March 28th, 2007

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The Life Of Brian Meets The Dominionists....

I am currently reading my way through Chris Hedges' book American Fascists: The Christian Right and the War on America which keeps bringing me back through my own encounters with the folks who make up the Dominionists, and with that the series on Dominionism that painfully reminds me of The Life Of Brian in ways that are almost as funny....

Were it not for the unpleasant reality that the Dominionists are never too sure which side of the Dhimmi or Kaffir they really want to admit to in polite society.... More Impolitely, they are still not sure how to translate those notions not merely into American, but also into LAW, so that they can begin implementing the whole process of killing off the Unbelievers as they Take The Land...

Which of course, should help explain, for the slow readers, why I am a bit of a stickler on the whole Divinity Of Dubya issue, since, well, gosh kids, we all have to start some place - and if we can all just get on the same page that YES, no matter what the Modern SeXular Humanists Thuggery Says About Science Stuff, the Argument From Intelligent Design is Clear And Compelling on the Divinity Of Dubya... at which point those who do not support the Clear And Compelling Evidence are Apostate or Worse, but either way, are clearly enemies of the State.... They need to be rounded up and given one last chance to save their soul before they are turned into reactor shielding in the New And Improved Neuvo Energy Solutions Of Tommorrow Today!!!
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dark ugly thought...

Why we MUST defeat Hitlary and her Rad Surf Nazi's....

Would americans really feel safe knowing that should cite the current precedence, and from that be able to deatain anyone from anywhere until they were willing to confess to having violated laws that did not even exist before they were put into detention....

Why she may even feel compelled to Out Do the previous regime, and demand that the detainees confess to crimes that are not yet even on the books....

So VOTE Bush/Cheney in 2008 or the TERRORISTS WIN, because you were not willing to support the Divinity of Dubya, and the Divine Rights that come with being the Special President, for the Special People...
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Why We NEED THE SPECIAL POWERS ACT...

Is it just me or is there some sort of Terroristical Plot when we have
FBI Director Robert Mueller struggled Tuesday to allay congressional concerns about growing management problems at the bureau, including a report of widespread abuse of its power to obtain phone, Internet and financial records without court oversight.

Mueller implored members of the Senate Judiciary Committee not to strip the bureau of its ability to gather evidence through so-called national security letters, which allow the FBI to request information from businesses without a warrant, subpoena or judicial review.

He said the recent abuses, detailed in a report earlier this month by the Justice Department's inspector general, were the result of honest mistakes rather than skullduggery.

[ cf FBI director defends need for powers ]
NO HONEST, we did not understand that the FBI or the Justice department was now or at any time involved with that law stuff.

our Bad....

But there is this sequence of comedies
Bears, birds and other creatures could be put at greater risk under proposed Bush administration changes to the Endangered Species Act, according to a U.S. government document released on Tuesday by environmentalists.

The proposed rewrite to the landmark law that protects American wildlife would weaken the act so much that about 80 percent of the 1,300 species now on the endangered list would lose protection, said Kieran Suckling of the Center for Biological Diversity.

[ cf Wildlife at risk under U.S. plan: environmentalists ]
or the More Comedic Moment at American Pravda:
The Fish and Wildlife Service is considering limiting the ability of federal wildlife protection agencies to intervene on behalf of endangered species that may be harmed by federal actions.

The proposed regulatory changes, some of them detailed in an article on Tuesday by the online magazine Salon.com, would also increase the role of state governments in administering some of the species protections that are now the responsibility of the Fish and Wildlife Service and the National Marine Fisheries Service.

H. Dale Hall, the director of the Fish and Wildlife Service, which administers the Endangered Species Act, said Tuesday that the draft proposal detailing the changes was “really a beginning of a process.”

[ cf Proposed Changes Would Shift Duties in Protecting Species ]
Ah, don't you just love the honesty there....

That whole Bo Jangles Foot Work with the
“really a beginning of a process.”
Where EVER have we seen that piece of Performance Art...

Oh yes, it was with the whole thing about how the Directorate Of State Security was our Bestist Bestist Bestist Friend, and trust us, now that we have promoted Negroponte from Creating Chaos in Iraq to creating chaos on a global scale, well, things are going to be gooderer....

Just Trust Us.... Since, well, Faith is the Hope For Things You KNOW can not be....

Gosh, what if they decide to put the rest of the Americans who are not Christianists on the Endangered Species, and they figure that this is another issue that should not be dealt with by anyone in the federal government, since the Christianists Terrorists know good and well what it takes to irradicate and infestation....

Are YOU still Feeling Safe???

If YES, please remember to pass to the right....
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More Of that No Retreat, No Surrender....

Yeah, go team venture... seems that once again the Prez and his posse are just going to let the other kids work out what was going on, since the Prez and Posee had NO IDEA
President Bush on Wednesday withdrew the ambassadorial nomination of businessman Sam Fox after Democrats denounced Fox for giving money to a controversial conservative group that undermined Sen. John Kerry ‘s 2004 presidential campaign.
...
The White House announced the withdrawal in a press release distributed less than an hour before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee gathered to vote on his nomination to be ambassador to Belgium. On Tuesday, Kerry‘s Vietnam crew mates had sent a letter urging committee members to oppose Fox‘s nomination. A copy of the letter was obtained by The Associated Press.

[ cf White House withdraws ambassador nominee ]
Makes a Guy Go, HUM....

Really, no, seriously, I just want to go HUM....

Thank GOD the Prez knows all about what this whole No Retreat No Surrender Stuff is all about.... I guess he must have read about it in Tom "They were giving all the good billets to the minorities" DeLay....
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More Reasons to Bomb Canada ( The Weather Chart Crisis.... )

Ok, so maybe this is not a great need to bomb canada, but it SOOO makes me cranky when the various weather sites show me a nice satellite picture, but will not allow me to adjust the focus of their data set so that I can peak up the old jet stream way to see what the weather clouds look like, and YES, I DO want those Freaking Barametric Lines....

HELLO, NOT ALL OF US ARE MERELY FREAKING HAIRLESS APES POKING AT THE PRETTY PICTURES!!!

SOME OF US CAN TRANSLATE THE IMAGE SETS INTO ACTIONABLE INTELLIGENCE!!!!

ok, so maybe I should have switched to decaf earlier, but oh, well, let's bomb canada anyway...
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Speaking Of Stab The Troops In The Back Time...

Wow Dude, One More Serious Bong Hitz 4 Jesus Moment:
FBI Director Robert Mueller pleaded with senators Tuesday not to curtail the Patriot Act that empowers the federal government to secretly obtain personal records, although a Justice Department investigator discovered that the bureau had failed to obey its requirements.

The problem wasn't the law, Mueller told the Senate Judiciary Committee; it was the FBI.

[ cf FBI director blames agency, not Patriot Act, for abuses ]
WOW... Totally dude, but like wowser scope out it's Cousin
President Bush, rejecting a compromise with Congress over a U.S. troop withdrawal from Iraq, said today, "It makes no sense for politicians in Washington, D.C., to be dictating arbitrary timelines for our military commanders in a war zone 6,000 miles away."
[ cf Bush lashes out at Congress for 'dictating arbitrary timelines' ]
WOW!!!

Would this be the wrong time to ask why, now, nearly six years into the post-911 culture, we are still trying to fund these things on Emergency Funding Measures, because the White House keeps playing with how to dictate arbitrary timelines...

Or would simply admitting that the question was concievable, might lead some to doubt the Divinity Of Dubya, which would lead to the collapse of their Ethical System, and hence oblige them to follow their rhetorical posturing and become Mindless Mass Murderers...

But Seriously, isn't it so cute how the prez keeps laying it all off on the folks over there, because, it is soooo beyond the Capacity of the White House to provide any form of leadership, and so, since, gosh, the Prez and Posse, just ain't gonna do that, they are so convinced that no one else can or should do it... and besides, the Divinity Clause in the Special War President Majik, means that there is no reason that congress should be involved in the process of setting fiscal policy issues...
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small interesting question...

is it just me, but have you noticed that after so many years in Afghanistan, none of the Afghani Army that fought with the Soviet Red Army, are alive and glad that they had been the Great Defenders of the Evil Sinister Liberal Modern SeXular Humanist Regime Of God Hating America Bashers....

Hum....
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Speaking Of The Law Of Niceness...

I had a lovely chat the other evening with my dear friend dr_strych9 over the Fun Loving Thread Like A Kidney Punch... and we took some time for me to outline my core UNHAPPY with the malaise in this country.

So I introduced him to the Law of Niceness, since he was aware of the standard Rule
We do not Threaten,
We Promise.
and that of course leads to the traditionalist reference back to the guns of Navarone, and the obligatory 'tension' that gregory peck's character knows that he will be killed after the war, because his friend has promised him that....

Well one part of the Core Annoyance I have with the sort of folks who make death threats, is that IF I am still alive to report them to the State Officials, then CLEARLY we are looking at, at least, in the minimum, a breach of Contract, if NOT a full on Breach Of Faith, which as we all know, leads to Apostasy, Kaffir Status, and the full on decline and fall of the West.... So the State SHOULD, to be nice, help those sorts of folks, who just do not get it, to step back onto the Big Wheel Of Kharma and move it on down the line.

It is possible that they may come back as a Potted Petunia, no matter how Improbable that may be...

So IF one is not willing to be polite enough, perchance they can learn to at least be nice enough...
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Oh Dear The Defeatist Cut And Runner Appeasers Are EVERYWHERE!!!

wow, scope this winner
I will attempt to not make this blog political. What I mean by that is, I am not taking sides. The nature of the topic is political. It can't be avoided. Pat Tillman, former cornerback for the Arizona Cardinals, died four years ago. We have known for a while now that it was more than likely a friendly fire incident. Therefore, it should have come as no surprise to anyone once the findings were released. I am going to attempt to address several problems I have with this incident and all of the attention it is receiving.

1. Why did the Army cover it up? Nothing raises Americans' ire like a government cover up. Pat Tillman was the embodiment of the self-sacrificing soldier, leaving the comfort of home, and in this case millions of dollars, to fight for a cause about which he felt strongly. It sickened me to see the military exploit his fame as a marketing tool. It sickened me to see the current administration and the army exploit his death to stir up waning American patriotism. It sickens me now to see opponents of the current administration exploiting his death to prove a point about an unpopular war. There is no doubt in my mind that the Army wanted Pat Tillman to be a hero. Friendly fire rumors started immediately, but he still received the Silver Star. He is not eligible for the Silver Star and one would think the Army would have investigated before awarding it. Nobody wants to say it, but a friendly fire death does diminish the hero image. The Army is secretive. Always has been. Probably, they just figured it would be another case of "Everyone keep your mouths shut and they'll believe what we tell them. They'll believe what best suits us." This all leads to my next point.

[ cf Beating a Dead Hero ( emphasis mine) ]
Yes, boys and girls, that is from sportingnews...

Can there be any doubt now that the evil doing evil doers doing Evil!!!

I mean, did the stoner fail to scope out his reality check that the assertion "unpopular war" lays there as being in some way self evidently true....

Gosh when even the Second Largest Religious Movement, Sports, ( the first as we all know, are those who accept the Divinity Of Dubya ), comes out accepting as defacto that this is one more Unpopular War that the evil liberals have imposed upon us....

What are we gonna do to keep them down on the Farm...
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The Brutal Radical Left Wing Persecution Continues....

Are YOU SHOCKED!!!! SHOCKED I TELL YOU
Harry Potter, the boy wizard of Hogwarts School, is perilously close to the clutches of his nemesis on the cover of the seventh and final book that millions of readers are mining for clues to his fate.

On the front of the wraparound cover released today by Scholastic Corp., the U.S. publisher of ``Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,'' 17-year-old Harry reaches his left hand toward an orange sky. On the back, spidery hands reach for Harry. Only when they open the book can readers see those hands belong to Potter's enemy, Lord Voldemort, whose glowing red eyes peer from under a hood.

[ cf Final Potter Cover Has Wizard Near Enemy's Clutches (Update1) ]
IT IS JUST SHOCKING!!!!

Here we are in the greatest of all of the Most Holiest Of Holy Crusades, and they are still allowing the Demonic Possession of Satanic Cult Ritualists to Pander their God Hating America Bashing in an effort to Undermind the Most Holiest Of Holies, the Divinity of Dubya!!!!

Oh The Shame!!! Oh The Horror!!! Oh The Gnashing Of Teeth!!! The Tearing Of Garbs!!! The Sack Cloth And Ashes that will be requirerd to Protect us from the Return of the Iranian Flying Saucers!!! Because the Divine WIll Has been Repressed by the Brutal Radical Left Wing Persecution of the God Hating America Bashers....

well someone had to say it...

You know, for reasons of KulturKampf, undt the Glory Of Great Leader!!!
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Bomb And Keep On Bombing Till The Reality Goes AWAY...

Oh dear, I must confess, some days are just like that. There is this Really Scary Snark of the Trial of Miss Snark that is going on about The Trial of Agent B, where in we learn that there are Evil Internet Denizens who have been engaged in, well, not taking the IkkyPoohs seriously....

The Technical Bits are traceable, one route takes one to Writer Beware's 20 Worst Agents and/or say Dumbest of the Twenty Worst where we can all keep wondering why it is that we keep seeing Fudge like Tom DeLay's New Slip Stream SciFi Horror AutoBiography "No Retreat, No Surrender" in which it may well be the case where Tom actually ups and admits that he was WAY over his limit of Bong Hitz 4 Jesus when he confused his real life with his fanzine about deranged wack jobs...

It is because there are Pay To Play Dopers out there willing to help folks get to the Vanity Press....

So, hey dudes, Bong Hitz 4 Jesus or Like Bomb Somebody...
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Get The Rush Of Another Bong Hitz 4 Jesus Moment...

Wow due, like the Colours....
On the March 27 edition of his nationally syndicated radio program, Rush Limbaugh claimed that Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales, "the first Hispanic-American attorney general -- a minority" is "under fire by white liberal racists in the Senate." In fact, Gonzales' handling of the U.S. attorney firings has been criticized by lawmakers of both parties, and his actions have been censured by the Senate's only African-American and by one of its three Hispanic members.
[ cf Limbaugh: Gonzales is "under fire by white liberal racists in the Senate" ]
WOW Dude, Like The Colours...

Is it just me, or is there something just totally stoner about the Nice Defenders of the Civil Rights Movement defending Poor Picked On Minority Person who has been the champion for ending any rule of law in america because, well, gosh the Divinity Of Dubya is beyond question, so who cares who gets tortured or detained, since, well gosh, that is the way of the Most Holiest Of Holy Crusades....

Or is Rush just having one of those Prescription Drug Shopping Moment, and he too will get a chance to work out his whole, "I want to be Britany Spears, as she is sooo Purty as the Anti-Christ, and Folks just do not take me seriously as the Anti-Christ any morer....."

Ah yes, the rule of law, that Evil Liberal Thingie Pooh, from the time before the Great Event!!! When all knew that the Argument from Intelligent Design had dictated the Divinity of Dubya, or was that the second attack on the world trade center, oh well, which ever.... Since gosh, those Liberals are Bad People, who are the Lynch Mobs by wanting to raise up the Law of Man over the Law of God...

{ scary part, read the rest of the article, and notice what other Talking Heads are trying to Move that Freak Show Talking Point around.... }

or has the media just decided that the demand curve sucks and it is so clearly time to keep on Toking and getting in all of those bong hitz 4 jesus moment, or they could lose the profit margins in the Stoner Weed Market...