March 29th, 2007

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I've Decided I Want My Dryer Back....

Ok, so YES Boys And Frogs, I do own a hand held Hair Dryer. It originally was a left over from the 80's. You Know, the 80's were the First Major Retro Movement for the Early Sixties and the use and abuse of skinny ties, as well as various new technological improvements in HairGooStuffThingiePooh.

Well, when I started dealing with my Lung Issues, It struck me - HEY, if I blow HOT AIR at me, and dry out my hair, and lungs, and sinus', I will run into fewer problems... Needless to say this was strickly a scientific Thingie, you know strictly experimentalism based upon testing the testable Hypothesis. It was not as clear that it was the gooder or badder thingie.

Then my friend madmerle, who blew out to visit her father, noticed that she did not have hers. So FOOLISH ME, I said, "well sure, use mine...." So it is out there somewhere... and I want it BACK!

Strictly for Scientific Reasons you know....

That and It keeps the Beast Creatures and Iranian Flying Saucers At bay....
yellow_elephant

We SOOO Gotta Get Us Some...

Dudes, Check THIS OUT:
A Swiss man convicted of lèse-majesté for vandalizing images of Thailand's king and queen was sentenced to 10 years in prison on Thursday, the first time in many years that a foreigner has faced jail for the crime.

Oliver Jufer, 57, a resident of Thailand for the past decade, pleaded guilty to spray-painting portraits of King Bhumibol Adulyadej and Queen Sirikit last Dec. 5, the king's birthday. Jufer could have received up to 75 years in prison, but the judge, Phitsanu Tanbukalee, said he decided on a reduced sentence because Jufer had confessed.

[ cf Swiss man jailed for 10 years for defacing Thai king's image ]
And since we are Americans who have a God Head heading our Government, because of the Divinity of Dubya, we could extend the problem of Lese Majeste to include the whole Apostate Kaffir Krisis Of Our KulturKampf, and thus anyone who is unable/unwilling to offer their Due Devotion To The Divine, can be detained by the state Kommisariate Of State Piety Protection!!!

yeah, that's the Ticket...

Boy is that going to Cut down on the Atheists who do not believe in the Divinity of Dubya...

Even MORE so since this is going to take effect in the middle of the Current Most Holiest Of Holy Crusades.
yellow_elephant

Just Another Stoner Moment, eh???

Wow Dudes
Senator John F. Kerry is seeking to stop a major donor to the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth -- the conservative group that attacked his war record in the 2004 presidential race -- from becoming ambassador to Belgium, and the senator has enlisted the help of the "band of brothers" who came to his defense.
...
"Those who finance smears and lies of combat veterans don't deserve to represent America on the world stage," read the letter to Joseph R. Biden Jr., the Delaware Democrat who chairs the committee , and the committee's ranking Republican, Senator Richard G. Lugar of Indiana.

"We think too highly of the country we defended in combat to trust America in the hands of someone who would so casually bankroll lies about our combat records," the letter continued.

[ cf Kerry targets ambassadorial bid of Swift Boat benefactor ]
WOW....

I mean, can americanns really live with the Growing Threat that we would have a state department and a military that would be hamstrung by being truthier??? I mean do we really want our Federal Governmental Agencies to be Truthier??? I mean especially right now when it is clear that all options are still on the table, and hence that we might have to accidentally Nuke China and India, because we may have issues with them????

WOW....

What a thot. Why we could move it on down the line, and start limiting the nations that we accidentally invade to only the ones we actually meant to invade...

But wouldn't that like totally void the whole POINT of the Holiest of Holy Crusades in A Time of Transferring the Tax Liabilities unto the unborn... Clearly stepping away from a Blind Faith, Fact Free, Approach to Everything....

OH MYY GOTT IM HIMMELL!!!!

That would leave us TOTALLY EXPOSED to every Actual Real Imaginary Threat from all of the Actual Real Imaginary Enemies, and theeir Actual Real Imaginary Weapons Systems....

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!

THINK OF THE INNOCENT CHILDREN THAT THE EVIL KERRY IS PUTTING AT RISK BECAUSE HE WANTS TO DROP THE FACT FREE APPROACH TO LIFE!!!!

Oh My God!!! Why the Evil Canadianists Pirates and their Gay Marriage Only Types would ATTACK!!! Raping And Pillaging And Plundering As IF Jesus had abandoned america and not taken the good people up in the Rapture!!!

Clearly The President WILL Stop that Evil Kerry, Because the President Understands that there can be no retreat, and no surrender in a Most Holy Of All Holy Crusades....
yellow_elephant

Should We Get The Stoner's Out of the Economy???

I was so amused by the crawler on Bloomberg that was asserting that Wal-Mart was concerned about the impact of the Down Turn in the Housing Mortguage Market impacting their bottom Line.... WOW, Bummer Dude, you mean like the departure of the Wealth Effect will mean that folks will stop shopping at Wal-Mart, and uh, go Upscale???

or off the grid...

In related Gigglers, I am sure eveyone noticed the Laugh Riot
Circuit City announced layoffs aimed squarely at better-paid workers, implying that wages are as subject to discounts as flat-screen TVs.


The electronics retailer said Wednesday it will lay off about 3,400 store workers immediately and replace them with lower-paid new hires as soon as possible.

The laid-off workers, about 8 percent of the company's total work force, will get a severance package and a chance to reapply for their former jobs, at lower pay, after a 10-week delay, the company said.

Analysts and economists said the move is an uncertain experiment that could backfire for the chain. The risks: Morale could sink and customers could avoid the stores. Also, knowledgeable customer service is one of the few ways Circuit City can tackle competitors that include Wal-Mart, they say.

[ cf Circuit City: You're fired, but reapply for less pay ( emphasis for comedic effect ) ]
Would this be the wronger time to talk about the problems of folks having frivilously squandered that $300 tax cut back in 2001, which they should have used to invest in buying a Cheaper and More Efficient Government, judiciary, maybe their own Armed Force...

Rather than squander it on Food, Rent, trivia...

What gives it all the Fun Filled And Exciting dot.bomb era feel is this little sugah coated hunny:
Texas state regulators have recommended $210 million in fines against the state's largest utility, TXU, after an investigation accused it of manipulating the electric market.

The alleged market abuse was observed between June and September of 2005, according to the Public Utility Commission. It wound up costing consumers $70 million and earned the utility $20 million in extra profit, according to an outside expert whose report was released by state regulators two weeks ago.

TXU, the largest power generator in Texas, sold power to the market at inflated prices and caused electricity prices to rise 15.5 percent during the summer stretch, the commission said Wednesday.

[ cf Texas accuses electric utility of market abuse ]
Excuse Please While I Go
WHAT????
Texas, Electric Company, Manipulating The Market!!!!
Well DAMN!!!! That is what is wrong with allowing the Evil Klintonesta to get blow jobs, and those Evil Democrat Types, that have nothing to do with failed financialization process....

Oh, Sorry... I thought It was All Klintons fault for meddling in the Energy Degregulation of the Californian Energy Speculatory Fraud.... I mean, Morer Religiouser Words Here about how Foot, and Only Foot, The Invisible Appendage OF Divinity Embodied can move the Market and anyone else is merely OPPOSING THE DIVINITY OF DUBYA....

Uh, would this be a bad time to talk about the fact that in america we are looking at about a 9% Industrial Labor Force, and gosh, the last time we were here, it WAS the Pre-Industrial Era.... Is this a Better Time to do the whole Time Warp Dance????

Or should we Just Thank GOD that the Divinity Of Dubya keeps protecting us from those Evil Liberal Welfare State Types who merely want to take the hard earned tax payers dollars and give them to no good lay abouts, who are not even offering anything useful to the american people.....

There is something sorta Haliburtanish, no bid contract, about that sentence... but it is not quite the sort of conviction that would, well, get them out of Gitmo....

Oh yes, that is the Solution, we keep doing that Bong Hitz 4 Jesus, so that everyone KNOWS that we support the divinity of Dubya, and thus the troops, even if they are women, gays, immigrants, you know, the types who get all of the good billets because the Evil Liberals are in control of the military....

Or should we go with say "Really Raining Real Mean!!!!"
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yellow_elephant

classic monster Struggles...

Before there Was "Aliens v. Predator", there werer all of the Grand Classics...

Ah yes, the greats, "werewolf v. batman", "Godzilla v. Mothra", "abbot v. Costello", and now the national all time favorite Disco Duck Dance Craze:
Zombies v. Bong Hitz 4 Jesus
Yes Boys And Frogs, be the first one to watch this Heroic Struggle....

Will The Current Administration FINALLY LOSE it's long help position on being the first Official Zombie Free Administration In America!!!!

Or will they be able to keep up the Greatest Runninng Sequence of Frat Boy Frolics and they Keep on the Non-Stop, Never Ending Bong Hitz 4 Jesus policy like behavior Sequences....

Stay Tuned!!! Same Bong Hitz 4 Jesus Time!!! Same Bong Hitz 4 Jesus Station!!!

And remember, make sure you buy the Official FEMA Certified Zombie Warning System, so that you too can keep on with the Bong Hitz 4 Jesus Bong-a-thon for just as long as the Administration can Keep It Up!!!! It's Not just the Friday Night Fright Fest Anymore!!! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY!!!!

Anything LESS and the Terrorist WIN!!!!
yellow_elephant

Speaking Of Prioritization...

uh, has anyone got the current schedule of which is the full on no retreat, no surrender, list of current ongoing scandals????

I'm so trying to understand why the Administration Ran Away from the Swift Boats for Bloveation Candidate to be the Ambassador to Belgium... I mean, I thought it was a lovely way of signallying the Belgian that we have always been more at war with them than anyone else on the Planet, and that we were willing to give them an ambassador who would mostly not tell them anything other than mere fictions laced with TruthUals.

{ For those of you who are not aware of what a TruthUal is, that is a small piece of Enflamed and Impacted Truth that has not yet been fully excised from the Body Reality... Normally a steady diet High in Post Delusional Pure Patriotism can protect one from any form of Truth. More Importantly from allowing any form of truth becoming impacted.... I mean who needs to have the sort of Abcess that comes when Truth Keeps On Rotting.... Yukky stuff, folks really should never have to be near it... }

{ for the slow readers who have to ask, "ok, why is this with the tag 'religion'?" would this be a bad time to start an ongoing dialog about the types and nature of epistomological issues that might be worth unwrapping as a part of the overall process of Supporting The Divinity Of Dubya.... You know, to prevent TruthUals...}
yellow_elephant

That's A Win???

WOW!!!! Dudes
The chief prosecutor at the Guantanamo tribunals bristled on Thursday at suggestions that Australian David Hicks, the only man convicted in a new U.S. military court system, was merely an al Qaeda bit player.

"It's not the grand strategic thinkers that caused the deaths of thousands of people around the world, including Americans and Australians," said the prosecutor, Air Force Col. Moe Davis.

"It's those down at the tactical level that are willing to strap on the bombs and take up arms on the front lines and carry out the objectives of the extremist ideology that their way is the only right way and anything else is wrong," Davis told reporters visiting Guantanamo.

Hicks pleaded guilty on Monday night to a charge of providing material support for terrorism in Afghanistan. His hearing was scheduled to resume at 8 a.m. EDT (1200 GMT) on Friday in a hilltop court building at the U.S. naval base in southeast Cuba where Hicks has been held for more than five years - most of that time without being charged.

[ cf Prosecutor defends Guantanamo conviction ]
WOW....

Like some one is clearly over their Limit of Bong Hitz 4 Jesus I mean, he got a guy to confess to a 'crime' that did not exist when he was taken hostage.... but came into existence when the Prosecutor failed to get an actual conviction on the charges in hand....

And rather than accept the reality, he is SOOO hoping that Majikally this can be tied into the 9/11 story...

I mean why not go after the Draft Dodgers who were for Persecuting a President who had the Authorization to Bomb Iraq??? I mean they too were great at telling Al-Qaeda that it was ok to attack...

Come ON Dude, put down the Bong, get over the fact that you are amongst a very small group of americans who can claim your glorious victory by having kept a guy as hostage for five years before plea bargaininng the case out for strictly domestic reasons....

The REALLY Cool part is whether or not your next conviction will take less than five years of detention.... I mean, how about setting a goal of being able to torture a confession out of folks in a year or less. Ok, so if they do not confess in that time and accidentally step onto the Big Ferris Wheel of Kharma, that too will go down in your permenant record as a Like Total Victory over the Enemy....

Hey, I know, why not go after the folks who do not accept the Divinity of Dubya, yeah, those Atheists could really be in league with someone, most likely satan, so they would most likely look forward to a chance to confess their sins and seek repentance....

Yeah that's the Ticket....

More Patriotism!!! More Americanism!!! More Post-Facto Laws for folks to confess to....
yellow_elephant

More Ugly Thots...

Hey kids, since the mythologicall neo-energy policy is to make ethanol from Corn.... what if we get into one more of those Crunches, where it is "make ethanol for the Hummer drivers" or food for the children.....

Americans do remember that children make up the largest single group living in poverty....

And we do understand that children in poverty are there because their parents are Sinners who do not believe in the Divinity Of Dubya...

Will the Great American Pro-War Clique up and get their Poop In A Group and decide to invade Canada, our number one oil trading partner, to, as the comedy at Camp Crawford pointed out,
Kick their Ass!!!
And Take Their Gas!!!
or will they opt to invade Venezuela, since those are brown people and assasinating them is more coolio...

And gosh kids, if some communist held that "2 + 2 = 4" does that mean that Mathematics is a Commie Front?

Hum....

What IF they had to live out their actual ideology, and not simply advocating more Bong Hitz 4 Jesus.