April 6th, 2007

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Maybe This Time They Will Let Us Win???

Well The Evil Liberals are out there on the Stump For Their Favorite FDR again - the evil Liberals!!!
melting every single day, it’s no wonder a new Dust Bowl is threatening the US. But the accelerating greenhouse effect will hit children and poor people most.

Global warming has been cited in numerous studies as the main cause for the dramatic climate changes Earth is witnessing nowadays, including the recent warm winter and the drought that affected Australia.

Global warming is defined as the observed increase in the average temperature of the Earth's near-surface air and oceans in recent decades and its projected continuation. It is responsible for the rapid melting of Earth’s ice cap at the North Pole and for the proliferation of fungi (among others), that leads to a faster decomposition of leaves and dead tree-trunks.

[ cf New Dust Bowl Coming in the US, Poor People and Children to Suffer ]
Has ANYONE ever thought about the fact that 'poor people' are Poor because GOD has judged them for their Sins - and that there is nothing in the world that will ever change that...

Unless of course they can enlist a lot of other folks into the US National Guard
Sgt. Dana Kline holds an oversized check for $62,000 at his Georgia Army National Guard armory in Macon, Ga., on Thursday, March 29, 2007. The check is a a portion of the $94,000 he'll receive for recruiting 47 new Guard members under a program that encourages ordinary Guard members to recruit the type of people they'd like to serve with. Kline has recruited more and earned more money than any other Guard member. (AP Photo/Elliott Minor) (Elliott Minor - AP)
[ cite Picture Caption in Pentagon to Alert National Guard Troops ]
Hum, what is an E-5 making as base pay these days??? Ok, so when they say 2582.10 - ( table ) - that is before Taxes??? and Bi-Weekly??? Oh dear, try this schedule - and get the Despair....

Gosh, does that mean that God Hate's The Enlisted Classes Too???

And IF we were to start setting up the Correct Cargo Cults, then the Bounty would return, just as it did when we won WWII and defeated the Wicked Witch Of The West... Or would we still need to bomb flat the industrial base in the rest of the world for the Cargo Planes to return....
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Why not introduce the Langolier Ontology???

My dear friend dr_strych9 is having one of his usual little moments of angst in Bomb Canada as he slowly begins to accept that as is, one who has not yet Accepted the Divinity OF Dubya, and that only By Dubya Can He Be Saved, that he is one of the evil Atheists who rank 3rd AFTER Zombies and Geico Caveman...

In this context it is useful to propose The Langoliers Thesis as a part of what He Must Accept as a Part of the Full On Ontological Proof Of The Existence Of The Divinity Of Dubya...

and hence that he has no other choice BUT to Accept the True Salvation, that can only come by walking into the Light Of The Basking Glow of the Divinity of Dubya....

and as we all know, ANYTHING LESS AND THE TERRORISTS WIN!!!
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Numbers Are Numeric....

Wow DUDE, Employment Gone Wild!!!
Job growth jumped and unemployment dipped unexpectedly in March, the government reported Friday, signs the labor market is holding up better than economists had thought.

Employers added 180,000 jobs to payrolls last month, the Labor Department reported, up from 113,000 in February, which was also revised higher. Economists surveyed by Briefing.com had forecast a gain of 135,000 while Reuters' survey showed a consensus for 120,000.
...
Manufacturing was one of the only sectors showing weakness, losing 16,000 jobs last month. Even the battered automotive sector saw employment levels remain essentially unchanged. Professional and business services lost 7,000 jobs.

[ cf Jobs much stronger than expected ]
Want Fries???

Hum.... the Industrial Sector, that had been the heart land of entree into the middle class by the lumpen prolitariate took a beating, again. While now the number crunchers are starting to watch the collapse in the mainstays of the Middle Class....

All Hail Great Leader!!!! For He Has Numerical Numbers!!! Unlike, say, the evil liberals who are Lesbian Bush Bashers who are Trying to Evilly Impose Their Gay Marriage Only Initiative as a Part of destroying White Christian America....

Clearly as we Gloriously And Victoriously Win Ever Greater Victorious Glorious Military Camapaigns against "Pure Evil", and Other Bad Nasty Wicked Monsters, We WILL See the Cargo Planes Return and bring More Prosperity Than Ever Before!!!

Yes!!!! Only Though Numerical Numbers Are Numbers Numerological!!!

Anything Less and the Langoliers Will Return And Attack The Innocent Children who have NOT Accepted the Divinity OF Dubya, and will therefore Burn In The Sulphorous Pits Of East Cleaveland....
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Should True Believers Be Held To The Same Moral Standard?

Oh dear, it appears that brad deLong has Gone Bonkers
The Blog | Murray Waas: Favoritism Towards Wolfowitz Girl Friend | The Huffington Post: Wolfowitz, who as Deputy Secretary of Defense was considered an architect of the U.S. war with Iraq, disclosed to bank board members that he had a romantic relationship with a senior bank communications officer, Shaha Riza, shortly after he was nominated to head the World Bank. Bank regulations disallow bank employees from supervising spouses or romantic partners, but Wolfowitz reportedly attempted to circumvent the rules so he would be able to continue to work with Riza. Informed by the bank's ethics officers that that would not be allowable, the problem appeared solved when Riza was detailed to work at the State Department's public diplomacy office in September 2005--even though her salary was still to be paid by the World Bank.
[ cf Why Does Paul Wolfowitz Still Have a Job? ]
I Mean, Get REAL....

Why should anyone hold a true beleiver to the same moral standards as one would say an Evil Liberal!!!!

Especially in a time of Transferring The Tax Liabilities Unto The Unborn!!!

Besides, if you read the whole article, there is NOT ONE PLACE where Brad DeLong references that Wolfowitz has become Kafir, or apostate, and given up his Devotion To The Divinity Of Dubya, and as such, he remains basking in the Glow Of The Divine Light Of Dubya as a One True Believer!!!

Thus if he has been once saved, and always saved, it is not as if Mere Heathenists should attempt to raise up the Mere Laws Of Man against the Divine Knowledge Of The Divine Will!!!

Oh these Economists and their Stick In The Mud approach to mere factualisms....
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More Reasons To Stop The Evilists....

Oh dear, as we all know,
You could be a Shrill, Hysterical Alarmist Radical Extremists ( SHARE) if
YOU DO NOT SUPPORT VOODOO ECONOMICS
Since Only EVIL LIBERALS are Bad People Like That!!
So with that thot in mind, allow me seque folks towards the Dark Horror of Darkness And Horror
A correspondent writes, asking where is my quarterly post reminding the internet that Donald Luskin--National Review's contribution to the grand coordinated right-wing Paul Krugman-trashing enterprise ably reported by Nicholas Confessore--more often than not simply doesn't know what he is talking about.

Now it is true that the right-wing campaign has collapsed--even its two original leaders, Mickey Kaus and Andrew Sullivan, now admit that Paul Krugman's batting average since he started at the New York Times has been above 90%. But Luskin is still out there: now he is trashing Alan Blinder in a piece that could not have been written in good faith if Luskin had actually read Blinder's stuff on outsourcing/offshoring.

You do have to wonder just what National Review thought and thinks it is doing by sponsoring Luskin. The overall effect is loony. After all, we have seen Luskin's ignorance of what a real exchange rate is, his claim that David Brooks is both 100% correct and is a traitor to his party for saying that the Bush administration routinely lies, his denial that the yield on a bond is an interest rate, his accusation that Gretchen Morgenstern is a plagiarist, his claim that the Bushies--Armitage, Libby, Rove, Cheney, Fleischer, and company--could never have revealed the identity of CIA undercover operative Valerie Plame because that would mean that they were guilty of something tantamount to high treason, his claim that George Soros would try to crash the market on October 31, 2004 to elect Democrats, his being off by a factor of five in calculating the liabilities of the Social Security system, his erroneous claims that faster productivity growth doesn't help the Social Security system--you get the picture. Is National Review deliberately trying to further damage the intellectual reputation of all its contributors?

[ cf In Which I Fall Down on the Job... ]
Oh DEAR.... And he goes on, and on, and on, in that same old failed Fact Based Approach to stuff, as if Facts were something Real!!!

And That In A Time of Transferring The Tax Liability Unto The Unborn!!!!

What EVER will we do with these God Hating America Bashers and their SHARE approach to everything, and their complete Failure To Bask In The Brimming Glow Of The Divinity Of Dubya....

{ and to think I almost thought seriously about killing off the meme of the divinity of Dubya, but for the three way that KorporatFlunkyRentBoy wanted to do with Zombies and the Geico Caveman.... }
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Some Things Are Beyond Scary...

the thought tghat there is an All Accordian Band is Scary enough, but that one could go to say, Baba O'Reilly the MP3, and not the Faux News Talking Head Wanker...

UPDATE: No Seriously, I did not rationally and consciously mean to make a clear and compelling Correlation between the UnNamed Faux New Talking Head Wanker and the Usual Flow Of Teenage Wasteland as done on an Accordian Orchestra...

Just because they are both Wasted, is, well, merely a coincidence...
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Saving NCLB!!!

Yes, folks, if you were not keeping track, 2007 is the year that the Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets may decide to to recind "No Child Left Behind"!!!!! And that would Mean that some of the Bushies would have to find real jobs providing real value to the folks they are billing....

I mean, where would the nation be without NCLB??
Faced with overwhelming evidence to the contrary, even President Bush has backed off his earlier inflammatory assertions about links between al-Qaeda and Saddam Hussein.

But Vice President Cheney yesterday, in an interview with right-wing talk radio host Rush Limbaugh, continued to stick to his delusional guns.

[ cf Cheney Sticks to His Delusions ]
Oh, sorry, sticking to a Delusion may be an institutional issue beyond the scope of actual scholarship, education, training, and/or therapy.

But seriously folks, it is so hard to find good jobs for family membbers, one can understand why it is that Dubya has been working so hard to help Neil Bush, his younger brother, who has recently been able to get past the whole Silverado Savings and Loan fiasco, that was a part of the 80's Cult Favee Bilk the Tax Payers with the Banking deregulation...

So yes, folks, we have to go with more support for Ignite Learning since, well, ok, so Neil does miss the core scientific principle that Gravity is a Modern SeXular Humanist Assault On Our White Christian America, since as we all know, the reasons that objects, when released, go to ground, is because of the Divine Love, and the Commitment to Togetherness that comes from Basking In The Glow Of The Divinity of Dubya...

{ what sort of corporation does one have when it is a means by which overseas investors can flush, Investment Funds to an underlying of the God Head...

YES this will be on the No Child Left Behind Exam, so you have to Know IT!!!

The Correct Answer is "Tribute Corporation" that are formed to accept the Tribute that is Due to the God Head by all true loyal believers... Ok, so I find it fun that we have the Moonies, not to be confused with the Mooniniites, who invaded Boston, working on this thing... WOW... And to think at one time they were considered a dangerous Religious Cult that had been set up as a front for the Korean CIA before they went indie and left to keep on Culting In Teenage Waste Land... }

But seriously Folks... why of course every child wants to Grow Up to be God Head, so that they can get money for their siblings.... It's a Natural Part of the Natural Order of Things...
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Why Do The British Hate America???

Or did they not get the correct briefing?
he British Royal Navy crew freed by Iran Friday painted a grim picture of their 13 days in captivity, saying they were held in isolation, blindfolded and threatened with long prison terms.

They reported that Faye Turney, the only woman among the group of 15 sailors and Royal Marines, was immediately separated from the group and told that her colleagues had been flown home.

[ cf British sailors tell of maltreatment and threats (2nd Roundup) ]
And...

I mean, they make it sound as if being in GitMo would be a bad thing...

Now yes, if we were still stuck in the Dark Gloomy Days Before 09/11/2001, and the Bold And Blazing Revelation of the Divinity of Dubya, in who's Glow we all Bask, then there might have been some sort of moral outrage about GitMoIsing Folks - as if that were some sort of NotGood.

But we are no longer VICTIMIZED by the HORRORS of the Failed Pre-911 Kulture and It's Hatred Of God, and the Full On Basking Glow Of The Divinity Of Dubya...

Clearly without The Divine Powers Of Dubya america would still be More Persecuted Than Ever Before by those Iranian Flying Saucers...
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Russia Has Duh Moment...

I mean, Hello!!! Not a REALLY BAD Impersonation of Homer Simpson, but the problem here is what again?
The United States is trying to reassure Russia that an American missile defense shield in central Europe will not undermine Russia's national security, but the Kremlin's reaction so far has been deeply skeptical. The United States says the rockets it plans to build will carry no warheads, and are intended only to intercept attacking missiles. Authorities in Russia say the U.S. plan could drag the world into a new arms race. Anya Ardayeva reports for VOA from Moscow.
[ cf Russia Fears US Missile Shield Could Renew Arms Race ]
I Mean, Like Duh Dude....

Not a Really Bad "Dohf" there, but, yeah, this is not MERELY the start of a new Arms Race, but one that all true americans Really Support And KNOW that we Must WIN!!!

I mean, how many times have the NeoConClownCarCrew been open about their critique of the Leftist Looser
's Whinging about
No Blood For Oil
and then fumble the ball in their rebuttal by making it clear that they Really DO believe that it is the Department Of Defense's Primary Mission to Bring Home The Bacon, by any means neccesary...

So Yeah Ruskie Red Horders, you not only have Oil, You have a lot of under-utilized northern latitude that we may need to expropriate so that we can use it as a replacement for our Dust Bowl....

I mean, you don't think that the Prez is STOOPID or anything, he has one of the 'greenist' Farms in Texas, because he understands that while there is no Debate About the Argument From Intelligent Design Making Him The Divine One, he may have follow in the foot paths of The Japanese Empirial Tradition and Keep The Castle and Give Up The Temple...

But until then, well, he also gets to Play Shogun....

Or that may not actually be a Male Person Kimono, and he may be just doing his Britany Spear's Thing...

I wonder if he does that before Each of his little Oopsies...
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Pakistan Abandon's Tyranny Of Black Robed Judicial Activists...

Boy does this one soooo Suck. I mean it makes the Local American Christianists seem like, well, gosh, Draft Dodging East Coast Effemete Wimps hiding behind Hanoi Annie Coulter's Drag Queen Skirt:
In a bold challenge to the government, a firebrand cleric said Friday he had formed an Islamic court to enforce a Taliban-style vice campaign in the Pakistani capital, threatening suicide attacks if authorities try to stop him.

Thousands of followers of Maulana Abdul Aziz underlined their defiance by chanting "Our way is jihad!" and setting fire to hundreds of mainly Western DVDs and video cassettes outside Islamabad's Red Mosque.

Friday's events deepen a dilemma for President Gen. Pervez Musharraf: endure growing criticism for creeping "Talibanization" in Pakistan despite his alliance with the U.S., or force a potentially bloody showdown with fanatics who have grown under his rule.

Students from a seminary adjoining the mosque launched a morality crackdown earlier this month by threatening shopkeepers selling films and music. They even kidnapped an alleged brothel owner and held her for two days until she made a public confession.

[ cf Cleric Sets Up Islamic Court in Pakistan ]
WOW!!!!

That has so gotta just stick in the Craw of the True True Believers, the one's who are not those Evil RINO types of leftist liberal kapitulationist appeaser cut and runners who are not willing to Bask In The Ever Radiant Glow of the Divinity Of Dubya....

Now MORE than EVER all TRUE Americans support the Need to like Totally Replace those Black Robed Judicial Activist Tyrannts Who HAVE NOT accepted the Peace And Bliss That Can Only COME from Accepting the Divinty of Dubya and that Only Dubya Can Save!!!

{ subtle subtext - dude, why ever are we not getting their like totally baked baked good's??? }
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Bad Liberals Keep On Being Badder...

an h/t to Hebisner: for
...
a local affiliate in Minneapolis did some original reporting (I'm just as shocked as you are folks) and broke a story about Senior attorneys in the Minneapolis office resigning in a group because, and get this:
Four of her top staff voluntarily demoted themselves Thursday, fed up with Paulose, who, after just months on the job, has earned a reputation for quoting Bible verses and dressing down underlings.
(Emphasis mine)

Paulose is a 34 year old Federalist society lawyer given one of the most important prosecutor jobs in the country, and it looks like she was completely unqualified for the position. What separates this story from the rest of the revelations screaming out of the front pages of the major papers, is that its breaking on a local affiliate.
...

[ cf Where I say something nice about local affiliate news ]
Let us step back for a moment and DECONSTRUCT how totally off the Wall These Folks Are...

As we Know, God has been Revealed by the Argument From Intelligent Design, and the God Head has installed the Paulose to the AG in Mpls, where God Hating America Bashing Demonic Spawns of Intergalaxtic Space Alien Konspirakii continue to OPPOSE the Divinity of Dubya by failing to FulFil Their Obligation to Oppose the Black Robed Judical Activist Tyrannts by fully Supporting The Restoration of Our Biblically Literalist Society based upon the One True And Only Scripture!!!!

So should it supprise us that God Hating America Bashing Shrill Hysterical Angry Radical Extremist Leftist Leaning Media meat puppets would pick up on this Piece of Unamericanism and push the Radical Agenda of Gay Marriages Only as a central part of their Efforts To Destroy our white christian america!!!

Thus, we can either Side with the SATANISTS, or we can bask in the glow of the Divinity of dubya.

It really is that simple.

And that is why Heathenists like Hebisner grotesquely MISINTERPRET the Brutal Savagry of the Evil Gay HomoZexual Pirate Canadianists.

Wee can only hope that he will get over his DEMONIC POSESSION and accept the Bliss that comes from Basking in the Glow Of The Divinity Of Dubya...
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The Freaks In The Modern Republican Guard Units...

Yes, THIS One HAS to get Wider Reading:
After posting his resume on online job site CareerBuilder.com, Corey Andrew was contacted by an army recruiter about a job.

The email exchange between Andrew and the recruiter, Sergeant Marcia Ramode, quickly turned hostile when Andrew revealed that he was a homosexual.

"You are definitely unqualified," wrote Ramode. "Now take you gay self [sic] back to someplace else we do not tolerate gay people like you in any part of the military."

"Her response was appalling," Andrew told CNN.

The email exchange grew more heated, with Ramode suggesting that Andrew should, "go back to Africa and do your gay voodoo limbo tango and wango dance."

[ cf Army recruiter sends staggering homophobic emails ]
Be All That you can be in the Modern Republican Guard Units!!!

You can even see about getting ahead in the Directorate Of State Security....

Ah yes... Things appear to have become more, what is the word for these Wing Nuts???

(h/t to mojo)
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Is It Friday Yet???

I wonder if this should become it's own space....
A Bush administration official believed to have played a pivotal role in the scandal over sacked prosecutors resigned yesterday, further ratcheting up the pressure on the attorney general, Alberto Gonzales, to stand down. In a three-line statement, Monica Goodling, a senior adviser to Mr Gonzales and the justice department's conduit to the White House, gave no reason for her decision.

But she provoked an uproar last month by her refusal to testify before a Senate committee investigation into whether there were political motives for the sacking of the eight federal prosecutors.

[ cf Bush official resigns in Gonzales row ]
Hum...

Someone who was afraid to tell the truth to the american people has become one more cut and runner defeatists appeaser in the hope that this will majikally protect great leader, and that with any luck, by monday the spin doctoring will have moved this story on down the road to how Homosexuals are behind it all, and that atheists Hate God and are Stabbing Our Troops In The back.

Yup - it must be friday, the government has tossed another wanker on the BarBie and opened the beer keg with the Sinister and Wicked Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets..