March 30th, 2007

yellow_elephant

Should Truth Be Truthier???

Gosh, now this has got to be seriously Dope
DAVID Hicks has been gagged from talking to the media for 12 months meaning he will be silenced during the federal election.

Under the terms of his plea deal which limits his jail term to a maximum seven years with the possibility of a suspended portion of his sentence, Hicks has agreed to the gag.

The 31-year-old al-Qaeda foot soldier also can never profit from selling his story.
...
As part of his agreement which was signed before he appeared in the US military commission on Tuesday he has agreed that he was never illegally treated by any person while in US custody.

It means Hicks can no longer claim he was mistreated by the US after he was captured in December 2001 in Afghanistan and taken to Guantanamo Bay.

[ cf David Hicks gagged before vote (emphasis Mine, for the National Security Comedy Factor) ]
WOW Like Totally Dudes...

I can understand that many americans may have forgotten that it was standard policy for anyone who was released from Dachau, and any of the other dention facilities, to likewise sign off that they had always enjoyed their time...

But WHY is it that the americans are so scared of allowing a White Person, David Hicks is not one of the usual run of the mill "Sand Niggahs" that we all have to be worried about, he's a White Person For THE Divinity Of Dubya Sake...

The fun of course is that if we do a year on, that would be in the midst of the American Campaign, as the Forces who Oppose the Divinity Of Dubya seek to retreat into the dark days before the True Divine Will Was Revealed.... And does this really reveal that the Evil Doing Evil Doers who are doing Evil Here, are merely part of the greater leftist liberal anti-war clique who oppose the Divinity of Dubya and are seeking to undermine the troops by stabbing them in the back....

Or is it the other way around...

That they Are Making their Pitch as they fear that when Hitlary, and her Rad Femi Surf Nazi's, rise to power, they will want to be able to show that they had always supported her, and her Divinity, and they had never been taken in by the Dupes of The Dubya and their Apostasy....

Ah yes, will americans ever know... Will They Ever Care To Know??? Or are they just in it for the Bong Hitz 4 Jesus moments...

Or will it all be left for some outside War Crimes Tribunal to unravel.
yellow_elephant

Wow, The American Light Comic Opera Road Show Theatre to Go On A Road Trip..

Wow Dudes, like it is SOOO Bong Hitz 4 Jesus Time....
Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates said Thursday that he had been pressing others in the Bush administration to move war crimes trials of suspected terrorists from Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, to courts inside the U.S. because the military tribunals may appear tainted in the eye of the international community.

No matter how open the trials are under a new law, Gates said, they may not be deemed credible by the outside world because of prior military practices at the U.S. naval prison at Guantanamo, which included interrogation techniques that involved physical coercion.

"My own view is that because of things that happened earlier at Guantanamo, there is a taint about it," Gates testified before the House Appropriations Committee's defense subcommittee.

[ cf Gates is pushing to move terror trials from Guantanamo ( emphasis added for the dramatic Motif Of Bogarting... )]
Dude, Pass To The RIGHT....

You are Well And Truly Baked....

Hey dude, why not set up special faith based courts where the evidence is well more religious, and based more upon the Accepted Divinity of Dubya Dude, you know, so like we can actually like peeer into like their souls and see the Dark Sinister Ikky Yukky PoohperIsm that comes from denying the Divinity Of Dubya....

You Know, that would like totally show, like the world, that we were like totally committed to the Law of The Divinity of Dubya and that we were like so going to like win it all because we Rule and they Suck!!!

Yeah!!! Take the American Light Comic Opera Road Show Theatre On The Road and see if it will play in Peoria, and like before the 2008 Election when all true believers will believe More in the Divinity Of Dubya than EVER before...
yellow_elephant

That Almost Sounds Like A Bad thing...

I mean, being a Democrat and all:
State Sen. Wayne Bryant, the once-powerful Camden County Democrat, was indicted yesterday on federal charges of bribery, fraud and corruption in connection with trading his influence for a succession of no-work public jobs.

Bryant was accused of abusing his position as a state legislator to funnel millions of dollars to the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey, in exchange for what was essentially a sham position designed to pad his retirement benefits.

[ cf Sen. Bryant is indicted in bribery, 'brazen' graft ]
I mean, where is the whole No Bid Contract option???

Or The....

God Democrats are Such EVIL CREATURES...

They so bring down the good name of corrupt politician...
yellow_elephant

It IS mostly Truthier...

But need not be construed as a contradiction
Hicks has previously claimed he was abused by the U.S. military but said in his plea agreement that he has never been illegally treated while in U.S. custody.

Rights groups and foreign governments have long condemned the prison at the U.S. Guantanamo naval base on the eastern tip of Cuba for what they say is abuse of prisoners' rights.

[ cf Australian convicted in Guantanamo tribunal ]
Just because one got tortured by the americans does NOT mean that it would be an illegal act.

Americans DO recall that the american congress passed the 'Sgt Schultz Defense Act' in which american personnel can appeal to their Religious Belief that they had been given a lawful order, or that they believed that some one some where Might have issued a lawful order, or that a lawful order could have been post-factor issued if required, as a legal defense for any war crime, including Torturing, and Murdering....

So it is really not a problem that Hicks is supporting the american position that there was no 'illegal' treatement, since, in america, it is perfectly Legal unless actually forced to be stopped, or that the person under question is finally willing to confess to the crime, whether or not it occured, or was illegal at the time of occurance...

Ah Yes, how much More Progress we are making into that safer place where Only Blind Loyalty To The Divinity of Dubya really matters, until of course the Prez and His Posse decide that you are no longer worthy of the Blessings of the Divinity of Dubya, and cut You adrift....
yellow_elephant

Ugly Thought Of The Day....

Given that no one can argue against the Divinity of Dubya, it follows that the old believers who were waiting for Jesus to Return, have the return of their GodHead.... and that while having missed the Rapture Part....

God That Has Got To Suck.

Especially when the nation is more at war than ever beforer...
yellow_elephant

Stop The Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppet...

Or, Dudez This Guy is Way Over his limit of Bong Hitz 4 Jesus
Someday the Democrats may learn an important lesson about the collective wisdom of the media in the nation's capital: On important questions of policy and politics, the Washington press corps is almost always wrong. They are full of firm opinions about everything from clothing, haircuts and marital problems to political tactics, but the safest course is to ignore their advice.

At the moment, the most popular line among the certified pundits is that the congressional Democrats are too zealous in probing Bush administration corruption — and specifically the apparent politicization of the federal law-enforcement system by the White House and the Justice Department.

[ cf Ignore the Pundits and Bark Louder ( emphasis added for the Special Sauce Moment) ]
WOW...

Could it be that when persons are certified which in common parlance does not denote
Certified Sane By The Same Folks Throwing The War
but is normally used to indicate that the person travels on the short bus, and is out today on a field day from the local mental health long term care facility.

And we are suppose to be listening to them why???

Or is he REALLY trying to clue us in that well, gosh, these Fruit Bats ARE certified
On "The Chris Matthews Show" of March 25, for instance, host and guests agreed that the Democrats were demanding Rove's testimony only to punish him. Time magazine managing editor Richard Stengel dismissed the unfolding scandal as "small-bore politics" and declared himself annoyed: "I am so uninterested in the Democrats wanting Karl Rove, because it is so bad for them. Because it shows business as usual, tit-for-tat vengeance. . . . That's not what voters want to see." MSNBC's Norah O'Donnell chimed in: "The Democrats have to be very careful that they look like they're not the party of investigation rather than legislation in trying to change things."

None of those insights were original, as nearly identical warnings were issued by the likes of David Broder of The Washington Post and John Harwood of The Wall Street Journal. According to Broder — the "dean" of the Washington press corps, whose magnificently consistent wrongness dates back to the Nixon era — Democrats should beware of "tearing down an already discredited Republican administration with more investigations, such as the current attack on the Justice Department and White House over the firings of eight U.S. attorneys." Adam Nagourney informed New York Times readers that "the biggest question is, how far can Democrats go in opposing this president? The biggest risk is going so far that they feel the sting of a backlash — of being transformed from the fresh new face of change to the latest cast of Washington players enmeshed in partisan wrangling."

( op cit )
Please, help me out here...

Why are there no Republicans Pundits out there who are still willing to step into the Breach and DEFEND the Troops, The Vet Community, and the rest of US from the WingNuts in the White House, and the rest of their Draft Dodgin Kult of Whining Not Responsibles????

WHY IN GOD'S NAME DO WE HAVE TO HOPE THE DEMOCRATS WILL MAKE A STAND FOR DECENCY???

Why not get all of the folks who were once trying to remind us that they believed in "ABSOLUTE MORALITY" and all of that jazz, to well, show US YOUR BONG HITZ 4 JESUS, or Give it up on your "absolute morality" skank...

At which point we might want to talk about 'the law' and should the law in america be legal, and binding, and obligatory on Americans, including the Tree Hugger In Chief's Fan Club....

But other than that... Gosh, it is so funny watching the NeoConClownCarCrew whine about how they are so being Persecuted.... Good Lord, Why not follow any of that lip flapping about 'accountablity' - or is the DEEP HORROR here, that When The A.G., et al, are making noises about 'accountablity' it is that Christianist Klique Talk, about how come the Rapture, God is going to forgive them all that they Sinned, because they are The Once Saved, Always Saved, Cheap Grace Folks who can go on lying, cheating, stealing, murdering and Maiming for Jesus, because, well, they got that Once Saved Get Out Of Hell Free Card, and can never again be held personally accountable for any of their actions...