by those who have made a commitment for or against their God(s) or Complete Lack ThereOf", I would Like to Remind the REPRESSING CLASS that getting a Clue may be a good First Step.

Finding a bit of Humour is the Second Step.

And if we have to do Killing, Remember, Look for the UNION LABEL and HIRE A PROFESSIONAL!!!!

Anything less and all you have are dangerous Deranged Religious WackJobs scab laboring in someone else's professional field. Share Cropping In The Fields Of Death is almost tolerable, but Please, show a sense of elan.