April 19th, 2007

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Those Darn Liberals.....

Well Gosh, Golly, Shock And Scary
IN a final heinous act, gunman Cho Seung-hui used the two-hour gap in his killing frenzy at Virginia Tech to mail out a chilling multimedia package in which he rails against the rich and compares himself with Jesus Christ.
[ cf Cho's sick multimedia manifesto ]
And they make that sound like it is a Bad Thing.....

So why exactly are we ruling this one NOT another Glorious Victory for the Christianists and their Armed Struggle against the Brutal Repression By the Evil Liberals....

As our friends in the UK were ever so chic to pic, they opted for the Trendy Photo of some Pro-lifer at the US Supreme Court with a tape that says "Life" over his mouth... WOW now that is solid symbolism - the Real Life is supressing them....

So really, why isn't this another Great Militarily Glorious Victory For the Christianists???
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Those Darn Liberals..... ( The Yahoo Wing )

Oh dear, Oh Dear
A human rights group launched a campaign Thursday against Yahoo (Nasdaq: YHOO) on grounds the U.S. search company assisted China's communist government with torture by revealing information that led to the arrest of dissidents.

The World Organization for Human Rights USA said businesses that operate abroad need to be more aware of their responsibilities.

"They should not be participating actively in promoting and encouraging major human rights abuses," said Morton Sklar, executive director for the Washington-based organization.

[ cf Rights Group: Yahoo Abetted China's Torture of Dissidents ]
Again, it is as if they think that Torture is a Bad Thing!!!

Even worse, since we are talking, politely, about 'dissidents', and we know that is a Liberal Code Word for "Anti State Terrorists Bent Upon The Destruction Of Our White Christian America".

Don't Folks understand that we are in the middle of transferring our tax liabilities unto the UnBorn and that this gives Special Powers to the War President????

Oh, sorry, they problem is Torturing Damn Ferrigners in Damn Ferrigner Land. Well that's different, those folks are just like that you know, they do not have the Warmth and Love that comes from Accepting the Divine Dubya as their Lord and Savior. This is just one more reason why we must WIN the War In China, so that the chinese can be lead to accept the Divinity of Dubya.
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Get The Good Stuff....

h/t to digby for Killing The Morally Corrupt where we get the tip off of
The Iranian Supreme Court has overturned the murder convictions of six members of a prestigious state militia who killed five people they considered “morally corrupt.”
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The last victims, for example, were a young couple engaged to be married who the killers claimed were walking together in public.

Members of the Basiji Force are known for attacking reformist politicians and pro-democracy meetings. President Ahmadinejad was a member of the force, but the Supreme Court judges who issued the ruling are not considered to be specifically affiliated with it.

Iran’s Islamic penal code, which is a parallel system to its civic code, says murder charges can be dropped if the accused can prove the killing was carried out because the victim was morally corrupt.

This is true even if the killer identified the victim mistakenly as corrupt.
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“The roots of the problems are in our laws,” said Mohammad Seifzadeh, a lawyer and a member of the Association for Defenders of Human Rights in Tehran. “Such cases happen as long as we have laws that allow the killer to decide whether the victim is corrupt or not. Ironically, such laws show that the establishment is not capable of bringing justice, and so it leaves it to ordinary people to do it.”

[ cf Iran Exonerates Six Who Killed in Islam’s Name ]
Harsh....

Tragically Diby ends the blog entry on the above with
Update: Well, damn. I thought I was being facetious.
And this Ironically after quoting HanoiAnnie Coulter....

What if the problems need to be addressed, but not in the foolish way that they have been???
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What IS god trying to tell them???

Hum... Once Again the Evil Liberals embark on one more failed Social Welfare State Engineering Project, precisely because they Hate GOD and Hate God's Divine Will!!!
Canadian coastguards are trying to rescue the occupants of about 100 boats carrying seal hunters trapped by pack ice off the country's eastern coast.

Several of the boats are threatened with damage or sinking, and at least one crew had to abandon ship.

Fishermen have described conditions as the worst for more than 20 years.

[ cf Ice traps Canadian seal hunters ]
Hum....

So why did GOD choose to trap the Seal Hunters???

Could it be that they needed to be punished for being Liberals who were not basking in the Glow Of The Divine Dubya??? Was it a chance for them to Accept Dubya as their Personal Lord and Savior...

Or...
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UnHoly Kapitulationist Appeaser Cut And Runners!!!

How SHOCKING!!!! And in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn....
Rep. John Doolittle, facing escalating legal uncertainties because of his connection to disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff, announced Thursday that he is stepping down from his position on the powerful House Appropriations Committee.

Doolittle is the only California member of the panel's Energy and Water Appropriations Subcommittee which allocates money for flood control projects. His departure comes just as the Congress is ramping up work on improvements to Folsom Dam necessary to bring 200-year flood protection to Sacramento and other levee improvements along the Sacramento River.

Doolittle requested a temporary leave of absence in a letter to House Majority Leader John Boehner, R-OH.

[ cf In wake of raid, Doolittle gives up key committee post ]
How SHOCKING!!!!

You wouldn't see Real War Heroes like Tom "No Retreat, No Surrender" DeLay stabbing the troops in the back like this!!!

Because Real War Heroes do not Run Away!!!

They Know that Only The can Share The One True And Only Answer To Who Would Jesus Shoot? UPDATED after Virginia Tech Shooting!!!

Speaking of which where are the NRA folks with the More Advocation for More Guns, and the right to carry RPG's on Campus, just in case those Darn Iranian Flying Saucers were to show up, and one needed more firepower than some wimpy little hand gun....
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Hey Kids, How To Find The Missing WMD's....

Yes Kids, play along with the so called grown ups:
President George W. Bush warned of a possible nuclear arms race in the Middle East if the U.S. pulls out of Iraq too quickly and lets Iran, which has an atomic development program, extend its influence.

Bush, raising the stakes in the debate over U.S. strategy in Iraq, said al-Qaeda and ``surrogates for Iran'' are trying to establish a foothold in Iraq and would gain a safe haven if the country falls into chaos after a U.S. withdrawal.

[ cf Bush Says Quick Exit From Iraq May Spark Mideast Arms Race ]
Ok, now for the Big Brain Strain.

If and when Iraq no longer needs the Protection of the Last Mega Nuclear Super Power, since it no longer wants to be thought of as merely the Rent Boy of the American Heroes, who of course believe in the Manly Man Bills that Make Sure that All True He Man Many Male Men Have REALLY BIG GUNS!!!! You know, so that they no longer are pushed around by the evil wimpy liberals.....

Will Iraq then be allowed to join our Most Favored Friends, Pakistan and India, in a new round of Nuclear Weapons so that we can keep on killing someone over there while not quite being too sure why all of that has not stopped them from killing our folks over here with their Heathen GodlessNeff...

Or will that too be a part of the Reason why we can never Leave Iraq, because if they were to stop being our Rent Boy, we would, uh, have to deal with, well finding a New Rent Boy to be More Manly Male Than EVER!!!
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Competition, Or Keeping The Free Market Free!!!!!

Ah yes, isn't it good to know that Everyone Loves a Little Friendly Competition.
A 12,000-student school district in northern Californa has been locked down as authorities search for a man who threatened to make the Virginia Tech massacre look “mild” by comparison.

Schools in Yuba City and neighbouring Marysville have tightened security while police search for Jeffery Thomas Carney, 28.

Authorities say Carney told a pastor in Yuba City that he planned a mass killing.

The officials say Carney is homeless but previously lived in Yuba City north of Sacramento.

[ cf School district closed as police search for man they say poses threat ]
Ah yes....

Nothing says ‘God’s love’ like an elite killing machine...

oh yeah, we have heard that slogan before, gosh, golly...

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... What IF god were one of us...

But thank GOD we have better things like The Gun Wiki which I got to from the Glorious Happiness of The Wikiality where they are sooo into Truthiness and in this happier, and kinder time when we all know that only Dead Satanic Cult Ritualist Leftist Liberals Are Gunned Down because God has Abandoned them...

So if you are not sure if you will survive the Next Competitive Round of Proving One's True Devotion, have you thought that NOW might be a great time to Accept Dubya as your Personal Lord And Savior???
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More Scary Liberal Persecution.

it is interesting to watch the threads over in lrc interesting thread Politically incorrect thought where one of the commentors shows up and drops this Ugly Bomb Into Play
Subject: Guns in the Office

If you intend to get a carry permit and pack heat for self protection, you should keep several things close to mind:

1. Unless you have invested the time and money to be well trained in the defensive use of a handgun, don’t carry one.

2. Unless you are willing to spend the money and time to go to the range and fire your weapon at least monthly and at least a box of ammo at that time, don’t carry one.
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[ cf Dealing with guns ]
Ah Yes...

What would america really be like if we started to ship all of the DutyBooty through Boot Camp and got them so past the games that Civilians Play...

ESPCIALLY when we are in a time of 'transfering the tax liability unto the unborn' and so many of those who like the idea of being 'armed coolio' forget what it really takes to do that PROFESSIONALLY where the Work Really Matters!!! And Quality IS Job One, or YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!!

ah yes...

What would it be like for americans to wake up in America, and have to live there...

Who knows, maybe then the NeoCons will start working out if they are more in favor of mere pre-emptive strikes against people who piss you off, or GOSH, what if there were other ways of living with the Brutal And Sinister Evil Liberal American Culture....